Did you lol or crack a smile

SiKkBaSs · 04-13-2010, 05:45 AM

My wife and I were watching “Who Wants To Be A Millionaire” in bed....
...I turned to her and said, “Do you want to have sex?”

“No,” she answered.

I then said, “Is that your final answer?”

She didn’t even look at me this time, simply saying, ”Yes.”

So I said, “Then I’d like to phone a friend.”

And then the fight started….

rogerxp · 04-13-2010, 05:47 AM

2 out of 10 mate

willhollin · 04-13-2010, 05:50 AM

rogerxp · 04-13-2010, 05:51 AM

Will, 9.5 out of 10

dxb335d · 04-13-2010, 05:53 AM

Omfg

SiKkBaSs · 04-13-2010, 05:59 AM

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Originally Posted by willhollin

rogerxp · 04-13-2010, 06:24 AM

Oh dear, you just threw down the gauntlet to Will with the word 'come' in it - prepare for the backlash...

BMW-NC · 04-13-2010, 07:05 AM

JLR1969 · 04-13-2010, 07:38 AM

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Originally Posted by BMW-NC

talking about bad jokes:

I hate cruelty to animals

BMW-NC · 04-13-2010, 07:49 AM

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Originally Posted by JLR1969

I hate cruelty to animals

Agreed.

And cruelty to humans and cars!

dxb335d · 04-13-2010, 07:50 AM

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Originally Posted by BMW-NC

talking about bad jokes:

Really dont like that.

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