[JayKay335i]

Originally Posted by Socale92

sperm bank

He only has a 3.0, nobodies going to want his jizz.

[CollinsE90]

Originally Posted by JayKay335i

Hi, welcome to the OT section.

Your response sucks. Now GTFO.

i get so tired of threads that can be answered by a gas station clerk

[JayKay335i]

Originally Posted by CollinsE90

i get so tired of threads that can be answered by a gas station clerk

I'll never get tired of being a douchebag between neuro lectures.

[CollinsE90]

Originally Posted by JayKay335i

I'll never get tired of being a douchebag between neuro lectures.

and ill never get tired of holding OT down when you are in the lecture

[JayKay335i]

Originally Posted by CollinsE90

and ill never get tired of holding OT down when you are in the lecture

I just discovered spankwire this week. I cant believe I've never known about it.

And I got a 96 on my neurophys text. BITCHESSS

[CollinsE90]

Originally Posted by JayKay335i

I just discovered spankwire this week. I cant believe I've never known about it.

And I got a 96 on my neurophys text. BITCHESSS

yeh my faves are

xvideos
spankwire
youjizz
redtube
porntube
and bangbros(friend pays yearly and i have the UN/PW)

[JayKay335i]

Win. This thread will satisfy my masturbatory needs for the foreseeable future.

Plus, unlike OP, I can sell my jizz for $$$$

Edit: Do sperm banks have wifi?

[CollinsE90]

Originally Posted by JayKay335i

Win. This thread will satisfy my masturbatory needs for the foreseeable future.

Plus, unlike OP, I can sell my jizz for $$$$

Edit: Do sperm banks have wifi?

never been, but possible... doubt they still have the D- porn mags

oh and pornhub.com

[Freakazoid]

Originally Posted by CollinsE90

i get so tired of threads that can be answered by a gas station clerk

+1. Imagine this scenario if you will.
Guy pulls up to a gas station in a 335i. Goes into the gas station and asks the attendant "How can I make $600 a month? I don't want to have to work a real job"

Now do you nay-sayers realize why people react to threads like this? This is essentially what the guy is doing. Mommy and daddy bought him a car, and he's trying to skate by.....

sorry bad day.

[JayKay335i]

Good thing I have a test tomorrow or my arm would be too sore to take notes. Back to work. Bah.

[JayKay335i]

Originally Posted by Freakazoid

+1. Imagine this scenario if you will.
Guy pulls up to a gas station in a 335i. Goes into the gas station and asks the attendant "How can I make $600 a month? I don't want to have to work a real job"

Now do you nay-sayers realize why people react to threads like this? This is essentially what the guy is doing. Mommy and daddy bought him a car, and he's trying to skate by.....

sorry bad day.

No, no. Say how you really feel about the OP. This is what this sections for. We already told him hes not getting into college and nobody wants his semen.

[CollinsE90]

Originally Posted by JayKay335i

No, no. Say how you really feel about the OP. This is what this sections for. We already told him hes not getting into college and nobody wants his semen.

hahahaha, damn i love some of the members on here...others not so much

[jopa489]

Originally Posted by JayKay335i

No, no. Say how you really feel about the OP. This is what this sections for. We already told him hes not getting into college and nobody wants his semen.

Hah! Didn't even realize this was the same person. Next thing you know, he'll be running to the Mods to get us all banned..

[CollinsE90]

Originally Posted by jopa489

Hah! Didn't even realize this was the same person. Next thing you know, he'll be running to the Mods to get us all banned..

he will have to make a thread to find out how to do that

[JayKay335i]

Originally Posted by jopa489

Hah! Didn't even realize this was the same person. Next thing you know, he'll be running to the Mods to get us all banned..

I'm going to tell the mods on you! You'll all be banned!! Just because I'm butthurt.

[Comet]

Originally Posted by JayKay335i

He only has a 3.0, nobodies going to want his jizz.

holy hell I am tearing of laughter!!!

Originally Posted by SantaPimp27

So you drive a 335 and you cant afford rent?

Sell your car and get something else for like 10 grand. Now you have money to pay rent

this!

or get ANY part time job
try working on your campus for example? McDs? gas attendant? or do what you normally do and ask your parents... :/ :/

600$ / month isn't hard to come by

[shipill]

sell your kidney

[windowsM]

Originally Posted by JayKay335i

He only has a 3.0, nobodies going to want his jizz.

Originally Posted by JayKay335i

Edit: Do sperm banks have wifi?

well played

[Hawkeye]

Haha, great thread. Seriously... driving a 335 and doesn't want to get a job to pay rent. WTF.

Give Plasma.

You don't have to be smart, just healthy! That will get you started at least, maybe not all the way there.

[Maestro]

Originally Posted by bunnn

On a more serious note, shouldn't most part time job be able to bring in $600 a month? Back in highschool, some of my friends worked at McD and brought in way more than that.

Last time I checked McD pays minimum wage which means you're working at least 80 hours a month to gross $600 it is more like 120hr a month to clear $600 and McD usually does not give anyone that many hours, they rather have lots of people with lower hours than having a few with lots since when one does not show which happens all the time it does not hurt as bad.

Here is a suggestion, if you play a sport and even if you do not, many local sport clubs hire Refs to ref their games on the weekend and during the week many time they pay them well. It is usually a flat fee so I would say Baseball would be the worse since games can drag on and basketball and Soccer are the best since games are a finite amount of time.

My son plays soccer and refs when he does not play and he is 15 and makes about $40 a game which are usually an 1hr to 1:15 and it all is cash and he makes pretty good money for part time and does not have a boss yelling at him. Grant it parents can sometimes get out of hand, but where we live my son can eject them and their kid form the game if they do not follow the rules.

[BoxerGT2.5]

Originally Posted by Socale92

sperm bank

This works and it's only about 1 hour of work per month after you figure in the mandatory 72hrs wait in between the donations. Problem is the abstaining from porn on the 3 cool down/recharging days.

[addy85]

man what has happened to the off topic section.

Op sell your car now, the car deserves better.