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      07-05-2008, 12:29 AM   #1
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A kill that will never be forgotten! 650i dies

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All sentences and thoughts invoked through this post are hereby declared false and made up. I encourage safe driving and highly recommended not to drive in the manner depicted in the ficticious story below.

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So....you already know the challenger car, but you'll never guess who the challenger was - A bunch of OLD LADIES!!! LMAO - this is the 4th of july so I'm just cruising around with my top down....and I see this 650i vert roll past me - I think nothing of it, but just to give it a chuckle, we're going through an underpass, and I push it and let them old grannies hear my exhaust roar.... but it's only for a few secs and I think nothing of it....

I'm happily driving and SUDDENLY that fking HUGE ASS 650i comes hauling it's ass in front of me and cuts me off! I was like damn, granny you don't know what you're getting yourself into....yea you got a v8 and all, but it aint no M6.....

NEXT THING YOU KNOW SHE throws up the FINGER!!! I WAS LIKE WTF!!!:finger:
me: IT'S ON BIZATCHES!!



side comment: I had just passed the 650i before and was like aww how nice, a few old ladies on their drive back home from the 4th of july fireworks....WRONG

So it guns in front and I shift into sport mode, adrenaline is pumping through my veins like coffee through starbucks! senses alert like a hawk, ready to attack any moment I get....

Those old hags are still giving me the finger...me: pfft...downshift to 2nd, we're at around 35-40 and i'm on her ass like white on rice, glue on a gluestick, like....you get the point...

We stop at a signal I'm still behind her, and there are several vehicles surrounding us, and then the signal turns green, my rear roars it's twin turbos as it takes off behind her........take off 0-60 of a minivan that's in front of both of us, and some old ass car in the other lane....so I'm still there and then next thing you know, she guns it to the right lane, I creep up and noticed her lane is slowing....THIS IS THE CRAZY PART - HIGHLY NOT RECOMMENDED - so there are two cars in front, one in the left (my lane) and one in the right (650i's lane) and I see them drifting apart as the lane turns from a 2 lane to a 3 lane, and I punch it and let my bavarian fury roar as I narrowly pass between the vehicles.

I look in the mirror and the 650i is becoming a fathom of my imagination as it's heavy ass is trying to catch up, I put up my long john finger of victory as I floor it....triple digit speeds...(driving by the speed limit is the law, exceeding it may get you a ticket, jail time, or even death, do not drive wreckless).

Finally I slow down to a stop and make a right turn on my exit road to victory........Kill complete.

to those old hags:



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Driver: E93 335i Convertible
Challenger: E64 650i Convertible

To the mods: sorry if this is in the wrong section - if it goes against any rules of the forums, you can delete, but like aforementioned, this is a made up story.

Last edited by darkphantom; 07-07-2008 at 01:47 PM.
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      07-05-2008, 12:38 AM   #2
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haha that was fun to read
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      07-05-2008, 12:42 AM   #3
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Damn, I'm going to try this tomorrow so I can be just like you!
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      07-05-2008, 12:54 AM   #4
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A police officer in a mask, maybe? They know who we bmw people race.
We search for them "older" couple. Much less weight, more competition.
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      07-05-2008, 01:30 AM   #5
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lol...yeah haha...but it was just hilarious to see CRAZY old ladies....and I thought older folk were nice...
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How old were they, anyway? We all have different perception of "old"
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      07-05-2008, 01:58 AM   #7
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these ladies looked 60+ easily and you know what they say about looks with women, add +10 to their age LOL - especially those that can afford nice fancy cars, sure must have hell of a makeup cabinet
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      07-05-2008, 02:15 AM   #8
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HAHAHA, another quality post darkphantom
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lmao nice "made-up" story!
i am liking the disclaimer!
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Hey, if it brings a laugh to even one person - this post is a success....hehe
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Legend wait for it..................DARY


You are a champ bro that was pure epic.
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Great made up story.
Very nice read!
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shouldve videotaped
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these ladies looked 60+ easily and you know what they say about looks with women, add +10 to their age LOL
"if a girl says she's 26 and looks 26... she's damn near 40"
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"If a girl says she's 18 and looks 14... ... ..." ???
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"If a girl says she's 18 and look 14... ???
lol, that's the exclusion...
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hahahah. that would have been sweeter if it was a real story!
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of course, but then it would just be wreckless driving...which by the way I do not encourage....
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So is that story real or some cute way of pretending you look like less of an idiot for street racing?
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hahaha. nice ficticious story!
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So is that story real or some cute way of pretending you look like less of an idiot for street racing?
take it how you will, it's posted and readers are entitled to their opinion/conclusions.
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