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      03-13-2017, 09:59 AM   #48247
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Update: Confirmed. Chick is a distant cousin. But, marketing campaign is continuing. Bio datas are being exchanged and parents and elders are having the meetings.

Shit is getting real yo.
Bhai don't bang your cousin ! Never ever !!!
C'mon my friend the ocean is full of fish...
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No, sometimes you're so stunned at what happened you kinda freeze up like a deer in headlights and you get face fucked. Seen it in porn
I had to read this 7 times and still I don't get it .
I'm sorry sweetheart but I never saw a deer in porn ...
I know that Merica is the maker of beast X , but personal I find it horrible !
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You guys are making this way too literal. A deer in headlights is an expression of shock. When someone rams their cock down your throat and you aren't expecting it, I'm saying you don't bite down instantly you're stunned at first. Sheesh guys, no ones talking about face fucking a deer here. Read what I wrote. Xoxo
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I'm sorry sweetheart but I never saw a deer in porn ...
I know that Merica is the maker of beast X , but personal I find it horrible !
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This made my day.
If this made your day, I'd say you are having a pretty crappy day so far?

Or else it's just early in the day.
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You guys are making this way too literal. A deer in headlights is an expression of shock. When someone rams their cock down your throat and you aren't expecting it, I'm saying you don't bite down instantly you're stunned at first. Sheesh guys, no ones talking about face fucking a deer here. Read what I wrote. Xoxo
Ohhh...I see , and that sounds otherwise .
But Sara I thought last year you said you really hate BJs ?
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You guys are making this way too literal. A deer in headlights is an expression of shock. When someone rams their cock down your throat and you aren't expecting it, I'm saying you don't bite down instantly you're stunned at first. Sheesh guys, no ones talking about face fucking a deer here. Read what I wrote. Xoxo
So.... how long, typically, before you bite down?

Asking for a friend.
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Bhai don't bang your cousin ! Never ever !!!
C'mon my friend the ocean is full of fish...
It's not for me, Philippe. It's for my other cousin lol
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So basically, chicks should keep their mouths shut?
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So basically, chicks should keep their mouths shut?
Knees crossed! What a tard that judge was. Did you hear about that - think his name was Robin Camp. Think he was a canuck though...I think.

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So.... how long, typically, before you bite down?

Asking for a friend.
Reminds me of my in-laws cat where he likes exactly 4 scratches behind the ears. Any more and he will place a bite right in the fleshy part between your thumb and index that will make you howl. I refuse to touch that cat now, don't care how much it tries to get me to scratch his head. I'm a dog person anyways.
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So basically, chicks should keep their mouths shut?
Only when they non-stop talk . But I confess I like big lips because of the vacuum effect .
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You guys are making this way too literal. A deer in headlights is an expression of shock. When someone rams their cock down your throat and you aren't expecting it, I'm saying you don't bite down instantly you're stunned at first. Sheesh guys, no ones talking about face fucking a deer here. Read what I wrote. Xoxo
In fairness, I think they are playing it up because it is very difficult to understand someone being stunned in this situation given that in order for it to happen, the following must have already occurred:

1. The person on the receiving end must be on their knees or some position such that they are at the same height as said cock.

2. Same said person must have had their mouth open.

3. The giver must be somewhat naked as well.

I mean...the above steps does speak to some pre-meditation / planning...hard to be stunned then isn't it?
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The whore shit became sexual education..
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Ohhh...I see , and that sounds otherwise .
But Sara I thought last year you said you really hate BJs ?
I said I've seen it in porn. Haven't experienced it in real life.
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In fairness, I think they are playing it up because it is very difficult to understand someone being stunned in this situation given that in order for it to happen, the following must have already occurred:

1. The person on the receiving end must be on their knees or some position such that they are at the same height as said cock.

2. Same said person must have had their mouth open.

3. The giver must be somewhat naked as well.

I mean...the above steps does speak to some pre-meditation / planning...hard to be stunned then isn't it?
No, see you can be drunk as hell, engaging in sex with the female laying on her back and then the male pulls it out of her vagina, she's still loopy in the brain from all the tequila and he pops it in her mouth and she cant think straight, he cant think straight because he's intoxicated and he just face fucks her for a second before she realizes that he's ramming down her throat and she closes her mouth and pushes him out. See, deer in headlights for a moment or two. Completely possible without biting his dick off right away.

Again, saw it in porn somewhere
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So.... how long, typically, before you bite down?

Asking for a friend.
Probably (if I had to guess) the third or fourth thrust if closing her mouth around it doesnt push him out quick enough.
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I said I've seen it in porn. Haven't experienced it in real life.
You never.... ? And why not ?
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