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      08-22-2012, 04:17 PM   #67
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You boinked in a 1 series? I call BS...
My friend does the "yada yada" in an M Coupe on the regular... and he's 6 feet tall. Impossible is nothing.
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My friend does the "yada yada" in an M Coupe on the regular... and he's 6 feet tall. Impossible is nothing.
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Yeah thats women. Ive learned from experience if a reaction is invoked by a so called "friend" that is a woman because you are with another woman, they are jealous. They will say shit like "why are you dating her, she is so trashy" or something along those lines. They have a real hard time covering up jealousy. Unfortunately women think that we pick up on subtle clues and are sometimes pissed when we dont. I cant count the number of time a girl was interested in me and I had no freaking clue. I mean come on, grab my nuts or something. Make it a little more apparent. Oh well at least you came to a resolution to this and got a piece.
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I also wouldn't date her after that text, she seems like the insane type.
lol she sounds crazy. pass.
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Y Unfortunately women think that we pick up on subtle clues and are sometimes pissed when we dont.
LOL- isn't that the truth!? They spend their formative years socializing at recess while the boys are off playing games. They're, on average, much better at understanding subtext than we. I've said as much to several. Just say "we lack social skills. Just say what you mean"
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You boinked in a 1 series? I call BS...
My friend does the "yada yada" in an M Coupe on the regular... and he's 6 feet tall. Impossible is nothing.
Yeah right! Unless 'yada yada' is his right hand I call bs. I'm 6'4" and there's no way in hell that's happening
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Yeah thats women. Ive learned from experience if a reaction is invoked by a so called "friend" that is a woman because you are with another woman, they are jealous. They will say shit like "why are you dating her, she is so trashy" or something along those lines. They have a real hard time covering up jealousy. Unfortunately women think that we pick up on subtle clues and are sometimes pissed when we dont. I cant count the number of time a girl was interested in me and I had no freaking clue. I mean come on, grab my nuts or something. Make it a little more apparent. Oh well at least you came to a resolution to this and got a piece.
Ya i know what you mean... we are now ''seing'' each other officially but its still a bit weird in my head.

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Yeah right! Unless 'yada yada' is his right hand I call bs. I'm 6'4" and there's no way in hell that's happening
It is not the best place to have sex for sure but i am still living at home untill next octobre so you gotta do what you gotta do
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Ya i know what you mean... we are now ''seing'' each other officially but its still a bit weird in my head.
This is going to be one ugly break up when it happens.
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It is not the best place to have sex for sure but i am still living at home untill next octobre so you gotta do what you gotta do
That's probably why you're in the weird friend zone.
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You're going down the crazy person path, shame on you. Just wait till you break up with her, you'll have plenty of fun afterwards. The worst one I can think of happened to a friend of mine. We all told her she had a screw loose but he dated her anyway. After he broke up with her, she started stalking him. She would call his cellphone non-stop, magically show up at places he was going, keyed his car, would call friends of his to find out where he was. The worst though was she literally broke into his house one time. I dropped him off at his house and saw him run right outside and jumped in my car. In the end, he had to get a restraining order against her and she ended up going to jail for breaking it.
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You're going down the crazy person path, shame on you. Just wait till you break up with her, you'll have plenty of fun afterwards. The worst one I can think of happened to a friend of mine. We all told her she had a screw loose but he dated her anyway. After he broke up with her, she started stalking him. She would call his cellphone non-stop, magically show up at places he was going, keyed his car, would call friends of his to find out where he was. The worst though was she literally broke into his house one time. I dropped him off at his house and saw him run right outside and jumped in my car. In the end, he had to get a restraining order against her and she ended up going to jail for breaking it.
Damn that had to be hilarious to watch go down.
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After he broke up with her, she started stalking him.
I know for women it's scary to have a stalker but is it the same way for a guy? I mean, I think it would be cool to have a non-lethal woman stalker.
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I know for women it's scary to have a stalker but is it the same way for a guy? I mean, I think it would be cool to have a non-lethal woman stalker.


haha! I agree. Need just a little drama in my life.
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Damn that had to be hilarious to watch go down.
You would think that but it was more annoying than anything. She would call me at all times of the day looking for him because she knew we hung out a lot. Also wasn't funny when we would go somewhere and leave because she magically showed up.
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Hold ur horses...First things first

1) is she hot? If yes then...
2) can she cook? If yes then...
3) does she have a job? If yes then...
4) was sex great? If yes then...
5) is her mom hot? If yes then...
6) do her crazy obsessive episodes occur every 28 days?

If u answered yes to all of these questions, go for it! Just get a calender and plan ahead. Keep a generous supply of midol, a heating pad, and chick flicks. She'll leave u alone till the bloody rage is gone
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Just get a calender and plan ahead. Keep a generous supply of midol, a heating pad, and chick flicks. She'll leave u alone till the bloody rage is gone

best response!
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Hold ur horses...First things first

1) is she hot? If yes then...
2) can she cook? If yes then...
3) does she have a job? If yes then...
4) was sex great? If yes then...
5) is her mom hot? If yes then...
6) do her crazy obsessive episodes occur every 28 days?

If u answered yes to all of these questions, go for it! Just get a calender and plan ahead. Keep a generous supply of midol, a heating pad, and chick flicks. She'll leave u alone till the bloody rage is gone
haha yes for all of the questions except i dont think shes the one i want to marry

Here is the best i can do pic wise


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she is crazy
stay away from her
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haha yes for all of the questions except i dont think shes the one i want to marry

Here is the best i can do pic wise

She shouldn't be leaning back like that....
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