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      02-23-2006, 05:38 PM   #1
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Budget Cuts

Faced with budget cuts, an executive decides that he has to fire one of his employees. Finally, after much soul-searching, he narrows the candidates down to either Debra or Jack.
Since Debra and Jack are equally qualified and both do an excellent job, the executive decides that he'll can the first of the two to use the water cooler the next morning.
Debra comes in the next day with a fierce hangover. She heads straight for the cooler to get some water to take an aspirin with.
The executive calls her over. "Debra, I've never done this before," he says, "but I have to lay you or Jack off."
"Could you please jack off?" Debra replies. "I feel like shit."
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