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      02-04-2011, 01:37 PM   #1365
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So you can't buy procede or jb3 over the counter?

I'm so confused right now because of blacksheep.

This concert is good though.
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      02-04-2011, 01:55 PM   #1366
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So you can't buy procede or jb3 over the counter?

I'm so confused right now because of blacksheep.

This concert is good though.
Hey WERND - WTF? How the heck did I confuse you about where to buy a procede or JB3, man !?!

I am sure this forum has a section other than a cosmetic section to show off LED lights and angel eyes that allows you to order one.

JB3 and Procede are auto-tunes like T-Pain and can be purchased on itunes. Cobb is non auto-tune like some Wiz Khalifa (black and yellow, black and yellow - holler) that you have to buy in da hood, y0!

Does this help !?!

Also please don't buy Procede - You will "proceed" to make that douchebag Indian Vishnu rich. I can say that coz I am Indian. Its not racial. Whassup now, huh?

This forum has some great smilies to choose from. I love using them!
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      02-04-2011, 06:07 PM   #1367
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That's T-Pain in the E30, peeps. So, now the E30 has auto-tune as well....LOL
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      02-05-2011, 09:45 AM   #1368
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But I thought the bfr said I could
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      02-05-2011, 10:09 AM   #1369
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But I thought the bfr said I could
Dude, really - He is all about corvettes and shit - cannot believe he mentions those disgusting vehicles in this elite forum.

Worse yet, he said he misses his STi -


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      02-06-2011, 11:39 AM   #1370
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<--- not a fan of Vishnu either (feelings predate meeting blacksheep)

For the E9x N54 + JB3 I was wrong. You can add meth injection without getting a specific tune because it has maps/logic for that. But you can still get a custom tune done either on your own if you have the know how or by a turning house if you have the additional RS232/USB cable ($35) and software.

KC JB/Proceed is not the same a piggybacks of old, why more brains now then in our early barbaric days with WRX/EVO/DSM.

Still stand by other comments on what meth does and that it is the cats ass. Lastly all cars, especially Ferrari's are < corvettes. (That was just for you B-rye)
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      02-06-2011, 11:46 PM   #1371
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Am I retarded or is a JB a tune...........
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      02-07-2011, 02:59 PM   #1372
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Yes you are, it is not a flash like a Cobb or others were in the WRX/STI world ;P

http://www.burgertuning.com/ See link for info, the JB4 is just coming out.
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speaking of auto-tune...

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      02-07-2011, 10:11 PM   #1374
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This is better
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      02-07-2011, 11:22 PM   #1375
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Troy wins, far more T&A
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      02-08-2011, 01:42 PM   #1376
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has anyone upgraded their JB3 harness to a JB4? it looks like a bitch messing with the wires
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      02-08-2011, 01:49 PM   #1377
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Welcome to 1998, Troy. This is why you are stuck with STi and Evo tuning. You need to be in 2011 which is all AUTO TUNE...

FU, Jer. I win!
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      02-09-2011, 09:21 AM   #1378
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Beeemer you turns out I might be yelling at another Dodge representative...

http://www.autoblog.com/2011/02/09/c...-charger-srt8/


Unoriginal cock suckers!
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      02-09-2011, 01:37 PM   #1379
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That front end looks like an Evo X !?!

Actually, the lines on the door make it look more like a GT-R along with that front end. So, the bastards copied Nissan in addition.

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2012 GT-R

Fugging aye - Small changes, but amazing results!

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      02-09-2011, 10:18 PM   #1381
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The SRT-8 is hawt!
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      02-10-2011, 09:22 AM   #1382
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I assume thats beemer setting fire to your mullet, Troy!
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      02-10-2011, 03:24 PM   #1383
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Well at least dodge neutered it like usual... Auto stick aka automatic with 5 second gear change, adjusting soft suspension, 20" BLING, and a shitty interior. Good try dodge but you failed again.
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      02-10-2011, 03:53 PM   #1384
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So, I am sitting in a giant meeting room at 1:00 pm where we are kicking off UAT for one of my projects.

Across me sits this lady who looks very familiar. Off late, I have been running into her more than once and I feel like I know her, but cannot place her.

So, I start going thru the attendees on the agenda I have checking off people, I know - then all of a sudden I stumble across a last name thats very familar. It all comes to me then. I look up surprised and she looks at me and I say rather loudly "Wait, Troy's wife!?!"

LOL

Troy - I did not know Kathy worked at Aviva, mang! DSM is such a small world.

BTW Nehru - Does Karissa still work here? I have not seen her around much anymore.
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Well at least dodge neutered it like usual... Auto stick aka automatic with 5 second gear change, adjusting soft suspension, 20" BLING, and a shitty interior. Good try dodge but you failed again.
Is that 5 speed auto in it. I think even a Honda Oddyssey has a 6 spd auto in it...lulz
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      02-11-2011, 05:12 AM   #1386
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Happy to see the 1M in Chicago is Orange, the exact car I want!!!! Hope it's a good orange.......
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