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Daily Detail Addict Pick-me-up Auto Poetry!
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| 03-10-2014, 01:54 PM | #1 |
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Daily Detail Addict Pick-me-up Auto Poetry!
Hey guys! We understand work can be tough. We are here to lighten up your mood with a little poetry! Everyday we will be posting a poem. Feel free to comment and give us more ideas! Share this with your friends and family!
Detail Addict Daily Pick-me-up Auto Poetry 3/10: Park me under a tree Let birds poop on me Never clean me immediately Makes me feel trashy Clean me up with Detail Spray and make me feel happy |
| 03-11-2014, 11:43 AM | #2 |
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Detail Addict Daily Pick-me-up Auto Poetry 3/11:
Drive me through an automatic car wash You don't seem to notice, gosh Make me look bad next to all the cars I have far too many scars Finally, you see what it does and you panic Good thing there is Detail Addict |
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| 03-12-2014, 01:36 PM | #3 |
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Detail Addict Daily Pick-me-up Auto Poetry 3/12:
I love the way you move I love the way you sweat How you caress me with love and tender I love how you lather me with Leather Conditioner It makes me soft inside I don't want anyone else but you in my life |
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| 03-13-2014, 11:53 AM | #4 |
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Detail Addict Daily Pick-me-up Auto Poetry 3/13:
Charlotte: Oh Charlotte, my beautiful M3 Your exquisite, deep tone, makes me feel free The sound at redline has everyone hearing Racing down the straight, my life, I'm fearing So much power in one step I feel like my head is disconnected from my neck |
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| 03-14-2014, 12:59 PM | #7 |
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Detail Addict Daily Pick-me-up Auto Poetry 3/14: Angry Girlfriend/Wife
You come to me when you're in trouble. Driving away so fast her head is about to bubble. You use me to get away from it all. Why can't you stick with me, Paul? I protect you from the harsh elements. Driving me always get you good compliments. See, I never get you angry. With your wife, you're always cranky. |
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| 03-19-2014, 11:11 AM | #8 |
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Detail Addict Daily Pick-me-up Auto Poetry 3/19: Which is more expensive? Wife or Car?
I'm jealous I have to keep fighting for you. Your wife is constantly getting gifts. I thought I was your only boo. I hate it when she's the only one getting facelifts. You know I need attention too. Here is my wishlist. |
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| 03-20-2014, 02:05 PM | #9 |
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Detail Addict Pick-me-up Auto Poetry 3/20: Riddle me this.
I smell sweet I am a bright color I protect as long as I can I am as natural as can be What am I? |
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| 03-29-2014, 05:10 AM | #10 | |
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| 03-29-2014, 10:05 PM | #11 |
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its me and you,i call you my bae lower the windows and lets breathe together i have my wipes,gonna clean the leather i only take you out when its beautiful weather not gonna let snow or salt touch you not even that birds feather (cali duster) o 335 you are my life people get jealous of you,especially my wife 
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| 03-31-2014, 11:29 AM | #14 |
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Detail Addict Daily Pick-me-up Auto Poetry 3/31: The ABC
An afternoon along aside an Audi Brakes beside a beautiful BMW Casually creating a crazy conversation Detailed their darlings during December Everybody's eyes enlarging From faraway friends and family Gazing at your glorious glowing German girlfriend |
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