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      04-19-2013, 02:14 AM   #1
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Cool NSFW: Where Do You See This Going...







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      04-19-2013, 02:32 AM   #2
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That's pretty cool!!
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      04-19-2013, 06:59 AM   #3
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why didn't I think of that!! lol, they are going to be rich
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      04-19-2013, 07:15 AM   #4
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Bah, BS. Pointless.
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      04-19-2013, 09:44 AM   #5
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My sound is off. I'm assuming the phone is vibrating her underwear and shit. I'd screw with it on my GF at a big family dinner out at an expensive restaurant
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      04-19-2013, 11:14 AM   #6
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brilliant.
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      04-19-2013, 03:28 PM   #7
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Well....this will make my therapist another cool $100k!
The woman makes her money from anorexics and i'm quoting her "Women who only have long distance relationships" aka boyfriend in a bag.
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... A new wave of Japanese porn most likely.
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      04-20-2013, 12:16 AM   #9
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I can already see how this is going to turn out in the Porn Industry. They are going to have those Live Chat girls with the Fundawear on, and Men are going to pay HUGE bucks to be able to control the Funderwear for an X amount of time.

Or the opposite. Men are going to pay POrn Stars to control their Fundawear.

Genius Invention...
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Preordering a pair now... Lol jk
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Thanks OP now I have a raging hard boner.
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My Wife and I are going to get them... Looks fun! She thought it was pretty neat.
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gee I should have patent that idea back in the 90's, use to have pager foreplay.It worked like this. Sent a pager text message saying stick it in you pants and wait, Then send more text pager messages and made the pager vibrate.

Yeah cute idea but the novelty wears off fast.
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