Fifth UK Meet - UK5 : S I G N....U P....N O W !

dxb335d · 01-24-2008, 04:28 AM

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Originally Posted by OliH

What, to share a car with me and Si - youre the one that called it a hearse....how tall are you so I can make the coffin??

yeah mate, should be awesome. I can see the ruccus starting already...

''Go in my car''

''NO, MY CAR''

''NO, my car lol'' etc...

mjh93sa · 01-24-2008, 06:36 AM

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Originally Posted by vivekk

As time is dragging on, I've decided to put my foot down, as I usually do in these cases.

You'll be pleased to know that I have actually bothered to look at the current poll results.
...
So, as Steve would say, 'talk to me'.

All the best.

Viv

Well done Viv. That weekend it is then.

Treasure Hunt and detailing sound like cracking ideas. I certainly don't mind rekking up the day before to give you a hand in the traesure hunt setup

I'm sure that Tony will be able to sort out something suitable for the overnighters. Last time wasn't bad, it was just the parking that was a little out of our control.

Buxton seemed to be a pretty good location last time we were in the vicinity, and there is always that road to macclesfield to investigate.

Just let us know when and how you want the deposits.

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Originally Posted by SoYank

I'm likely to attend. I was going to go home to see my family for my birthday that day but I just have got to set my priorities straight. That's the reason I didn't have the date selected and the poll won't let me change my selection.

I think that's all the excuse we need for a few beverages in the evening!

I think it's Beauforty's annual aging ceremony shortly afterwards as well, so even more excuse.

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Originally Posted by 1stnewcar

Do I have to wash my car before the meet?

No, just the wheels!

(sorry)

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Originally Posted by Steve A

The roads around buxton and macclesfield are some of the best in the uk, and for all you single lads the ladies are a bit loose up in them there hills

wooohooo! one downer is that i dont know of any strip clubs in buxton

Steve.

We've had a go a couple of times and not been let down so far!

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Originally Posted by OliH

What, to share a car with me and Si - youre the one that called it a hearse....how tall are you so I can make the coffin??

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Originally Posted by dxb335d

yeah mate, should be awesome. I can see the ruccus starting already...

''Go in my car''

''NO, MY CAR''

''NO, my car lol'' etc...

I thought that OliH was threatening to be in an S3? That would cut down the arguments a bit.

- Paul - · 01-24-2008, 07:29 AM

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Originally Posted by mjh93sa

No, just the wheels!

(sorry)

I haven't even had them repaired yet

E92Fan · 01-24-2008, 07:50 AM

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Originally Posted by 1stnewcar

I haven't even had them repaired yet

Right, well just promise this time not to get so close to my rear bumper!!! I think all nine lives disappeared with that near miss

E92Fan · 01-24-2008, 07:52 AM

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Originally Posted by mjh93sa

I'm sure that Tony will be able to sort out something suitable for the overnighters. Last time wasn't bad, it was just the parking that was a little out of our control.

Just let us know when and how you want the deposits.

Parking?

Believe me, I'll be making sure there's no sight of any club or lagered-up lout within 1000 metres of us... sodding drunken people

So are we verging on Buxton as the location for UK5 ??

- Paul - · 01-24-2008, 08:02 AM

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Originally Posted by E92Fan

Right, well just promise this time not to get so close to my rear bumper!!! I think all nine lives disappeared with that near miss

Agreed - I still have flashbacks!!

mjh93sa · 01-24-2008, 08:03 AM

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Originally Posted by E92Fan

Parking?

Believe me, I'll be making sure there's no sight of any club or lagered-up lout within 1000 metres of us... sodding drunken people

So are we verging on Buxton as the location for UK5 ??

Sounds like you'll be staying in the carpark Carlos!

E92Fan · 01-24-2008, 10:26 AM

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Originally Posted by mjh93sa

Sounds like you'll be staying in the carpark Carlos!

What, is Carlos going to be the security guard for our cars?!

mjh93sa · 01-24-2008, 10:49 AM

As he's used to working outside at night I'm sure he'd feel more comfortable. He could be there with his High-vis jacket and secret SIM ready to 'phone in at the merest hint of trouble.

E92Fan · 01-24-2008, 10:50 AM

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Originally Posted by mjh93sa

As he's used to working outside at night I'm sure he'd feel more comfortable. He could be there with his High-vis jacket and secret SIM ready to 'phone in at the merest hint of trouble.

But with the secret SIM, would he remember which person to call? Can be quite confusing no?

mjh93sa · 01-24-2008, 11:04 AM

E92Fan · 01-24-2008, 11:22 AM

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Originally Posted by mjh93sa

And also, who would Carlos call if there were louts causing trouble??

His miswah? Or possiblemiswah#2 ?!

He could call Floyd, who would confuse some with obtuse American witticisms and Freudian psychocentric sociological Keynesian oxymorons

He could call General Director Sergei, who would shout Croatian/Serbian/East European obscenities and threaten them Croatian/Serbian/East European-mafia stylee...

He could call Steve Ashton, who would just swear at them then run them over

He could call Matt, who would blind them with the power of his camera flashing

He could call James, who would shower them in melted chocolate, use the Force and watch them fight to the death

He could call OliH, who would offer free transportation in the hearse

Or he could call Me, Oddjob, and I'd come down with my bowler hat, decapitate each and every one of them, then cook them for breakfast the next day, washed down with some vintage champagne

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So Buxton (?) Lager-louts, be warned...!

Serjames · 01-24-2008, 11:33 AM

oddjob rotflmao !!

Oli · 01-24-2008, 12:10 PM

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Originally Posted by mjh93sa

I thought that OliH was threatening to be in an S3? That would cut down the arguments a bit.

Maybe, and if I am it will be runing the latest GIAC map -330BHP!!!! SHould be fairly rapid, at only 1455kgs!!!!

mjh93sa · 01-24-2008, 12:32 PM

Oh dear Tony, You do realise that you've just christened yourself Oddjob forever more!

E92Fan · 01-24-2008, 12:33 PM

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Originally Posted by mjh93sa

Oh dear Tony, You do realise that you've just christened yourself Oddjob forever more!

It's been part of me since I was 7 years old - 22 years on so what's the difference?!!!

Think I'll call you Matt The Flasher from now on though...

mjh93sa · 01-24-2008, 12:37 PM

I'll pack the 6D maglite then

JonMad · 01-24-2008, 12:51 PM

Hiya, long time no see. 26 April - ok, pencilled in. Not sure about staying over but as it's a long way and curry is likely to be involved, possibly.

Cheerio for now,
Jon

scottc · 01-24-2008, 02:10 PM

All sounds good to me, if I am going to do a group buy I will need some numbers. Once I have numbers I will get an idea on what to put together and how much it will cost. My idea at the mo is doing something that will cover from start to finish, so washmit, shampoo, wheel cleaner, tyre dressing, arch dressing, last touch and some drying towels and applicators.

How does that sound?

E92Fan · 01-24-2008, 02:14 PM

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Originally Posted by scottc

All sounds good to me, if I am going to do a group buy I will need some numbers. Once I have numbers I will get an idea on what to put together and how much it will cost. My idea at the mo is doing something that will cover from start to finish, so washmit, shampoo, wheel cleaner, tyre dressing, arch dressing, last touch and some drying towels and applicators.

How does that sound?

Scott I'll be calling you to discuss some ideas - PM me when's good... down in Guildford area on Sunday (mid-morning) so perhaps a coffee somewhere?

scottc · 01-24-2008, 02:15 PM

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Originally Posted by E92Fan

Scott I'll be calling you to discuss some ideas - PM me when's good... down in Guildford area on Sunday (mid-morning) so perhaps a coffee somewhere?

PM on the way

SoYank · 01-24-2008, 02:57 PM

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Originally Posted by E92Fan

And also, who would Carlos call if there were louts causing trouble??

His miswah? Or possiblemiswah#2 ?!

He could call Floyd, who would confuse some with obtuse American witticisms and Freudian psychocentric sociological Keynesian oxymorons

Oddjob, if he called me I think I'd have him confused with a simple "hello".

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