[CollinsE90]

ill start

when i piss i flush the toilet before im done and try to time it to where im done right when all the water flushes

[TiAg335i]

Originally Posted by CollinsE90

ill start

when i piss i flush the toilet before im done and try to time it to where im done right when all the water flushes

[Alexander]

That is truly truly random. When I am microwaving something I feel like I have to get a chore accomplished before the time runs out.

[CollinsE90]

or i try to time my shits before i take a shower

[FStop7]

Originally Posted by CollinsE90

or i try to time my shits before i take a shower

I do that automatically.


Wake up.
Look at Internet.
Poop.
Shower.
Get dressed.
Drive to work.
Look at Internet.

Random thing I do - speaking of poop, I have categorized and named all of the different types of poops I make.

[CollinsE90]

i like to flatten my sandwiches before i eat them

[Kensta335]

Originally Posted by CollinsE90

ill start

when i piss i flush the toilet before im done and try to time it to where im done right when all the water flushes

lol I do this too. My gf gets pissed when my piss lasts longer.

[CollinsE90]

Originally Posted by Kensta335

lol I do this too. My gf gets pissed when my piss lasts longer.

stop saying you do what I do and share some of your little things you do on a daily basis

[Dan in PA]

Sandwich/ burger flattening FTW

[OlivaresAnthony]

when I step on a crack on the ground with one foot, I have to step on one with my other foot as well. I actually do this with shadows, paint on the ground, etc...I try to step on the same amount of cracks, paint, steps with both feet. I don't know why I do this, but I can't help but keep count when I walk.

[Dan in PA]

I HAVE to sit in the in the center of the movie theater, about 1/2 to 3/4 of the way back.

[Sara]

When I'm putting on make up I have to sit on the bathroom countertop

[Dan in PA]

Originally Posted by Sara504

When I'm putting on make up I have to sit on the bathroom countertop

[Feyd]

I'm constantly straightening things up... Empty Red Bull cans/water glasses/calculator/pencels, etc.

I might have bunch of random crap on my desk in my office, but I'll be damed if it is in a "pile".

*shrug*

[Feyd]

Oh, and I have to put chapstick on right before bed/if I get up to take a piss in the middle of the night.

No chapstick, no sleep.

[GFX MIK3]

when i eat m&m's i have to eat them from lightest color to darkest

[GreenPlease]

I do all my quantitative work at about 2:00 every morning. I swear that the mental "ether" is quieter then. My house/office is pin drop quiet 24/7 but, for some reason, I can only get this sort of work done in the wee hours.

I have no problem speaking or debating infront of hundreds of people but I actively avoid one on one conversations with women.

I'm obsessed with getting maximum fuel economy from my 300hp sports car... and I really don't have a reason to. It's almost like a video game to me.

I eat the exact same breakfast every morning at the same place and always leave the same tip.

For lunch and dinner, I always get the same meals at their respective resturaunts and just switch up the resuraunts. Every meal, no matter how nice the resturaunt, is a game of beat the clock. I sit down and order everything right away. I ask for the check when my food arrives. If my dining companions don't follow suit they get left behind.

I arrange shirts in my closet by the order of the electromagnetic spectrum left to right: red orange yellow green blue violet.

This is all true. I'm sure I'm leaving some stuff out...

[Dan in PA]

Originally Posted by GreenPlease

I have no problem speaking or debating infront of hundreds of people but I actively avoid one on one conversations with women.

When I talk one on one with women, they're like:



...and I'm like:

[Alexander]

Word on the movie theater. I won't watch it unless I can be 5/8 to the back and center.

[jlstyle]

I feel so great when I pick out nose hair.
Hair gets thicker as they regrow and feels smoother when you pick em out.

[Schm]

I absolutely hate hate hate talking on the phone.

if anyone sets something on the car (not just my car) I make them to take it off. It's a car not a fucking table.

I try to toast the majority of my bread products (hot dog buns, sandwiches, croissants, etc). They're just better.

I never wear a brand that I don't have a place wearing. I.E. no Ducatti shoes, no shirts that have Snowboarding/Skateboarding logos on them. I don't (presently) own a Ducatti and I don't snow or skateboard.

I only fart when I'm along or while in the bathroom (or at least I try to)

Oh, and I think cleaning your ears feels awesome.

[Dan in PA]

Originally Posted by Schm

I never wear a brand that I don't have a place wearing. I.E. no Ducatti shoes, no shirts that have Snowboarding/Skateboarding logos on them. I don't (presently) own a Ducatti and I don't snow or skateboard.

Thank you so much for this. I hate when I see people walking around like they're hot shit with Ferrari shirts on...then get in their Honda.