[jphughan]

Just buy a few of these for these jerks: http://www.kindofrude.com/ -- make sure to click the Enlarge link to read the text. The back is really funny too but unfortunately isn't shown on the website.

[Magic-Man]

Originally Posted by pimp4cheddar

Threads like this fail sooo fucking much. I normally try not to comment but it's insane how less than 10% of the people that posted here noticed the irony of this entire thread.

This is honestly the reason I didn't want to buy a BMW. There's a stigma that goes along with owning a "BMW"...as most people view you as a pompous douchebag who thinks he's sooooo awesome because he drives a 3 series.

It's amazing...I made an intro thread on this forum and I explained how I came from a VW Passat and I received about 3 comments telling me how a VW isn't a real German car...and I finally realized why no one in the VW community likes a BMW owner! Last time I checked that Passat was shipped in from Wolfsburg.

This entire thread is coming from a guy who owns a 2006 Four Door 325i. If anyone failed it was you...


:end vent...it's been a long day.


I'm honestly just tired of coming on here to read threads and new posts...only to find some spanking new thread on here calling out other cars like Honda's and Toyota's and talking trash about how inferior they are. There's nothing superior about a 3 series...at all. You think your cool as shit when your next to an old Honda...until an M3 pulls up next to you, or an M5, or a 997, or a 993, or an AMG, or any other car that's worth mentioning.


YOU'RE NOT THAT COOL!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

So a BMW offers nothing over a Corolla huh?

[Maestro]

I had this done to me, at work I park away form everyone on the end like this picture and park to the far side so it leave plenty of room on the drive side and even if someone parks next to me there 4 or 5 feet, should be fine, WRONG, everyone once in a while and ass will do like this picture, either park on the line or over so they are close to my car.

Honestly, I never take two spot and avoid being near another car, and parking in the end spot just gives me extra room without inconvenient anyone else, But there are always an ass who feels it important to show you they can f-with you.

[QUOTE=Sal [email]G@Camber-Toe;10369116]

[Edward]

^ um, I don't know that the guy in the white car was parking like that to mess with the BMW.
Sometimes ppl are such bad drivers that they might use an already parked car to gauge where their own car should be parked. In the absence of the car on the opposite side, the white car may have backed in while looking at the grey BMW instead of the parking lines (which are much harder to see when reversing for a person driving a car that clearly does not have a tilt down function such as this older Volkswagen. This type of person is also the kind of person who'd step out of the car and still not realize how much room is on his driver side. Scary, but believe me...that are some immensely absent minded people out there.

Even then, what's the big deal? 4 passengers have plenty of room in that picture to full open all doors and get in and out of that Volkswagen, as does the BMW driver.

[besfort]

lol

[Tmaccus]

^^^^^^^
lol. Can't comment b/c some members might get offended that a 2006 325i sedan owner is trying to make a joke. Thinking about driving my wife's car (e46 m3) tomorrow so can post something funny.

[johnnyboi418]

LOOOL the stang be stylin on everyone under the tree

[wayde_moola]

[QUOTE=Magic-Man;10369520]

Originally Posted by pimp4cheddar

Threads like this fail sooo fucking much. I normally try not to comment but it's insane how less than 10% of the people that posted here noticed the irony of this entire thread.

This is honestly the reason I didn't want to buy a BMW. There's a stigma that goes along with owning a "BMW"...as most people view you as a pompous douchebag who thinks he's sooooo awesome because he drives a 3 series.

It's amazing...I made an intro thread on this forum and I explained how I came from a VW Passat and I received about 3 comments telling me how a VW isn't a real German car...and I finally realized why no one in the VW community likes a BMW owner! Last time I checked that Passat was shipped in from Wolfsburg.

This entire thread is coming from a guy who owns a 2006 Four Door 325i. If anyone failed it was you...


:end vent...it's been a long day.


I'm honestly just tired of coming on here to read threads and new posts...only to find some spanking new thread on here calling out other cars like Honda's and Toyota's and talking trash about how inferior they are. There's nothing superior about a 3 series...at all. You think your cool as shit when your next to an old Honda...until an M3 pulls up next to you, or an M5, or a 997, or a 993, or an AMG, or any other car that's worth mentioning.


YOU'RE NOT THAT COOL!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

There's nothing superior about a 3 series. Why is it the cornerstone for BMW? To me having a nice car doesn't give the right to show off but it does give the right to be proud of your investments.

[DrDurt]

This About Sums It Up

[NJ330i]

Originally Posted by incantana

THE IDEA THAT PARKING FAR AWAY OR TAKING UP 2 SPOTS IN AN EMPTY(ISH) LOT IS ARROGANT IS VERY MISGUIDED.

I was parking at a local shopping mall this past weekend. I almost ALWAYS park as far away as possible but this time I thought it wouldn't hurt to park close just for a second.

As I leave the car and approach the door I instinctively regret my decision to park close. I turn around and a 2009 jeep compas parks next to me. The door opend and BANG. My cars paint is now scratched and a small dent is in the rear door.

I park far away not because I think my car or myself is better than everyone else. I park far away because the majority of people do not look out for other people's property. They simply do not care. If you want to keep your car clean and dent free, take it upon yourself to ensure that happens.

+10000000000000000

[RupertPupkin]

Lets bash this Prius since that is all they're good for. Yay save the environment. Park like a total tool.

saw this gem this morning.

[Tmaccus]

^^^^^That's a good one.

Notice how the Prius always cokblocks in the left lane on the highway at 45mph?

[Dark_Knight_335]

Originally Posted by DrDurt

This About Sums It Up

HAHA! GOLD! Great show man.

[chris b.]

Originally Posted by Tmaccus

^^^^^That's a good one.

Notice how the Prius always cokblocks in the left lane on the highway at 45mph?

so true

[EVTee]

There is this dick near my old workplace who parks his 135i diagonally to make it take up 2 spaces. Don't have a picture of it but the guy must think that his 135i is the shit and deserves 2 spots.

I thought of writing a post it note for him but never got to it.

[XMetal]

Originally Posted by EVTee

There is this dick near my old workplace who parks his 135i diagonally to make it take up 2 spaces. Don't have a picture of it but the guy must think that his 135i is the shit and deserves 2 spots.

I thought of writing a post it note for him but never got to it.

Same thing at my work place...someone thinks his 328i is the shit and deserves 2 spots. Why would anyone do that? It just screams for someone to make a "canvas" out of his paint job using a key as the "brush".

[XMetal]

Originally Posted by incantana

THE IDEA THAT PARKING FAR AWAY OR TAKING UP 2 SPOTS IN AN EMPTY(ISH) LOT IS ARROGANT IS VERY MISGUIDED.

I was parking at a local shopping mall this past weekend. I almost ALWAYS park as far away as possible but this time I thought it wouldn't hurt to park close just for a second.

As I leave the car and approach the door I instinctively regret my decision to park close. I turn around and a 2009 jeep compas parks next to me. The door opend and BANG. My cars paint is now scratched and a small dent is in the rear door.

I park far away not because I think my car or myself is better than everyone else. I park far away because the majority of people do not look out for other people's property. They simply do not care. If you want to keep your car clean and dent free, take it upon yourself to ensure that happens.

Parking far away is definitely NOT in anyway ARROGANT, while taking up 2 spot IS.

[ItsHectic]

Originally Posted by DrDurt

This About Sums It Up

This happened to me not long ago, had a car pull up next to me in a packed parking lot and I am still in the car and hes like "this how you park?" I tell him its not me its the car on the other side.

[Wires]

Originally Posted by XMetal

Same thing at my work place...someone thinks his 328i is the shit and deserves 2 spots. Why would anyone do that? It just screams for someone to make a "canvas" out of his paint job using a key as the "brush".

+1.

Everytime I see that I wish I just had a POS beater truck, and pull in so you can only slide a cigarette paper between them.

[Pangloss]

A couple months ago the wife and I flew out to Denver to do some sight-seeing. We rented a large SUV (best of a bad lot; no convertibles available) and headed west into the mountains. We stopped at Red Rocks, a beautiful amphitheater and natural park area, and this was early in the morning on a non-concert day, so when we pulled into the top lot it was completely empty. I pulled into a spot, but I was a little careless and went over the edge of the spot next to it. In my defense, I don't drive SUVs too often and the lines were faint, and as I say the lot was empty at the time. I didn't notice the error and we tromped off to the nearest trail and we hiked about for an hour.

When we get back to the car, bad news -- it's got a flat tire! (Guess that was the loud pop I heard on the Interstate on the way.) Even worse, the parking lot was now half-full and filling rapidly. And we were RIGHT next to the entrance, and it was a rear tire, so for the next hour I had to endure the ugly looks of every single driver who entered that parking lot while I changed the tire in the hot sun. (rofl)

In favor of these Denverites, though, nobody said a word, and two people offered to help. I wondered if perhaps they figured I was already making sufficient payment for my hubris. (grin) Boy did I get some nasty looks, though!

[NewYearsBoy]

I have some good ones... And this was just from last weekend

[scarzie]

not sure if this was posted, but saw it on reddit today. Definitely an LCI msport e90

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