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| 09-12-2012, 07:19 AM | #1 |
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Wallet scam warning!
Thought I'd share this with you...
In Asda, whilst packing shopping into the car, you might be approached by 2 fit 18 year old Eastern European girls in tight, tiny tops. They wash your windscreen with their tits up against the window and ask for a lift to the next Asda as payment. On the way they will strip off and perform oral sex on each other, then one will climb into the front and suck you off whilst the other one steals your wallet! I had my wallet stolen last Thursday, Friday, Saturday and twice on Sunday, then once again today, so be careful! P.S you can buy faux leather wallets for 99p in savers... |
| 09-12-2012, 07:23 AM | #2 |
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which Asda store?....
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| 09-12-2012, 07:25 AM | #3 |
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I think the last time that did the rounds it was paking at the forum in your chariot.
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| 09-12-2012, 07:40 AM | #6 |
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I had this at Sainsburys.. Now I have a wart on my cock..
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| 09-12-2012, 09:28 AM | #7 |
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I think I must stop going to Tesco and Sainsburry.
Right, Only Asda from today.
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| 09-12-2012, 11:27 AM | #9 |
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English trolling?
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