A serious question.

RagingKileak · 01-13-2012, 12:29 PM

Has anyone seen the latest Tena Lady advert on tv?

I can't find a YouTube video of it or anything, so I'll describe it.

A mid 40's ish cougar bumps into 'mr right' in the lift and there are sparks. The lift stops and they get out, she drops her stuff and he stoops to collect it for her... Meanwhile the lift doors close and off goes the lift, trapping her dress and revealing her pants.

She rescues the dress and the bloke doesn't notice. Sparks continue and life goes on... Later, she laughs about it with some old tart at the water cooler and the advert strap line appears 'because oops moments happen' or some shit.

So here's the thing... The cougar is hot, not like JAM hot, but hot enough that I would literally bang her senseless (if I were single.) I mean, watching the advert is enough to turn my pants to cardboard - I'd fucking RUIN her!

So here's the thing... The advert is about Tena Lady. A product to help ladies who, often later in life, pee themselves a bit. My question is this - would that put you off? I dunno. I do dig it listening to/hearing/watching chicks pee, but that's fresh. I've no interest in stale pee that's been sat in a towel for hours - I bet it fucking honks.

Anyway, she's still hot - but come on, she pees herself!!!

Matt

rogerxp · 01-13-2012, 12:38 PM

Classic Friday night entertainment Matty

I thought for a moment you were enquiring how to locate the underwear (new not used!!)

willhollin · 01-13-2012, 12:39 PM

Sniffing the pad is all part of foreplay! Just wait till you find one with full incontinence nappies on!

zltm089 · 01-13-2012, 01:10 PM

Yeah seen that advert!!!! ...though it was for when they have their periods and it was an advert for tampons!...i'd bang er aswell...

webwysard · 01-13-2012, 01:41 PM

Here you go,

http://www.visit4ads.com/advert/Lift...nce-Pads/91490

JLR1969 · 01-13-2012, 02:02 PM

Personally I am a 'Special K woman' fancier (if that makes sense)

kaishang · 01-13-2012, 02:18 PM

Don't be shy Matt, there is an entire genre of porn with people weeing on eachother..... and worse!

Suggest it to the mrs!

RagingKileak · 01-13-2012, 03:11 PM

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Originally Posted by kaishang

Don't be shy Matt, there is an entire genre of porn with people weeing on eachother..... and worse!

Suggest it to the mrs!

No need mate. When I was 18 I used a lot of chat rooms to meet unattractive but filthy older women (usually from Stoke) and I'm probably in some of those videos.

The first time I met 'BigFatJuiceMelons1962' in a Premier Inn just outside Leeds. I knew I was in for it when she handed me a wrapped up present shaped like a suspiciously light and flimsy DVD case... Yep, it was a copy of Jenna loves Rocco.

Within the hour, she was squatting over me shaking like a geriatric dog. What could I do? She looked like a sweaty old bastard and I was young, so course I said I'd 'fucking love a hot shower with you...'

Good times.

Matt

E902717 · 01-13-2012, 03:31 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by RagingKileak

Quote:

Originally Posted by kaishang

Don't be shy Matt, there is an entire genre of porn with people weeing on eachother..... and worse!

Suggest it to the mrs!

No need mate. When I was 18 I used a lot of chat rooms to meet unattractive but filthy older women (usually from Stoke) and I'm probably in some of those videos.

The first time I met 'BigFatJuiceMelons1962' in a Premier Inn just outside Leeds. I knew I was in for it when she handed me a wrapped up present shaped like a suspiciously light and flimsy DVD case... Yep, it was a copy of Jenna loves Rocco.

Within the hour, she was squatting over me shaking like a geriatric dog. What could I do? She looked like a sweaty old bastard and I was young, so course I said I'd 'fucking love a hot shower with you...'

Good times.

Matt

Matt you don't half make me laugh sometimes! I know what you mean about the women in the ad

Don't like the idea of the wife pissing on me!

RagingKileak · 01-13-2012, 03:37 PM

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Originally Posted by E902717

Matt you don't half make me laugh sometimes! I know what you mean about the women in the ad

Don't like the idea of the wife pissing on me!

Well that's the thing isn't it - no one wants their WIFE pissing on them, but as a young kid, spurred on by vodka, the stench of aging snatch and some excellent porn... I thought why not....

Matt

JLR1969 · 01-13-2012, 03:59 PM

in that order.

Brian mc21 · 01-13-2012, 04:00 PM

Well she obviously thinks its alright to piss herself. Dirty whore.

Carrera RSR · 01-13-2012, 04:29 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by webwysard

Here you go,

http://www.visit4ads.com/advert/Lift...nce-Pads/91490

I love the fact she's laughing at the water cooler and has another 'ooops' moment.

My misses is only 37 and two kids and has ooops moments, as do several of her yummy mummy friends.

If you catch them right with a surprise double side tickle you can make them pee on demand

Its just the starting point that develops on into champagne showers in later life!!

RagingKileak · 01-13-2012, 04:31 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Carrera RSR

I love the fact she's laughing at the water cooler and has another 'ooops' moment.

My misses is only 37 and two kids and has ooops moments, as do several of her yummy mummy friends.

If you catch them right with a surprise double side tickle you can make them pee on demand

Its just the starting point that develops on into champagne showers in later life!!

Lucky bastard!

Matt

RockIt · 01-13-2012, 04:32 PM

So Matt, next time we're on a night out and you follow some old slapper in the direction of the toilets we will no longer debate what's taking you so long and whether you are having a) a shit, b) a wank or both. We will know that you are in fact being pissed on whilst having a wank...or even a shit for all we know! Thanks for the images I am now stuck with mate! My eyeballs may need bleaching...

dxb335d · 01-13-2012, 04:36 PM

A little bit of piss is ok. But if they have a smelly nought then thats a problem.

rogerxp · 01-13-2012, 04:46 PM

This is a very early contender for Thread of the Year 2012

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RagingKileak · 01-13-2012, 04:52 PM

I'm just saying what you're all thinking!

Matt

dxb335d · 01-13-2012, 05:20 PM

What are you saying I'm thinking??

mowflow · 01-13-2012, 05:24 PM

I draw the line at skid marks.

RagingKileak · 01-13-2012, 05:39 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by dxb335d

What are you saying I'm thinking??

Just that most guys are curious about water sports. I'm pretty sure 335diesel was heavily into them and so are a few others here. I don't think it's as taboo as it used to be really.

This is a pretty open minded forum, that's why I love it.

Matt

dxb335d · 01-13-2012, 05:51 PM

Seriously?! I know people "pretend" it's cool to be "into" it!! But what's fucking sexual about a woman pissing on you?!

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