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      05-01-2015, 12:02 PM   #1
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YOUR worst nightmare

Used to be, those of you here at E90Post can at least rebut all and any snarky comment I make about y'all and your car by saying "shut your trap HACK you don't own an E9X." (I did have an E92 328i a while back)

Well, you can't say that anymore.

If y'all think I was obnoxious, self-centered, egotistic and don't know what I am talking about...Go ask the Zpost guys how insufferable I am there. That blue car has been in the garage for nearly 9 years. 12 freakin years they have had to put up with me (I owned a 2003 Z4 3.0i before the M)...Well, now you will all feel the wrath because I am back in an E90, and back with a VENGEANCE.



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      05-01-2015, 12:04 PM   #2
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Glad to have you back. I doubt I'm the only one, but is that an XI or D?
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Glad to have you back. I doubt I'm the only one, but is that an XI or D?
I'll give you a hint. There's about 700 ft-lbs of torque in the picture, not counting the little girl's bike that's hidden behind the MZ4 Coupe.
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oh, I can tell this is going to be good..
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      05-01-2015, 12:17 PM   #7
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You live in Jamaica??

If so

3

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1

Anddddddd

Gone!!!

Check your garage, car's are probably stolen by now.
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You live in Jamaica??

If so

3

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Anddddddd

Gone!!!

Check your garage, car's are probably stolen by now.
Here's another hint.

"Oh your girlfriend's name is Wendy too?"

Google that and you'll understand.
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Here's another hint.

"Oh your girlfriend's name is Wendy too?"

Google that and you'll understand.
yeah the old penis joke.. I'm 35, heard that shit in like the 6th grade..



corrections.. shit I'm 36.. stopped counting years ago..
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Cool cars, and please don't scare us . We are only car enthusiasts looking to have fun. May the bmw gods bless you.
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I have no idea what the point of this thread is.
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      05-01-2015, 12:52 PM   #13
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I have no idea what the point of this thread is.
It's to draw all your attention back to the fact I am an attention whore, and like all attention whores on internet forums, I MUST make some grand announcement when I leave, and I also must make some sort of grand announcement that I am BACK even though no one really gives a rat's ass.

That, and for those who ARE familiar with "my work," just pointing out the "you don't even own an E9X" argument won't work against me anymore.
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      05-01-2015, 12:55 PM   #14
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Did you own an e46 around Y2K? There was a guy on the forums back then with that username.
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lol priceless.... ahhh internet, what shall you give me next...
Will Wheaton, is that you?
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Hack, so show us a photo of the garages to the left. 6 or 8 more bays is what it'll take to put me in my place.
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Did you own an e46 around Y2K? There was a guy on the forums back then with that username.
I have no idea what you're talking about.

That other "drama queen" The HACK had zero clue...Kept flaunting the fact that he owns TWO E46es, and one of the E46 had just about EVERY mod under the sun (AC Schnitzer springs, Bilstein HD shocks, UUC Swaybars, Wilwood big brake kit, Conforti intake and chip, Remus Exhaust, UUC AND B&M short shifter, all apparently 'hacked' together by him) as evidence that he's an expert on all things E46.

That can't possibly be ME. I'm not dumb enough to live through an E30 318is, Z3 1.9L, 2x E46es, Z4 3.0i, E60 545i, MZ4 Coupe, E92 328i, 2 alternators, 1 radiator, 5 batteries, 1 starter, 3 water pumps, 1 clutch, 1 VANOS unit, countless brake jobs, and after probably tens of thousands of parts and repairs later only to come back to BMW again...Can I?

No way am I that stupid.
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I have no idea what you're talking about.

That other "drama queen" The HACK had zero clue...Kept flaunting the fact that he owns TWO E46es, and one of the E46 had just about EVERY mod under the sun (AC Schnitzer springs, Bilstein HD shocks, UUC Swaybars, Wilwood big brake kit, Conforti intake and chip, Remus Exhaust, UUC AND B&M short shifter, all apparently 'hacked' together by him) as evidence that he's an expert on all things E46.

That can't possibly be ME. I'm not dumb enough to live through an E30 318is, Z3 1.9L, 2x E46es, Z4 3.0i, E60 545i, MZ4 Coupe, E92 328i, 2 alternators, 1 radiator, 5 batteries, 1 starter, 3 water pumps, 1 clutch, 1 VANOS unit, countless brake jobs, and after probably tens of thousands of parts and repairs later only to come back to BMW again...Can I?

No way am I that stupid.

Oh we think you are.
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I have no idea what you're talking about.

That other "drama queen" The HACK had zero clue...Kept flaunting the fact that he owns TWO E46es, and one of the E46 had just about EVERY mod under the sun (AC Schnitzer springs, Bilstein HD shocks, UUC Swaybars, Wilwood big brake kit, Conforti intake and chip, Remus Exhaust, UUC AND B&M short shifter, all apparently 'hacked' together by him) as evidence that he's an expert on all things E46.

That can't possibly be ME. I'm not dumb enough to live through an E30 318is, Z3 1.9L, 2x E46es, Z4 3.0i, E60 545i, MZ4 Coupe, E92 328i, 2 alternators, 1 radiator, 5 batteries, 1 starter, 3 water pumps, 1 clutch, 1 VANOS unit, countless brake jobs, and after probably tens of thousands of parts and repairs later only to come back to BMW again...Can I?

No way am I that stupid.
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It's to draw all your attention back to the fact I am an attention whore, and like all attention whores on internet forums, I MUST make some grand announcement when I leave, and I also must make some sort of grand announcement that I am BACK even though no one really gives a rat's ass.

That, and for those who ARE familiar with "my work," just pointing out the "you don't even own an E9X" argument won't work against me anymore.
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finally a troll that advertises he is one lol
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