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      09-16-2008, 08:46 PM   #1
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I think my wife is cheating on me...

I've never talked about this before, but I really need the boards advice on what could be a crucial decision. I’ve suspected for some time now that my wife has been cheating on me.

The usual signs… Phone rings but if I answer, the caller hangs up.
My wife has been going out with the girls a lot recently although when I ask their names she always says, “Just some friends from work, you don’t know them.”

I always stay awake to look out for her taxi coming home, but she always walks down the drive. Although I can hear a car driving off, as if she has gotten out of the car round the corner. Why? Maybe she wasn’t in a taxi?

I once picked her cell phone up just to see what time it was and she went berserk and screamed that I should never touch her phone again and why was I checking up on her.

Anyway, I have never approached the subject with my wife I think deep down I just didn’t want to know the truth, but last night she went out again and I decided to really check on her.

I decided I was going to park my 335 next to the garage and then hide behind it so I could get a good view of the whole street when she came home. It was at that moment, crouching behind my 335, that I noticed that oil is leaking under my car.

Is this something I can fix myself or should I take it back to the dealer?
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      09-16-2008, 08:53 PM   #2
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lol????????.... Im so confused.
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      09-16-2008, 08:53 PM   #3
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This has been showing up everywhere lately
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      09-16-2008, 08:57 PM   #4
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Well at least something positive came out of it..I was really NOT expecting you to say you found your oil leaking ha ha..caught me off guard

If your dealer is not far away save yourself the trouble and take it to them
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      09-16-2008, 08:59 PM   #6
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so i guess car > wife, or car = wife? lolol?
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      09-16-2008, 08:59 PM   #7
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Uhh...... Im so lost, are you asking advice about your wife or your car leaking oil? For the car, you should just take it to the dealer, it should be covered by warranty, taking it that you didnt physically stab a hole into your car... as for the wife, you could put one of those nice sidearms you have to use. , but on a more serious note... try asking some friends to follow her around, or if not just take a peak at her phone while shes in the shower or whatever, I'm sure she doesnt keep her phone with her the WHOLE time does she? The part where you say that the person hangs up when you answer could be just another one of her girlfriends that hate you or don't want to converse with you because shes afraid it'd be awkward.
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      09-16-2008, 09:03 PM   #8
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Come on guys! Its a joke!!!


VERY VERY FUNNY!
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      09-16-2008, 09:10 PM   #10
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you dont have to take care about your wife as long as you have your 335.
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Uhh...... Im so lost, are you asking advice about your wife or your car leaking oil? For the car, you should just take it to the dealer, it should be covered by warranty, taking it that you didnt physically stab a hole into your car... as for the wife, you could put one of those nice sidearms you have to use. , but on a more serious note... try asking some friends to follow her around, or if not just take a peak at her phone while shes in the shower or whatever, I'm sure she doesnt keep her phone with her the WHOLE time does she? The part where you say that the person hangs up when you answer could be just another one of her girlfriends that hate you or don't want to converse with you because shes afraid it'd be awkward.
...wow...you have won the lottery in Nigeria...just send me $800 for the fees and I will send you a million dollars...
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How did I know it was this joke?!? I didn't even bother reading it and just skipped to the bottom. lol
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DAMN! I was about to give a womans point of view.BUTTTTTTTTTTTTT nevermind
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      09-16-2008, 10:07 PM   #17
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Im the biggest fool .... after reading it twice I realized it rofl...
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DAMN! I was about to give a womans point of view.BUTTTTTTTTTTTTT nevermind
Like what how she did nothing wrong and it was all his fault
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repost, yet still funny
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Lol Excellent!
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cellphone records...
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Maybe her new Lover is a BMW mechanic and will save you some money on a change?
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