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      04-27-2015, 12:10 PM   #1
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Who do you kind folks use in NJ? I hear varying results from folks out in population, but I want to hear it from you guys- thanks!

Kind of new to this whole dyno thing, so whatever they call it these days that's best for our rear-wheel drive cars that will work best.
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      04-27-2015, 12:13 PM   #2
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The butt dyno I use is a half Russian, half Polish mechanism. Uses too much gas though if you ask my wife.
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lol... "butt dyno" means how fast you think your car feels (aka estimating dyno numbers, based on what you feel thru the seat)

nothing to do with rwd being the car's "butt"
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I use a muscular Polish butt dyno but it is currently a little off due to a knee injury.
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      04-27-2015, 12:17 PM   #5
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lol... "butt dyno" means how fast you think your car feels (aka estimating dyno numbers, based on what you feel thru the seat)

nothing to do with rwd being the car's "butt"
If you're not going to post what kind of buttdyno you use then get out of here!

I've been using the same buttdyno for 33 years now, never failed me once!
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If you're not going to post what kind of buttdyno you use then get out of here!

I've been using the same buttdyno for 33 years now, never failed me once!
lol... I've found them a bit inaccurate, so I use the real deal

if I wanted to play with butts, I'd be living in West Hollywood...
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      04-27-2015, 12:44 PM   #7
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      04-27-2015, 01:10 PM   #8
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OK great, so now I know what "butt dyno" really is. Hardy har har....

So now, can anyone in the NJ area give me a good dyno facility?
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Sure, we need you to post pictures of the misses first, or the entire family if the kids are in college. I have the best facility in the area, need I say more?
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