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      07-15-2015, 07:27 PM   #2091
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      07-15-2015, 07:44 PM   #2092
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      07-15-2015, 09:51 PM   #2093
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Car porn is nice but ummmm ......... I'd prefer this with all due respect
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      07-16-2015, 03:13 AM   #2094
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      07-16-2015, 03:45 AM   #2095
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Different girls but both so beautiful.
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      07-16-2015, 05:52 PM   #2096
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      07-16-2015, 06:44 PM   #2097
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      03-14-2016, 08:52 AM   #2098
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      03-14-2016, 08:58 AM   #2099
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^^^ yessssssss si si por favor encima.
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      03-14-2016, 09:26 AM   #2100
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Got me feelin some sort of way

Those tags doe
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      03-14-2016, 09:30 AM   #2101
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Oh God, I used to be one the OT regulars when these tags were made. I'm pretty sure only a handful of people here understand what/who some of them are referencing.
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      03-14-2016, 09:32 AM   #2102
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Oh God, I used to be one the OT regulars when these tags were made. I'm pretty sure only a handful of people here understand what/who some of them are referencing.
Sadly, I've only recently discovered OT. Only recognize the Wedester.
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      03-14-2016, 12:05 PM   #2103
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      03-21-2016, 03:49 PM   #2104
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Bumped this for V2.0 so ladies can go in the right place.


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      03-21-2016, 06:02 PM   #2105
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Hands off, buddy.

I don't get very jealous any more (maturity kicking in) but that woman makes me melt all the time.

She has gotten a bit too thin for a few years, but I have always had a crush on her since I was a kid.

I remember when I was laid up after a car accident when I was a young teenager, and I was confined to a bed for a few weeks, I saw her for the first time in a ballet movie on HBO. I don't remember much about the movie other than it was on 10 times a day, and her. Zoe Saldana.

She played a bitch in the movie, but damn she was fine. I mean fine, with a "W" as in she was "fwine".

To this day, I hate Nick Cannon because he was all over her in Drum line. I would have headbutt him back then for touching her.

I don't normally do celebrity crushes, but when I do, it's for her, lol

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      03-21-2016, 11:13 PM   #2107
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      04-24-2016, 08:21 PM   #2109
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since I got to enjoy the posts of many others, figured I would share a few.
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