Marmite Cereal Bar

JaySTee · 02-18-2011, 06:52 AM

I love marmite so when I saw marmite cereal bars at tesco I thought i'd better have some. I am now eating one with my lunch - they are not nice. Marmite fail

Em135eye · 02-18-2011, 07:06 AM

Now there's a combination that is simply WRONG!!

creepy coupe · 02-18-2011, 07:30 AM

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Originally Posted by 335diesel

Now there's a combination that is simply WRONG!!

You think that's wrong, my Missus has marmite on her porridge.

ed335d · 02-18-2011, 07:31 AM

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Originally Posted by creepy coupe

You think that's wrong, my Missus has marmite on her porridge.

That's pretty fucked up.

briers · 02-18-2011, 07:36 AM

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Originally Posted by creepy coupe

You think that's wrong, my Missus has marmite on her porridge.

To stop you kissing her when you leave for work?

I might try that, i love marmite. I suck all the flavour out of a twiglet and do a few 360's in my mouth before crunching through the soggy remains.

creepy coupe · 02-18-2011, 07:37 AM

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Originally Posted by ed335d

That's pretty fucked up.

It would appear she's not alone.

http://markstrainingblog.blogspot.co...-porridge.html

Em135eye · 02-18-2011, 07:49 AM

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Originally Posted by creepy coupe

You think that's wrong, my Missus has marmite on her porridge.

Jesus - that's sicker than being into teabagging.

rich1068 · 02-18-2011, 07:50 AM

Marmite rice cakes are good.

RagingKileak · 02-18-2011, 08:12 AM

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Originally Posted by 335diesel

Jesus - that's sicker than being into teabagging.

Are you actually telling me you don't like dipping your bollocks in the missus' gob?

Ms Portman loves it when I do it to her. She sometimes dresses up in the outfit she wore on the set of 'Leon' and chews pink gum. It practically doubles the fun.

Matt

creepy coupe · 02-18-2011, 08:16 AM

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Originally Posted by 335diesel

Jesus - that's sicker than being into teabagging.

Trust you could turn it into something crude. Anyway, how do you know what teabagging taste of, tried a mouthful of sack have you?

Em135eye · 02-18-2011, 08:24 AM

I said "being into" teabagging. From a male point of view, that usually means receiving a sack suck.

Marmite on porridge is still sicker.

briers · 02-18-2011, 08:25 AM

Teabagging is the choice of punishment when the Mrs falls asleep too early on in the evening. She just blames it on my films but she gets sufficient punishment.

I've even taken her own hair and poked it into her nose and photographed her with random stuff on her head.

Its fun to me.

RagingKileak · 02-18-2011, 08:33 AM

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Originally Posted by briers

Teabagging is the choice of punishment when the Mrs falls asleep too early on in the evening. She just blames it on my films but she gets sufficient punishment.

I've even taken her own hair and poked it into her nose and photographed her with random stuff on her head.

Its fun to me.

Yeah. I play Buckaroo with the cat sometimes. How many remotes can I stack on him before he goes mental?

Matt

creepy coupe · 02-18-2011, 08:35 AM

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Yeah. I play Buckaroo with the cat sometimes. How many remotes can I stack on him before he goes mental?

Matt

I must remember that when we get another Cat

RagingKileak · 02-18-2011, 08:41 AM

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Originally Posted by creepy coupe

I must remember that when we get another Cat

Begin with the lightest first...

Matt

creepy coupe · 02-18-2011, 08:44 AM

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Originally Posted by RagingKileak

Begin with the lightest first...

Matt

Like a 14" portable.... Oh sorry you mean the remote control

JLR1969 · 02-18-2011, 09:45 AM

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Originally Posted by creepy coupe

You think that's wrong, my Missus has marmite on her porridge.

Is she pregnant?? Keep an eye on the milkman!

Jon D · 02-18-2011, 09:58 AM

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Originally Posted by briers

I suck all the flavour out of a twiglet and do a few 360's in my mouth before crunching through the soggy remains.

Are you sure you're talking about twiglets?

ddogg35 · 02-18-2011, 12:48 PM

i think the marmite bars are nice if you take small bites

JaySTee · 02-18-2011, 12:51 PM

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Originally Posted by creepy coupe

You think that's wrong, my Missus has marmite on her porridge.

Weird, golden syrup or brown sugar on porridge

My mrs hates marmite and won't come anywhere near me if i've been eating the stuff

JaySTee · 02-18-2011, 12:52 PM

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Originally Posted by ddogg35

i think the marmite bars are nice if you take small bites

Thanks, will give it a try - got another 5 to eat

peterg1965 · 02-18-2011, 12:55 PM

Interesting thread, I am clearly showing my age as my first thought when reading 'teabagging' was emptying the teapot of tea bags and chucking them at each other. I did not expect it to have any sexual connotation!

Taxi for one........

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Em135eye Banned 175 Rep 4,302 Posts Drives: M135i Join Date: Jul 2009 Location: South West iTrader: (0) Garage List 2014 BMW M135i 5 door [0.00]	I said "being into" teabagging. From a male point of view, that usually means receiving a sack suck. Marmite on porridge is still sicker.
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briers Ben 62 Rep 1,992 Posts Drives: Tesla p85d Join Date: May 2010 Location: Midlands,UK iTrader: (0)	Teabagging is the choice of punishment when the Mrs falls asleep too early on in the evening. She just blames it on my films but she gets sufficient punishment. I've even taken her own hair and poked it into her nose and photographed her with random stuff on her head. Its fun to me.
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peterg1965 Brigadier General 164 Rep 4,190 Posts Drives: F30 335d M Sport, F15 X5 40d Join Date: May 2007 Location: The place of dark satanic mills, UK iTrader: (0)	Interesting thread, I am clearly showing my age as my first thought when reading 'teabagging' was emptying the teapot of tea bags and chucking them at each other. I did not expect it to have any sexual connotation! Taxi for one........
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