Roundhouse kick anyone??

mava330 · 04-24-2006, 08:09 PM

This one cracks me up.

NaTuReB0Y · 04-24-2006, 08:11 PM

his pants are too tight........

mava330 · 04-24-2006, 08:14 PM

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Originally Posted by NaTuReB0Y

his pants are too tight........

I have a feeling that even that won't help...

Booster · 04-24-2006, 08:49 PM

Chuck Norris would be greatly disappointed

castleking · 04-25-2006, 04:50 AM

His legs are too short Ha Ha!!

ALPINE6SPD · 05-01-2006, 12:26 PM

PUTZ

Carnage · 05-11-2006, 06:38 PM

you guys got it all wrong, he was aiming for the crotch the whole time. He's a kung-fu master I tell ya......

rchanou · 05-11-2006, 07:58 PM

I was expecting this

rchanou · 05-11-2006, 08:13 PM

mava i am hijacking your thread because really everytime you say roundhouse kick Chuck Norris appears.

Chuck Norris

More Chuck

Cashew · 05-12-2006, 01:27 AM

Chuck Norris recently had the idea to sell his urine as a canned beverage. We know this beverage as Red Bull.

ksfrogman · 05-12-2006, 02:16 AM

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Originally Posted by Booster

Chuck Norris would be greatly disappointed

Chuck Norris was my instructor, and that's not a roundhouse kick, but a jumping spinning back kick attempt gone bad.

tl_boy · 05-14-2006, 02:10 AM

lol @ the random martial art postings tonight. Any more?

e90rocks · 06-23-2006, 02:48 AM

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Originally Posted by ksfrogman

Chuck Norris was my instructor, and that's not a roundhouse kick, but a jumping spinning back kick attempt gone bad.

I'm not sure it's a jump spinning back kick, though it's hard to tell because he's just winging it. Most jump spinning back kicks I've seen are 360's, not 180's. The placement of the apple on top of the head of the dummy suggests to me that he's might be actually trying to do a spinning inside out kick, but he never gets his leg up and his motion is more like a side kick when it's all done.This yutz is clearly not wearing a full gi or dobok because he "studies" at home.

One of my friends told me about a guy on a clip on Leno who tried to break two boards three different ways and made a fool out of himself doing it. Not that Leno would necessarily know, but after I questioned my friend, his answers convinced me that this was not a martial artist, but a dork trying (successfully) to get on TV. He had nothing on his uniform, probably a white belt on, tried different techniques (soo do, then side kick, then forehead break) on the same break...and had ONE holder for his sidekick attempt.

People like this have no respect for the martial arts, and I suspect, little for themselves.

bavarian19 · 06-23-2006, 05:52 AM

The original clip is hilarious

BMW0 · 07-09-2006, 04:29 PM

!Xoible · 08-14-2007, 11:18 AM

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Originally Posted by mava330

This one cracks me up.

he knocked it off, mission accomplished!

shragon · 08-14-2007, 11:25 AM

gonzo · 08-14-2007, 11:42 AM

He slipped. He has his Sunday shoes on.

Part II in real life, the masked robber then stomps his nuts into the pavement and takes his wallet and watch.

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