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04-03-2010, 02:48 PM | #1 |
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I hate birds
So TommyK came over this morning to pick up a muffler and we started talking outside my driveway. All of a sudden we hear a thump and we turn around to see a bird on the roof of my house so we thought nothing of it. Went back inside to the garage and turns out the little bastard left a big present on my car. I just washed it 2 days ago. Luckily it was fresh so I could hose it off. I didn't know one bird could crap so much
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04-03-2010, 03:01 PM | #5 |
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Eeeeewwwwwwwwww
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sorry thats funny...That shit pisses me off.......
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04-03-2010, 04:35 PM | #11 |
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04-03-2010, 04:48 PM | #12 |
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Wow. Thats a ton of shit.
Anyone ever come out of a tunnel only to have a bird over head shit on your windshield? This can damage your paint if it sits.. correct? Last edited by BMWinNorthdakota; 04-03-2010 at 04:53 PM.. |
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04-03-2010, 04:51 PM | #14 |
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Exactly what I was gonna say...
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I hate them too, and DAMN, that's a lot of bird poop!
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Bird poop is the reason why I carry quick detailer in my trunk...birds are such jerks! I always scope out the tree limb, power line, and building overhang situation before I park...I can't be alone in this, right?! I'll tell ya, between bird poop avoidance measures and trying to find a parallel spot or a nice wide spot on the end of a row...parking can be real PITA!!!
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Damn that's one big ass bird....
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04-03-2010, 05:53 PM | #19 |
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I should have taken a picture of mine a while ago. I left the car out for 5 minutes, come back out and literally over 10 shits all over the trunk and rear windshield.( i counted the splashes and it belonged separate birds. ) Keep in mind, I parked away from overhead lines and roof tops. So this was an aerial attack! I could have won the lottery that day.
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04-03-2010, 06:01 PM | #20 |
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reminds me of the scene from fight club where the group of guys have to do something bad or other and one guy makes it happen that birds shit all over a bmw dealership hahah
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04-03-2010, 06:04 PM | #21 |
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Luftwaffe!
I've actually been the victim of a bombing raid WHILE washing my car...It's like the little bastards own stock in some massive car wash chain...
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