Essex Girls

beemerbird · 10-26-2009, 04:59 PM

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Originally Posted by E902717

Ed - i think a few photo's would explain it best

What......you can get three fingers up yer own arse Paul and take a photo......impressive.

ed335d · 10-26-2009, 04:59 PM

What's the difference between an Essex girl and the Suez Canal?

One's a busy ditch

ed335d · 10-26-2009, 05:15 PM

How can you tell when an Essex girl's dating?

By the buckle print on her forehead

ed335d · 10-26-2009, 05:16 PM

What do you call an Essex girl with ESP and PMS?

A know-it-all bitch

What does an Essex girl think an innuendo is?

An Italian suppository

Metal*07*328i*Head · 10-26-2009, 05:18 PM

I guess Essex girls are the UK versions of all Blondes in the US?

JLR1969 · 10-26-2009, 05:20 PM

How do you make love to an Essex girl with the lights on?

Leave the car door open.

ed335d · 10-26-2009, 05:21 PM

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Originally Posted by Metal*07*328i*Head

I guess Essex girls are the UK versions of all Blondes in the US?

Nah, we have separate blond jokes

deletedelete · 10-26-2009, 05:22 PM

I dont know if this thread makes me want to visit essex or not?

ed335d · 10-26-2009, 05:22 PM

What's the difference between a pit bull and an Essex girl with PMS?

Lipstick

ed335d · 10-26-2009, 05:24 PM

What is the definition of gross ignorance?

144 Essex girls

JLR1969 · 10-26-2009, 05:26 PM

dxb335d · 10-27-2009, 06:50 AM

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Originally Posted by Prowess Symphony

I dont know if this thread makes me want to visit essex or not?

Mate, there is some beautiful parts of essex. Some lovely rural parts. The other side its a little rough, but it is a big place.

themetz · 10-27-2009, 09:09 AM

jamie oliver

335DPOWER · 10-27-2009, 09:58 AM

at this fred

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