E90Post
 


Coby Wheel
 
BMW 3-Series (E90 E92) Forum > BIMMERPOST Universal Forums > Off-Topic Discussions Board > Teacher Pregnant by Her 13yr Old Student!



Reply
 
Thread Tools Search this Thread
      06-01-2016, 02:14 PM   #45
Verbiage
Dismembered Member
Verbiage's Avatar
Jamaica
3579
Rep
9,213
Posts

Drives: F80 ZCP 6MT, R55 Clubman S 6MT
Join Date: Jan 2010
Location: DMV

iTrader: (6)

Quote:
Originally Posted by jtodd_fl View Post
Do it! I want a geographically-themed scale... hotness scale from Antartica on the left to Fukushima on the right.


Wait... too soon?
You've been waiting SO LONG to use it!!
__________________

My delivery experience and beach photoshoot here.
Appreciate 2
      06-01-2016, 02:15 PM   #46
grimlock
Colonel
716
Rep
2,003
Posts

Drives: F10 N52B30@255PS
Join Date: Sep 2010
Location: Hong Kong

iTrader: (0)

Texas starts a thread to condemn child molestation, u guys getting all your rocks off ..
Appreciate 1
      06-01-2016, 02:15 PM   #47
Verbiage
Dismembered Member
Verbiage's Avatar
Jamaica
3579
Rep
9,213
Posts

Drives: F80 ZCP 6MT, R55 Clubman S 6MT
Join Date: Jan 2010
Location: DMV

iTrader: (6)

Quote:
Originally Posted by silvergray545 View Post
Dem titties tell me she sure as hell ain't 13!
Fuck it we motor boating 13 times then.
__________________

My delivery experience and beach photoshoot here.
Appreciate 0
      06-01-2016, 02:16 PM   #48
e92iy790
Second Lieutenant
15
Rep
247
Posts

Drives: 2012 Bmw M3 Coupe ZCP
Join Date: Sep 2010
Location: allendale, nj

iTrader: (0)

She probably watched the movie "That's my Boy" with Adam Sandler too many times and wanted to turn it into reality.
Appreciate 0
      06-01-2016, 02:16 PM   #49
grimlock
Colonel
716
Rep
2,003
Posts

Drives: F10 N52B30@255PS
Join Date: Sep 2010
Location: Hong Kong

iTrader: (0)

Quote:
Originally Posted by Verbiage View Post
Breh why she kinda look 13 with no makeup though.
bet she knows how to 'vacuum' good..

this thread is going to get shut down soon
Appreciate 0
      06-01-2016, 02:19 PM   #50
silvergray545
Skittles, OT OG
silvergray545's Avatar
Lebanon
2337
Rep
649
Posts

Drives: Lots of M cars
Join Date: Aug 2008
Location: Cleveland, OH

iTrader: (1)

Garage List
2016 BMW M3 ZCP  [0.00]
2000 BMW M Roadster  [0.00]
2004 BMW M3  [0.00]
2014 VW GLI  [0.00]
Quote:
Originally Posted by Verbiage View Post
Fuck it we motor boating 13 times then.
What the hell is up with these teachers these days? Bitches be banging kids half their age and I can't even get a response back from them on Tinder/Bumble.
Appreciate 3
      06-01-2016, 02:21 PM   #51
Axius
Banned
Seychelles
4202
Rep
216
Posts

Drives: 612 Scaglietti
Join Date: Sep 2015
Location: Watch Me NayNay

iTrader: (0)

Quote:
Originally Posted by silvergray545 View Post
What the hell is up with these teachers these days? Bitches be banging kids half their age and I can't even get a response back from them on Tinder/Bumble.
Shirtless pic on the beach next to your BMW wearing Ray Bans and a hat slightly offcenter with the visor pointed up.


Then just make your opener, what's better for breakfast pancakes or fucking?
Appreciate 2
      06-01-2016, 02:24 PM   #52
Verbiage
Dismembered Member
Verbiage's Avatar
Jamaica
3579
Rep
9,213
Posts

Drives: F80 ZCP 6MT, R55 Clubman S 6MT
Join Date: Jan 2010
Location: DMV

iTrader: (6)

Quote:
Originally Posted by silvergray545 View Post
What the hell is up with these teachers these days? Bitches be banging kids half their age and I can't even get a response back from them on Tinder/Bumble.
Quote:
Originally Posted by Axius View Post
Shirtless pic on the beach next to your BMW wearing Ray Bans and a hat slightly offcenter with the visor pointed up.


Then just make your opener, what's better for breakfast pancakes or fucking?
Just duet. Watch it work. Now watch me whip.
__________________

My delivery experience and beach photoshoot here.
Appreciate 0
      06-01-2016, 02:24 PM   #53
grimlock
Colonel
716
Rep
2,003
Posts

Drives: F10 N52B30@255PS
Join Date: Sep 2010
Location: Hong Kong

iTrader: (0)

thats it, im posing as 13 in my next profile pic

"30-something, but I'll act like I'm 13"

and

"NO molesters"
Appreciate 1
      06-01-2016, 02:24 PM   #54
jtodd_fl
2nd Asst to Dept Undersecretary
jtodd_fl's Avatar
6704
Rep
1,298
Posts

Drives: People crazy
Join Date: Sep 2013
Location: Florida

iTrader: (0)

Garage List
2015 F82 M4  [9.00]
2016 F87 M2  [0.00]
2011 E92 M3  [0.00]
Quote:
Originally Posted by Axius View Post
Shirtless pic on the beach next to your BMW wearing Ray Bans and a hat slightly offcenter with the visor pointed up.


Then just make your opener, what's better for breakfast pancakes or fucking?
How would you like your eggs in the morning? Scrambled or fertilized?
__________________
This space for rent.
Appreciate 8
      06-01-2016, 02:25 PM   #55
grimlock
Colonel
716
Rep
2,003
Posts

Drives: F10 N52B30@255PS
Join Date: Sep 2010
Location: Hong Kong

iTrader: (0)

Quote:
Originally Posted by jtodd_fl View Post
How would you like your eggs in the morning? Scrambled or fertilized?
i puked / coughed/ gagged /spit simulatneously
Appreciate 0
      06-01-2016, 02:26 PM   #56
jtodd_fl
2nd Asst to Dept Undersecretary
jtodd_fl's Avatar
6704
Rep
1,298
Posts

Drives: People crazy
Join Date: Sep 2013
Location: Florida

iTrader: (0)

Garage List
2015 F82 M4  [9.00]
2016 F87 M2  [0.00]
2011 E92 M3  [0.00]
Quote:
Originally Posted by grimlock View Post
i puked / coughed/ gagged /spit simulatneously
I am pretty sure that is good. I will assume so. Not the first time that has happened to me, although this is the first time it was a guy.
__________________
This space for rent.
Appreciate 1
      06-01-2016, 02:27 PM   #57
Verbiage
Dismembered Member
Verbiage's Avatar
Jamaica
3579
Rep
9,213
Posts

Drives: F80 ZCP 6MT, R55 Clubman S 6MT
Join Date: Jan 2010
Location: DMV

iTrader: (6)

Damn. Just realized her daughter is only 3 years apart from the baby she fucked smh.
__________________

My delivery experience and beach photoshoot here.
Appreciate 0
      06-01-2016, 02:27 PM   #58
silvergray545
Skittles, OT OG
silvergray545's Avatar
Lebanon
2337
Rep
649
Posts

Drives: Lots of M cars
Join Date: Aug 2008
Location: Cleveland, OH

iTrader: (1)

Garage List
2016 BMW M3 ZCP  [0.00]
2000 BMW M Roadster  [0.00]
2004 BMW M3  [0.00]
2014 VW GLI  [0.00]
Quote:
Originally Posted by Axius View Post
Shirtless pic on the beach next to your BMW wearing Ray Bans and a hat slightly offcenter with the visor pointed up.


Then just make your opener, what's better for breakfast pancakes or fucking?
Quote:
Originally Posted by Verbiage View Post
Just duet. Watch it work. Now watch me whip.
Brb, googling "How to get six pack abs in less than 2 hours."
Appreciate 0
      06-01-2016, 02:27 PM   #59
Axius
Banned
Seychelles
4202
Rep
216
Posts

Drives: 612 Scaglietti
Join Date: Sep 2015
Location: Watch Me NayNay

iTrader: (0)

Quote:
Originally Posted by jtodd_fl View Post
How would you like your eggs in the morning? Scrambled or fertilized?
On a finer note m'lady, how do you enjoy your salad, chopped or tossed?
Appreciate 1
      06-01-2016, 02:28 PM   #60
Verbiage
Dismembered Member
Verbiage's Avatar
Jamaica
3579
Rep
9,213
Posts

Drives: F80 ZCP 6MT, R55 Clubman S 6MT
Join Date: Jan 2010
Location: DMV

iTrader: (6)

Got damn baby fucker.
__________________

My delivery experience and beach photoshoot here.
Appreciate 0
      06-01-2016, 02:28 PM   #61
grimlock
Colonel
716
Rep
2,003
Posts

Drives: F10 N52B30@255PS
Join Date: Sep 2010
Location: Hong Kong

iTrader: (0)

Quote:
Originally Posted by jtodd_fl View Post
I am pretty sure that is good. I will assume so. Not the first time that has happened to me, although this is the first time it was a guy.
yeah yeah.. this is a female teacher we're talking about here.. we'll send u a notification when it's a gruff male geography teacher
Appreciate 1
      06-01-2016, 02:28 PM   #62
Axius
Banned
Seychelles
4202
Rep
216
Posts

Drives: 612 Scaglietti
Join Date: Sep 2015
Location: Watch Me NayNay

iTrader: (0)

Quote:
Originally Posted by silvergray545 View Post
Brb, googling "How to get six pack abs in less than 2 hours."
Don't need a 6 pack, I do just fine with a 1 pack coupled with tattoos and a douchey hat with Oakleys.
Appreciate 1
      06-01-2016, 02:30 PM   #63
silvergray545
Skittles, OT OG
silvergray545's Avatar
Lebanon
2337
Rep
649
Posts

Drives: Lots of M cars
Join Date: Aug 2008
Location: Cleveland, OH

iTrader: (1)

Garage List
2016 BMW M3 ZCP  [0.00]
2000 BMW M Roadster  [0.00]
2004 BMW M3  [0.00]
2014 VW GLI  [0.00]
Quote:
Originally Posted by Axius View Post
Don't need a 6 pack, I do just fine with a 1 pack coupled with tattoos and a douchey hat with Oakleys.
Fuck all that. I'm sure I could get just as good of results if I had two BMWs in my picture. Shirt stays on, shades are still a must. Picking up a second BMW on my way home.
Appreciate 0
      06-01-2016, 02:30 PM   #64
grimlock
Colonel
716
Rep
2,003
Posts

Drives: F10 N52B30@255PS
Join Date: Sep 2010
Location: Hong Kong

iTrader: (0)

Quote:
Originally Posted by Verbiage View Post
Damn. Just realized her daughter is only 3 years apart from the baby she fucked smh.
protip: never baby, fucked ... same sentence.. ever. easy to misunderstood

but seriously.. being 13 and not being able to get your rocks off, while at school, asleep on transportation to school, is the toughest thing.. this woman, while technicall a child rapist, is still a saint in some respects.. but im not condoning it, don't get me wrong..
Appreciate 0
      06-01-2016, 02:32 PM   #65
Axius
Banned
Seychelles
4202
Rep
216
Posts

Drives: 612 Scaglietti
Join Date: Sep 2015
Location: Watch Me NayNay

iTrader: (0)

Quote:
Originally Posted by silvergray545 View Post
Fuck all that. I'm sure I could get just as good of results if I had two BMWs in my picture. Shirt stays on, shades are still a must. Picking up a second BMW on my way home.
Get a boat. Ho's love boats.
Appreciate 0
      06-01-2016, 02:32 PM   #66
grimlock
Colonel
716
Rep
2,003
Posts

Drives: F10 N52B30@255PS
Join Date: Sep 2010
Location: Hong Kong

iTrader: (0)

Quote:
Originally Posted by silvergray545 View Post
Brb, googling "How to get six pack abs in less than 2 hours."
how to have 13yr-old erections may be better.. actually scratch that, google will notify the internation anti-child pornography cops or something
Appreciate 0
Reply

Bookmarks

Thread Tools Search this Thread
Search this Thread:

Advanced Search

Posting Rules
You may not post new threads
You may not post replies
You may not post attachments
You may not edit your posts

BB code is On
Smilies are On
[IMG] code is On
HTML code is Off



All times are GMT -5. The time now is 04:32 AM.




e90post
Powered by vBulletin® Version 3.8.11
Copyright ©2000 - 2024, vBulletin Solutions Inc.
1Addicts.com, BIMMERPOST.com, E90Post.com, F30Post.com, M3Post.com, ZPost.com, 5Post.com, 6Post.com, 7Post.com, XBimmers.com logo and trademark are properties of BIMMERPOST