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Man Rules: Opposite Sex Edition... It's gonna be a good one.
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12-17-2008, 07:46 PM | #1 |
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Man Rules: Opposite Sex Edition... It's gonna be a good one.
Well after a royal dicking with by an individual of the opposite sex, I figured the men of this forum should have a thread/database to turn to if they need some help with a certain situation. This thread is now dedicated to the well being of man in regards to mental/sexual health regarding the tough and determined WOMAN!
This is what you are to do: Post up rules, note to selfs, word of thumbs... you name it regarding the opposite sex. Things YOU personally go by in regards to dealing with and or handling the opposite sex. You can post all, or post some. I will post a couple examples: -I will not date a girl that smokes *unless they are smoking hot and have a ton to offer to make up for it* -If a girl cheats, she is gone, I don't care what happened if it was not a form of genuinely getting taken advantage of I will not stick around, or take her back -I hate it when a member of the opposite sex can not back there word up with action (be it sexual or an attribute they swear they have or something they said they were going to do or change) -I must know how many guys a girl has been with before I truly assess the situation and how serious I am going to take it, providing the initial entry time frame has been proven to be promising. |
12-17-2008, 07:54 PM | #3 |
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Does not swallow --> Drop her like hot potato
On a serious note, you need to chill abit Forged. The way you are going with this relationship stuff, you may end up being a bachelor for life before you hit 24. Take it from an older Bro. I know you have some problems but that's what alcohol is invented for, man. |
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12-17-2008, 07:55 PM | #4 |
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-I assess the situation before determining if I will go down there: Factors include...
-Does it stank? A quick discrete pass by your face after the fingers have infiltrated the taco will be a solid indicator if you want to send in task force ranger tounge -Is it beat/lose feeling or looking? If there are curtains, weird discoloration, super wetness or is not baby soft and smooth task force ranger must seek another route to excursion -Intel? How much do you know about her past, does she give you that good or bad "you've only been with that many guys?" vibe or are you sensing a possible sex insurgency? |
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12-17-2008, 08:13 PM | #5 |
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I agree with Doug! Not swallowing is a major "HELL NO"!!! Well, maybe they don't need to swallow as long as they are smoking the pole!
Anyway...Forged...this thread seems like its a result of the one night stand you had and fell in love! Dude, you're better than that! |
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12-17-2008, 08:44 PM | #8 |
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Tragedy happens for a reason. We all go through bad experiences. We need them to learn in life. Without it, people will live in their own bubble, only to be not prepared when something detrimental happens and be scarred from the outcome. I don't know what you went through in your previous situation, and from the sound of it, it seems that you have gone through some pretty rough stuff. But at the same time, it sounds as if you have gotten wiser and more mature, a result that ALL people should experience.
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