When the zombies come: What would you take?

walsh · 01-10-2009, 09:11 PM

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Originally Posted by jh valley

only one guy wants to ride a man

After he clones himself there will be a shit ton of them... so you

STUNT-MAN-HANS · 01-18-2009, 01:58 AM

#1 i'll take that shot gun with the drum mag!
#2girl my wife, because if i took someone else i wouldent have to worry about zombies because she would kill me sure as im writing this!!!
#3 that f650 looks zombie proof enough.
#4food & ammo
#5my dog!

Xiaofeng · 01-19-2009, 05:06 PM

Haha, awesome thread!

Ok, I'm going to nerd the hell out and actually post what I would consider to give me the best chance of survival. This takes into consideration a couple of assumptions though:

-- Zombies are NOT slow as all hell. Anyone ever see 28 Days Later, or play Left 4 Dead?
-- Zombies DO NOT possess the mental capacities of their human counterparts, e.g. cannot operate heavy machinery, use technology, etc.
-- You are NOT Solid Snake, e.g. NO HEADBAND OF INFINITE AMMO!
-- Likewise, consumable resources must be replenished as needed.
-- Only TWO weapons allowed, per xxForgedxx's original post.
-- Armor is NOT included in this list.

With that said, here would be my list, along with the reasons for my choice.

1) IMI Tavor T.A.R. 21 w/ M203 40mm HE grenade launcher
Fires the common 5.56x45 rounds, so ammo is relatively plentiful, but is more accurate and reliable than the M4 Carbine. Standard rail allows attachment of various scopes, laser sights, etc. Bullpup design allows for the versatility and quick maneuverability of an SMG, but with muzzle velocity of a rifle.

2) Hanwei/Paul Chen Han Dynasty Sword
High carbon, hand-forged K120C Damascus steel sword from the Hanwei forge in China. Lightweight, durable, and incredibly sharp. (This thing cuts through stainless steel!) While a katana might be a better choice for strength, I favor the a dual-edge straight sword, as I'm faster with it than a katana. Go here for more info.

3) Hummer H1 Alpha
Have to agree with xxForgedxx's choice here. While the 550-575 miles-per-tank aren't spectacular, it should at least get you where you need to go, and it is capable of driving over rubble, especially after zombies have torn the cities apart. I have no idea how you guys with low-slung exotics are going to go anywhere when there are no decent roads left.

4) Zhang Ziyi
This one was surprisingly difficult. I wanted to find someone who was beautiful, yet was able to take care of herself in a pinch. I figure all that martial arts training for her movies has to help a little bit, right?

5) Lust for Blood - Gackt
Fitting, ne?

6) TBD

krote345 · 01-20-2009, 02:12 PM

Ha, saw this on another forum:

Scorpion · 01-20-2009, 03:02 PM

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Originally Posted by krote345

Ha, saw this on another forum:

Had to save that lol.

pnguyen · 01-21-2009, 03:22 AM

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Originally Posted by BoostedBMW

Hah... actually after seeing those pics you posted can you do me a favor and shoot her with the golden gun... I'll just bring Emmanuelle Chriqui instead...

Great minds think alike!!!

jhv · 01-21-2009, 03:41 AM

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Originally Posted by krote345

Ha, saw this on another forum:

thank you for my new sig! what an awesome .gif

krote345 · 01-21-2009, 07:59 AM

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Originally Posted by jh valley

thank you for my new sig! what an awesome .gif

Ha, that's where I found it. In a sig on southfloridaracing.com. Enjoy.

xxForgedxx · 01-21-2009, 08:04 AM

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Originally Posted by krote345

Ha, that's where I found it. In a sig on southfloridaracing.com. Enjoy.

AY AY AY! DONT GET OFF TOPIC MOTHER EFFERS!

pnguyen · 01-21-2009, 12:45 PM

Ok OK my turn.

1: HK416, a lot more durable and reliable than the standard M4 but has the same feel as a standard M4, same field stripping so if shit hits the fan I know how to take it apart and make it work. Gotta have the attached grenade launcher too.

2: HK MP7, small gun, good for close quarters and shoots a larger round then a standard SMG, good for busting domes!

3: Stryker, if this thing can survive a RPG, it can hold up to some zombies. Plenty of room to hold my ammo and supplies.

4: DUH!

5: Da Rockwilder

6: DI DI MAO!!!

Year's_End · 01-21-2009, 01:30 PM

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Originally Posted by jh valley

thank you for my new sig! what an awesome .gif

how do you do animated gif sigs?

krote345 · 01-21-2009, 03:57 PM

Emmanuelle Chriqui...mmmmmm

jhv · 04-30-2009, 09:19 AM

1. HK-416

2. AA-12

3. gemballa tornado
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4. emmanuelle chriqui
Attachment 263910

5. golden skans, sebastian remix

6. fuck off you zombie assholes

jhv · 04-30-2009, 09:21 AM

this is fun, im gonna do more

951's 330i · 04-30-2009, 04:22 PM

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Originally Posted by jh valley

1. HK-416
Attachment 263907

2. AA-12
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3. gemballa tornado
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4. emmanuelle chriqui
Attachment 263910

5. golden skans, sebastian remix

6. fuck off you zombie assholes

Theme song is sick

yomama69 · 04-30-2009, 04:45 PM

Nobody wants to repopulate with Jessica Biel? You're all gay.

jhv · 04-30-2009, 06:14 PM

1. BR55HB SR
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2. ray gun (cod:waw players know whats up)
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3. brabus bullit
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4. my wifey
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5. aint too proud to beg by the temptations

6. fuck you blake

marty_mcfly · 04-30-2009, 06:17 PM

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Originally Posted by jh valley

5. golden skans, sebastian remix

damn doesnt sound like the original at all

elite · 04-30-2009, 06:21 PM

Red Leather Suit just to help me blend in.

eeeeeeehhheeeeee *grabs nuts*

bluespeed117 · 04-30-2009, 07:10 PM

1. Lancer!

2. Noisy Cricket

3. BAT TANK

4. Jessica Burciaga!

5. [u2b]<object width="425" height="344"><param name="movie" value="http://www.youtube.com/v/31jenMJ0UOc&hl=en&fs=1"></param><param name="allowFullScreen" value="true"></param><param name="allowscriptaccess" value="always"></param><embed src="http://www.youtube.com/v/31jenMJ0UOc&hl=en&fs=1" type="application/x-shockwave-flash" allowscriptaccess="always" allowfullscreen="true" width="425" height="344"></embed></object>[/u2b]
6. Lets kill these bitches

951's 330i · 04-30-2009, 07:42 PM

Based off of video games lol

1. Hammer of Dawn(GOW)
2. Eclipse Scythe(NG 2)
3. Banshee
4. rachel from NG 1
5.

6. What the fuck were you thinking?!?!?

Genro757 · 05-01-2009, 03:01 PM

Cadet command?!?!?

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Xiaofeng Captain 35 Rep 712 Posts Drives: 2007.5 E90 335xi Montego/Lemon Join Date: Jul 2007 Location: Colorado iTrader: (1) Garage List 2007 E90 335xi [0.00] 1991 325iX [0.00]	Haha, awesome thread! Ok, I'm going to nerd the hell out and actually post what I would consider to give me the best chance of survival. This takes into consideration a couple of assumptions though: -- Zombies are NOT slow as all hell. Anyone ever see 28 Days Later, or play Left 4 Dead? -- Zombies DO NOT possess the mental capacities of their human counterparts, e.g. cannot operate heavy machinery, use technology, etc. -- You are NOT Solid Snake, e.g. NO HEADBAND OF INFINITE AMMO! -- Likewise, consumable resources must be replenished as needed. -- Only TWO weapons allowed, per xxForgedxx's original post. -- Armor is NOT included in this list. With that said, here would be my list, along with the reasons for my choice. 1) IMI Tavor T.A.R. 21 w/ M203 40mm HE grenade launcher Fires the common 5.56x45 rounds, so ammo is relatively plentiful, but is more accurate and reliable than the M4 Carbine. Standard rail allows attachment of various scopes, laser sights, etc. Bullpup design allows for the versatility and quick maneuverability of an SMG, but with muzzle velocity of a rifle. 2) Hanwei/Paul Chen Han Dynasty Sword High carbon, hand-forged K120C Damascus steel sword from the Hanwei forge in China. Lightweight, durable, and incredibly sharp. (This thing cuts through stainless steel!) While a katana might be a better choice for strength, I favor the a dual-edge straight sword, as I'm faster with it than a katana. Go here for more info. 3) Hummer H1 Alpha Have to agree with xxForgedxx's choice here. While the 550-575 miles-per-tank aren't spectacular, it should at least get you where you need to go, and it is capable of driving over rubble, especially after zombies have torn the cities apart. I have no idea how you guys with low-slung exotics are going to go anywhere when there are no decent roads left. 4) Zhang Ziyi This one was surprisingly difficult. I wanted to find someone who was beautiful, yet was able to take care of herself in a pinch. I figure all that martial arts training for her movies has to help a little bit, right? 5) Lust for Blood - Gackt Fitting, ne? 6) TBD __________________ Last edited by Xiaofeng; 01-20-2009 at 01:14 AM..
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pnguyen First Lieutenant 47 Rep 366 Posts Drives: 911 GT3 Join Date: Mar 2007 Location: Northern California iTrader: (2)	Ok OK my turn. 1: HK416, a lot more durable and reliable than the standard M4 but has the same feel as a standard M4, same field stripping so if shit hits the fan I know how to take it apart and make it work. Gotta have the attached grenade launcher too. 2: HK MP7, small gun, good for close quarters and shoots a larger round then a standard SMG, good for busting domes! 3: Stryker, if this thing can survive a RPG, it can hold up to some zombies. Plenty of room to hold my ammo and supplies. 4: DUH! 5: Da Rockwilder 6: DI DI MAO!!! Last edited by pnguyen; 01-21-2009 at 01:01 PM..
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