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Funny love quotes
|01-22-2006, 04:09 AM||#1|
Drives: E90 335i
Join Date: Nov 2005
Location: Around the Bay
Funny love quotes
A girl I know sent me these quotes. I thought they're pretty funny. enjoy
Love: The most fun you can have without laughing.
How do you know if a man's sexually satisfied? He's snoring.
What do men consider foreplay?
A kiss is a lovely trick designed by nature to stop speech
when words become superfluous.
If you want me to fall for you,
you got to give me something worth tripping over
If being in love was a crime,
I would be guilty as charged
Before you fall in love,
make surer there is someone there to catch you
If a rose is supposed to represent love,
then why does it wither up and die?
Friends are like bras,
They're close to your heart and there for support.
Sometimes I wonder if men and women really suit each other.
Perhaps they should live next door and just visit now and then.
Honeymoon: A short period of doting between dating and debating.
Love: the delusion that one woman differs from another.
Love is a fire. But whether it is going to warm your heart
or burn down your house, you can never tell.
No man is truly married until he understands every word his wife is NOT saying.
It's been so long since I made love,
I can't even remember who gets tied up.
Love is like pi - natural, irrational,and very important.
Love me for my mind and not my body
play with my body and not my mind
I don't know if I like you
I don't know if I care
All I know is your really hot
And its hard not to stare
I want to drink from your loving cup
Swear I'll never give you up
Steal all your kisses underneath the moon
I want to lie here close to you look at what you made me do
Darling you're the reason why
I drink, swear, steal and lie
Some kiss behind the garden gate
cuz love is blind but the neighbors aint
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