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Carl please can you teach us some more Essex Slang
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05-05-2008, 04:24 PM | #23 | |
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You are back. Now come on share a few more words of wisdom.
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Yeah c'mon Carlos - we're waiting with baited breath.
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05-05-2008, 04:30 PM | #25 |
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Will have to be tomoz im going to bedsie, im fooooooooooooooooooooked
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05-06-2008, 03:37 PM | #26 |
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Carl the writer!
I managed to find a few of Carl's 'hidden gems'- so 'hidden' in fact, you'll probably never find them.
One of Carl's earliest publications was in collaboration with the AA. It really is a piece of work no Essex driver should be with(out). After a number of days of 'messing' at work, Carl decided to re-work his original 'Complete Idiot's Guide to Project Management' another 42 times before he was completely happy with it. There were some management problems involved at various stages of the project, apparently. Following his amazing work on the 'Shamzie in Suburbia' series of books, Carl created his monumental 'Urban Dictionary'. I always take it to London with me, although I've never yet needed to use it, unfortunately. After a series of unfortunate posts, Carl decided to go ahead with 'Jiggery Pokery'- his tales of dancing to traditional Irish music. All the best. Viv |
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THATS frickin awesome viv... i need them printed off for covers for some random books in ma room
Love it!
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Thanks DF.
I was having a look at the cover of 'Carl's Guide to the Kama Sutra- Essex Stylee', but I was laughing too much to post it. Viv |
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As Mrs Doyle would say, Go on, Go on, Go on.....
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Post it Vivergei!
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05-07-2008, 04:08 PM | #34 | |
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One of Carl's less well-known publications is 'Adventurous Sex....Essex Stylee'. Apparently, Hugh Heffner learned a few things from this, one of which was to leave the book well alone. Viv |
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Brilliant Viv.
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Good point, although my mind was else where ahem.....
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05-07-2008, 04:27 PM | #38 |
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I see where you were going...ahem or more where carlos was going to go (down)
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Carl, are you going to stick up for yourself, or are you going to just let me carry on 'playing' ?
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Keep playing by all means mate, its hilarious!!!!
''Making that book was soooo much fun, Veronica was such a dirty b****'' Carlos Faaandango AKA the '' Horny essex slave boy''
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Just dug this out of my not too distant e-mail.............It's pasted a bit disjointed but me being a Northerner I find it quite amusing. How to speak Essex!! This is an invaluable guide......for those of you that are planning to venture into darkest depths of Essex. A task not for the faint-hearted alma chizzit - A request to find the cost of an item amant - Quantity; sum total ('Thez a yuge amant of mud in Saffend') assband - Unable to leave the house because of illness, disability etc awss - A four legged animal, on which money is won, or more likely lost ('That awss ya tipped cost me a fiver t'day') branna - More brown than on a previous occasion ('Ere, Trace, ya look branna today, ave you been on sunbed?') cort a panda - A rather large hamburger Dan in the maff - Unhappy ('Wossmatta, Trace, ya look a bit Dan in the maff') eye-eels - Women's shoes Furrock - The location of Lakeside Shopping Centre garrij - A building where a car is kept or repaired(Trace: 'Oi, Darren, I fink the motah needs at go in the garrij cos it aint working proper') Ibeefa - Balaeric holiday island lafarjik - Lacking in energy ('I feel all lafarjik') OI OI! - Traditional greeting. Often heard from the doorway of pubs or during banging dance tunes at clubs paipa - The Sun, The Mirror or The Sport reband - The period of recovery and emotional turmoil after rejection by a lover ('I couldn't elp it, I wuz on the reband from Craig') Saffend - Essex coastal resort boasting the longest pleasure pier in the world. The place where the characters from TV's, popular soap opera, Eastenders go on holiday tan - The city of London, the big smoke webbats - Querying the location something or someone is. ('Webbats is me dole card Trace? I've gotta sign on in arf hour') wonnid - 1. Desired, needed. 2. Wanted by the police zaggerate - To suggest that something is bigger or better than it actually is. ('I told ya a fazzand times already') PhilR |
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Recently, Carl was invited to re-write the Highway Code for the under-25s of Essex.
He thought about it long & hard & finally came up with a new front cover. The rest has yet to be written. Viv |
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05-10-2008, 04:21 AM | #43 |
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Very good Viv!!
TBH where i live no one really speaks like there from southend... im very North essex. A very affluent area!! Will still sound southern and somewhat essex but not really ''saaarrrffffeeenndddd mmmaaaaayyyttteee''
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Anyway, that was all you were coming out with at UK5. Viv |
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