Kill Stories

OC ///M · 02-11-2007, 10:47 PM

Hey everyone!

I'm a new member (ex. MB W215) who's very impressed with the e92. I was hoping to get some more stories (let's keep 'em legit) from fellow members on just how fast this car is by getting feedback on different "heads-up" meetings out there...

I want you all to know that illegal street racing is NOT condoned by e90post.com.

I'll start off with last night getting on to the 55 north from Newport Blvd. I happened to be behind a new silver metallic 911 carrera with extremely loud exhaust and his chick riding shotgun; as he saw that I was on him he punched it, and so did I.

I was shocked to see that my little beast was PULLING to the point where I was able to pass... a bit of traffic made for the end of that trial, only to prep for a second stint.

This time he was behind me; RIGHT ON MY BUMPER, I held up my hand; counting, one...two...three! Even though my windows were up; I heard his exhaust as he punched it. I got over into the adjacent lane and allowed him to move up to a half car length ahead of me before I floored it and was able to CATCH AND PASS the Porsche!

After it was apparent and I let off, (140 mph) he came up beside my drivers side with his arm outstretched over his chick showing the peace sign; the look on his face was priceless...

Maybe it's cause I'm new to BMW...maybe cause of the incredible "bang for the buck" factor...maybe cause it's the funnest car I've EVER driven; but I feel like I'm 16 all over again!

I'd like to hear your stories.

OC kid

nine4surfah · 02-12-2007, 01:28 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by OC kid

I want you all to know that illegal street racing is NOT condoned by e90post.com.

Ado · 02-12-2007, 01:37 AM

Nice story. Thanks for sharing. Can't wait to get mine to see it for myself

BMW F22 · 02-12-2007, 01:39 AM

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Originally Posted by nine4surfah

lol
he said that and then went ahead and did it anyway.

Norsk · 02-12-2007, 01:54 AM

A 911 Carrera?

996?

or

997?

ChineseGuy · 02-12-2007, 02:10 AM

bang for the buck factor?

those factors only apply to jap cars...

i refer my 330 as, " i paid extra for this FUN factor"

wj4 · 02-12-2007, 02:11 AM

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Originally Posted by BMWE90

lol
he said that and then went ahead and did it anyway.

Exactly. It's funny how the Import guys are dubbed the ricers, yet sites like Evolutionm, socalevo, clubrsx don't even condone this type of activities at all and users who post such threads will be IP banned on the spot.

I think E90post should carry the same policy.

010101 · 02-12-2007, 05:05 AM

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Originally Posted by Norsk

A 911 Carrera?

996?

or

997?

I was wondering the same thing.. he said new so I'm assuming it was a 997.. I wonder if it was an S or not and what kind of tranny it had.

bavarian19 · 02-12-2007, 05:22 AM

kill stories are for children with drivers licenses. I see your screen name is appropriate.

ClydeC. · 02-12-2007, 08:59 AM

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Originally Posted by bavarian19

kill stories are for children with drivers licenses.

Children with and without DL's are the majority on this forum. That's why the adults prefer to hang out on Bimmerfest.

ALPINE6SPD · 02-12-2007, 09:07 AM

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Originally Posted by ClydeC.

Children with and without DL's are the majority on this forum. That's why the adults hang out on Bimmerfest.

I guess your a kid then because your not onm bimmerfest?

ALPINE6SPD · 02-12-2007, 09:09 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by ClydeC.

Children with and without DL's are the majority on this forum. That's why the adults hang out on Bimmerfest.

It is amazing you know this being you have 8 posts. You cant know this if you at bimmerfest all the time also. We have great members here and the majority is not how you describe it now get out.

aspiring335 · 02-12-2007, 09:10 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by OC kid

I want you all to know that illegal street racing is NOT condoned by e90post.com.

After it was apparent and I let off, (140 mph)

I feel like I'm 16 all over again!

OC kid

So, you were obviously on a stretch of public road on which 140 mph was legal? Oh, wait...

335DOG · 02-12-2007, 11:31 AM

We all do it time to time

.

Carnage · 02-12-2007, 12:26 PM

I killed a deer with a 30.06 once or twice.

ElCapitan · 02-12-2007, 05:22 PM

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Originally Posted by matsarge

I killed a deer with a 30.06 once or twice.

LOL! Good one!

NaTuReB0Y · 02-12-2007, 05:27 PM

i ran over a duck once..........

Jay_328 · 02-12-2007, 06:31 PM

I swallowed a fly ...dang thing just flew into my mouth one day ....horrible, horrible taste, you can't even imagine

NaTuReB0Y · 02-12-2007, 06:32 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Jay_328

I swallowed a fly ...dang thing just flew into my mouth one day ....horrible, horrible taste, you can't even imagine

i once knew an old lady who swallowed a fly.......

Nikki · 02-12-2007, 06:43 PM

But I don't know why she swallowed the fly

MonacoBimm · 02-12-2007, 06:56 PM

Is it this fly on my right pinky finger?

NaTuReB0Y · 02-12-2007, 06:57 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Nikki

But I don't know why she swallowed the fly

That's why she swallowed a spider to catch the fly.....

02-11-2007, 10:47 PM	#1
OC ///M Dr. Octagon 260 Rep 1,919 Posts Drives: Moonstone e92 M3 Join Date: Feb 2007 Location: South County iTrader: (0)	Kill Stories Hey everyone! I'm a new member (ex. MB W215) who's very impressed with the e92. I was hoping to get some more stories (let's keep 'em legit) from fellow members on just how fast this car is by getting feedback on different "heads-up" meetings out there... I want you all to know that illegal street racing is NOT condoned by e90post.com. I'll start off with last night getting on to the 55 north from Newport Blvd. I happened to be behind a new silver metallic 911 carrera with extremely loud exhaust and his chick riding shotgun; as he saw that I was on him he punched it, and so did I. I was shocked to see that my little beast was PULLING to the point where I was able to pass... a bit of traffic made for the end of that trial, only to prep for a second stint. This time he was behind me; RIGHT ON MY BUMPER, I held up my hand; counting, one...two...three! Even though my windows were up; I heard his exhaust as he punched it. I got over into the adjacent lane and allowed him to move up to a half car length ahead of me before I floored it and was able to CATCH AND PASS the Porsche! After it was apparent and I let off, (140 mph) he came up beside my drivers side with his arm outstretched over his chick showing the peace sign; the look on his face was priceless... Maybe it's cause I'm new to BMW...maybe cause of the incredible "bang for the buck" factor...maybe cause it's the funnest car I've EVER driven; but I feel like I'm 16 all over again! I'd like to hear your stories. OC kid Last edited by OC ///M; 02-11-2007 at 11:11 PM..
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02-12-2007, 01:37 AM	#3
Ado King Kong 59 Rep 771 Posts Drives: E92 M3 Join Date: Nov 2006 Location: Toronto iTrader: (0)	Nice story. Thanks for sharing. Can't wait to get mine to see it for myself __________________ 08 E92 M3 - AA ECU, AA Pulleys, AA Air Filter, AA Short Shifter - CURRENT E92 335i - Vishnu V3, Exhaust, Intake, BOV, CDV Delete - SOLD 1991 850i Dinan Twin Turbo - SOLD
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02-12-2007, 01:54 AM	#5
Norsk Major 42 Rep 1,096 Posts Drives: F10 535i Join Date: Oct 2006 Location: Canada iTrader: (0)	A 911 Carrera? 996? or 997?
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ChineseGuy QuickShifter 137 Rep 1,500 Posts Drives: Black E90 Join Date: Nov 2005 Location: North Pole iTrader: (2)	bang for the buck factor? those factors only apply to jap cars... i refer my 330 as, " i paid extra for this FUN factor"
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bavarian19 General 517 Rep 18,858 Posts Drives: Car Join Date: Mar 2005 Location: VA iTrader: (23)	kill stories are for children with drivers licenses. I see your screen name is appropriate.
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335DOG Private 1 Rep 69 Posts Drives: E90 335i Join Date: Jan 2007 Location: Texas iTrader: (1)	We all do it time to time .
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Jay_328 Lieutenant Colonel 119 Rep 1,595 Posts Drives: 07 e92 Join Date: Jul 2005 Location: VA iTrader: (0) Garage List 07 E92 328 [0.00]	I swallowed a fly ...dang thing just flew into my mouth one day ....horrible, horrible taste, you can't even imagine __________________
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Nikki Major General 990 Rep 6,381 Posts Drives: Sepang Z4MC Join Date: Aug 2005 Location: LA iTrader: (9)	But I don't know why she swallowed the fly __________________ Nikki
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MonacoBimm Banned 44 Rep 1,859 Posts Drives: Sapp. Black 330i(2nd e90) Join Date: Jun 2006 Location: Panama City, Panama iTrader: (1)	Is it this fly on my right pinky finger?
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