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      07-31-2008, 10:44 AM   #1
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What is the most awful thing you have said/done while drunk? or sober.

As the thread says...I got a little bit drunk to the point of feeling unusual, and nailed a cathrine wheel to the back of a hotel lift and sent it down to reception after they refused us any more to drink in the bar.

For some reason after that, I then shit in the waste paper bin rather than the toilet and through it out the window onto the people who had been evacuated by the fire alarms going off.

I did not know they were there, as I was a bit drunk.

I then asked all the other guests outside what they were doing in my lounge and promptly passed out.

Obviously none of this was my fault.

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      07-31-2008, 12:00 PM   #4
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jumped off a beer garden wall thinking i could fly and then finding out quite obviously i couldnt as i crashed through a picnic table type thing and sent drinks all over a group of people (some family, who happened to be at wedding reception).... ooops

... my excuse ? ... well i was 16, young and stupid ... oh and had necked about 10 bottles of Newcastle Brown which had something to do with it
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put my older brother to bed once pissed right up, he woke up went down to the bar in just his pants, forgot himself, what a right prat lol
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Excellent cd,good effort!

KL2DC, very good!
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Excellent cd,good effort!
thanks

you get top mark too , bonus ones because it was in a hotel ( i have a hotel incedent too to tell, but wont because it would offend some people ... oh dear what happens when the 'free all evening hospitality cocktails start flowing' )
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Do tell CD, I think this thread will give viv something to do at some stage.
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wrecked my 335xi

i regret this decision and am fortunate only property was damaged...
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I met a nice young lady many years ago whilst away with the lads on the Costa del Sol. An evening getting her drunk ending with us spending a night of passion together (she may have had a different opinion). I awoke in the early hours of the morning to find I had emptied the contents of my bowel over her and the bed.
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Last Saturday, during a night out with 16 people at the local Chinese, after 12 mojito's in the pub beforehand with my mate, I suddenly looked up and in a loud voice proclaimed "I woke up this morning with the best erection I have had since 1989....then I went for a piss and lost it"

I then repeated this throughout the evening to anyone who would listen and some others who would not. A lady on the way to the toilet seemed quite interested. A family of northern types did not.

Once again not my fault in any way.

I had had a great evening.

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As the thread says...I got a little bit drunk to the point of feeling unusual, and nailed a cathrine wheel to the back of a hotel lift and sent it down to reception after they refused us any more to drink in the bar.

For some reason after that, I then shit in the waste paper bin rather than the toilet and through it out the window onto the people who had been evacuated by the fire alarms going off.

I did not know they were there, as I was a bit drunk.

I then asked all the other guests outside what they were doing in my lounge and promptly passed out.

Obviously none of this was my fault.
dont feel bad I was @ a college party drinking heavely and a really hot girl was talking to me and showed me to her place (two doors down) and we grab a few beers head back to the party where I guess I pooped on a grill in the front yard passed out and pissed my self in the living rm and never made back to her room where I said I would meet her the next morning I woke up to ppl yelling and bitching about who took the biggest solid shit they had ever seen on there grill lol I very quitely snuck out the back door
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Personally I've been very boring in this department. Thrown up on the other half's suit and one Christmas Eve on a pub crawl was adamant I'd developed a limp - I was walking along with one foot in the gutter. Just tend to get stupid and giggle like a school girl.

A friend though - Whilst away at an Ipswich hotel we all got a bit drunk but this bloke got very drunk. In the hotel foyer for some reason there was a full size wooden horse. . Said friend decided it would be 'interesting' to endeavour to 'mount' said horse but NOT in the normal sense. So promptly dropped his trousers and proceded to attempt to perform an act of beastiality on the horse. He then collapsed on the floor with his 'flag pole flying' Needless to say the hotel staff were not impressed.
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I did something similar carlos and punched though a 1 inch thich glass emergency light and up through the floor.My hand got stuck and lots of blood dripped until they got my hand out! happy days.

Excellent willhollin, good man.
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Was it an attractive horse? was the saddle clean?

Is beastiality wrong?

I have a mate who is sexually attracted to badgers, handilly his gentleman's excuse me is just like an earth worm.

Whilst dining downstairs on a lady friend, so to speak, I passed out mid munch, woke up about 1hr later, carried on for a bit, yacked up, passed out again, and then asked if everything was ok last night, in the morning.

Once again, this was not my fault.
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Attractive - dunno, but from what I remember he'd have been struggling to find an orifice.

Friggin hell - you old romantic you. Least you carried on I suppose. Won't ask why you yacked up - back to clean saddles me thinks.
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No, it was as clean as a whistle, just a bit much to drink.

Thank you for your kind words about carrying on, if only all ladies of indeterminate age were as understanding as you!
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this was years ago, but I picked up a girl in a local bar and hung out with her all night, her friends were leaving and she asked me to take her home later. So we make it out to the car at the end of the night and end up doing the deed in my car in the parking lot, then she said she had to go to the bathroom and was going to go back in real quick, as soon as she went back in I took off, leaving her without a ride. Can't really say I feel bad about it either
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