** The Muppet Driver Thread**

1sh@Crystalwhite · 10-02-2012, 03:14 PM

If you have noticed an individual driving like a muppet .... Please report it here!

Name and shame them so they may learn from their mistakes!

Car:
Reg:
Loc:

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Let me start:

Car: BMW e90 Black
Reg:M60 SHM
Loc: M6 Southbound

Mate, if you are on this forum, You're a f*ckin Muppet.

Learn to drive.

GTFO out the right hand lane when you're driving 60mph and the slower lanes are fully clear!

Scumbag.

Driving like a muppet for a good couple of miles.

mowflow · 10-02-2012, 03:49 PM

God! I see loads every day on my commute. I guess nearly everyone one is a rep as they all have that stereotypical rep look about them and they are nearly always 318 or 320d's.

dxb335d · 10-02-2012, 03:50 PM

Can we include Audi's?

FRG · 10-02-2012, 03:59 PM

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Originally Posted by dxb335d

Can we include Audi's?

Let's have them in due to the tool in an A5 S-Line this morning up my arse. When we approached the roundabout he was right behind me, right hand lane is straight on only (my route), he takes the left then cuts in on me, I had to jam on. Prick!

dxb335d · 10-02-2012, 04:05 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by FRG

Let's have them in due to the tool in an A5 S-Line this morning up my arse. When we approached the roundabout he was right behind me, right hand lane is straight on only (my route), he takes the left then cuts in on me, I had to jam on. Prick!

1sh@Crystalwhite · 10-02-2012, 04:18 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by mowflow

God! I see loads every day on my commute. I guess nearly everyone one is a rep as they all have that stereotypical rep look about them and they are nearly always 318 or 320d's.

Yep! Ive seen them too!

Quote:

Originally Posted by dxb335d

Can we include Audi's?

Done! Ive changed the thread title to include all colours and races!

Quote:

Originally Posted by FRG

Let's have them in due to the tool in an A5 S-Line this morning up my arse. When we approached the roundabout he was right behind me, right hand lane is straight on only (my route), he takes the left then cuts in on me, I had to jam on. Prick!

Muppetry!

gIzzE · 10-02-2012, 05:16 PM

rich1068 · 10-02-2012, 05:20 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by dxb335d

Can we include Audi's?

We certainly can though I can't supply a reg number because he was so far up my arse I couldn't see it. Driving up Ecclesall Road tonight after a night out. A combination of the weather, the time of night and the fact he was 2" from my rear bumper meant I didn't even know he was there because his lights were so close to my rear end.

Hope · 10-02-2012, 05:23 PM

These idiots were tailgating me for 3 miles today! If they are on this forum I hope they know they are fli**ing muppets!!

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Originally Posted by gIzzE

zltm089 · 10-02-2012, 05:46 PM

I took a pic of a private cab ages ago...on the M4....fucking right lane moron...Really need a sticker saying, GET THE FUCK OUT OF THE RIGHT HAND LANE!!!....

FRG · 10-03-2012, 06:38 AM

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Originally Posted by zltm089

I took a pic of a private cab ages ago...on the M4....fucking right lane moron...Really need a sticker saying, GET THE FUCK OUT OF THE RIGHT HAND LANE!!!....

I know what you mean about the sticker. I wish I could get my hands on one of those toy fat blokes that used to go in the rear window with a flexible hose to a hand pump by the side of the driver. Squeeze it and he dropped his trousers to show his arse. It would be good to write something offensive across his cheeks too, probably 4 letters long and begining with a C. Does anyone else remember them?

makkan00 · 10-03-2012, 06:43 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by rich1068

Quote:

Originally Posted by dxb335d

Can we include Audi's?

We certainly can though I can't supply a reg number because he was so far up my arse I couldn't see it. Driving up Ecclesall Road tonight after a night out. A combination of the weather, the time of night and the fact he was 2" from my rear bumper meant I didn't even know he was there because his lights were so close to my rear end.

I'd brake twice gently and slow my car to 60 mph if such a muppet is behind me.

xenon · 10-03-2012, 08:05 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by FRG

I know what you mean about the sticker. I wish I could get my hands on one of those toy fat blokes that used to go in the rear window with a flexible hose to a hand pump by the side of the driver. Squeeze it and he dropped his trousers to show his arse. It would be good to write something offensive across his cheeks too, probably 4 letters long and begining with a C. Does anyone else remember them?

Yes, they were called "C more Bunz" one here

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1sh@Crystalwhite Banned 60 Rep 905 Posts Drives: E92 Space Grey Join Date: Feb 2012 Location: All over the UK! iTrader: (19)	The Muppet Driver Thread If you have noticed an individual driving like a muppet .... Please report it here! Name and shame them so they may learn from their mistakes! Car: Reg: Loc: ----------------------------- Let me start: Car: BMW e90 Black Reg:M60 SHM Loc: M6 Southbound Mate, if you are on this forum, You're a fckin Muppet. Learn to drive. GTFO out the right hand lane when you're driving 60mph and the slower lanes are fully clear! Scumbag. Driving like a muppet for a good couple of miles. Last edited by 1sh@Crystalwhite; 10-02-2012 at 04:20 PM.. Reason: Included everyone!*
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