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      01-03-2009, 10:14 PM   #23
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OK ...No fap fap books needed.
Can I bring this chicken along? No sharing, though
Sure, I'll be a married man and she won't ever be away from me so I couldn't get away with it if I wanted to.
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2. GOL Sniper.


3. Hummer H1


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5. Highway to Hell


6. Battle Cry: "FIRST"
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1.Gatling Gun

2. Chuck Norris

3.Big Foot

4.Adriana Lima

5.Three Drives on a Vinyl - Greece 2000

6. SH*T JUST GOT REAL!!!
oh my shit you are the man. i agree with everything except the theme song!
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let me say this before posting: my knowledge of firearms consists entirely of what i see on futureweapons.

primary weapon: barrett M468

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backup weapon: atchisson assault shotgun

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sex slave: jessica alba

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my battle cry: SUCK MY BALLS YOU ZOMBIE FUCKS
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Sorry no can do. She is my wife, you must bring fap fap books or that chicken in your sig. Unless you can find a hottie that is thicker in a short amount of time, there is one more seat. And we can always use her to feed to the zombies in case we get stuck in mud or something. She can be your play toy, or he... whatever your thing is but I'm sorry. Rachel is mine, all mine.
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1. M4 w/ grenade launcher

2. Flame thrower

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4. Alessandra Ambrosio

5. umm highway to hell...
6. YIPPEE KI YAY MOTHER FUCKER
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1. ShotGun


2. Secondary, Nuclear missile (no one thought of this?)


3. Get away Vehicle.


4.Bitch to bang all day (Keri Hilson)


5. Im a Monster and I'll Eat you Alive- Lil' Wayne
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ahh the chick from resident evil. Great choice, sexy as hell and a complete bad ass.
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1.) Main Weapon: AR15 with suppressor and a KAC Masterkey.

2.) Backup: 1911 in .45 ACP (also suppressed)

3.) Vehicle: Stryker with mounted M2 and Mk19

4.) Jessica Alba, Kate Beckinsale, Alessandra Ambrosio, Grace Park, Eva Longoria, whatever, I'm not too picky. Would help if they know how to shoot too...

5.) Theme songs (hard to narrow it down, so I picked 3...)
a.) "Die Motherfucker Die" by Dope
b.) "Bodies" by Drowning Pool
c.) "Down with the Sickness" by Disturbed.


6.) Battle Cry "GET SOME!!"


(Note: I'd have way more gear than that.......)
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You just got killed by a daewoo lanos motha fucka!


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1. Main weapon
THIS M4

2. Backup weapon

3. Vehicle
Batmobile (HELLS FUCKING YA)

4. Babe to repopulate earth with
Mila Kunis

5. Theme song
I Will Survive

and Can't touch this

6. Battle cry
You just got killed by a daewoo lanos motha fucka!


And JYI I have my basement stocked already.
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Why is no one choosing a sustainable back-up weapon? aka melee weapons. There will be millions of zombies. You'll eventually run out of bullets.

Some of you haven't thought through your choices enough, methinks.

Edit* And why the hell do some of you have sniper rifles? When would you ever need to snipe zombies? They are slow as shit.

More of you need to read this book.
http://www.amazon.com/Zombie-Surviva.../dp/1400049628


As outlined per ch. 2 of the book, and clearly illustrated on the cover. The best 2 weapons of choice for a sudden zombie invasion is an M1 Carbine and a Machete. Although, I'm willing to accept the M4 is a substitute for the M1.
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Sorry no can do. She is my wife, you must bring fap fap books or that chicken in your sig. Unless you can find a hottie that is thicker in a short amount of time, there is one more seat. And we can always use her to feed to the zombies in case we get stuck in mud or something. She can be your play toy, or he... whatever your thing is but I'm sorry. Rachel is mine, all mine.
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Why is no one choosing a sustainable back-up weapon? aka melee weapons. There will be millions of zombies. You'll eventually run out of bullets.

Some of you haven't thought through your choices enough, methinks.

Edit* And why the hell do some of you have sniper rifles? When would you ever need to snipe zombies? They are slow as shit.

More of you need to read this book.
http://www.amazon.com/Zombie-Surviva.../dp/1400049628


As outlined per ch. 2 of the book, and clearly illustrated on the cover. The best 2 weapons of choice for a sudden zombie invasion is an M1 Carbine and a Machete. Although, I'm willing to accept the M4 is a substitute for the M1.
play fallout 3! haha

sledgehammers, baseball bat, pool stick, swords, etc
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Why is no one choosing a sustainable back-up weapon? aka melee weapons. There will be millions of zombies. You'll eventually run out of bullets.

Some of you haven't thought through your choices enough, methinks.

Edit* And why the hell do some of you have sniper rifles? When would you ever need to snipe zombies? They are slow as shit.

More of you need to read this book.

As outlined per ch. 2 of the book, and clearly illustrated on the cover. The best 2 weapons of choice for a sudden zombie invasion is an M1 Carbine and a Machete. Although, I'm willing to accept the M4 is a substitute for the M1.
M1 Carbine? That would be a total last resort choice. Good luck finding ammo for it. At least with an AR15 or M4 you'd have the military armories as potential supply sources.

And who says that zombies are slow as shit? Ever see "I am Legend"? They didn't look that slow to me.

It is a silly thread anyway, because like I said, I'd have way more gear than the simple list noted above. My BOB (bail out bag) has more stuff in it, including your melee weapons/tools (entrenching tool, axe, etc.) The BOB is for when Mt Rainier erupts, or the big earthquake finally hits Puget Sound, not for a zombie outbreak.

The zombie outbreak has been happening for many years down in Olympia (the state seat of government.....)

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M1 Carbine? That would be a total last resort choice. Good luck finding ammo for it. At least with an AR15 or M4 you'd have the military armories as potential supply sources.

And who says that zombies are slow as shit? Ever see "I am Legend"? They didn't look that slow to me.

It is a silly thread anyway, because like I said, I'd have way more gear than the simple list noted above. My BOB (bail out bag) has more stuff in it, including your melee weapons/tools (entrenching tool, axe, etc.) The BOB is for when Mt Rainier erupts, or the big earthquake finally hits Puget Sound, not for a zombie outbreak.

The zombie outbreak has been happening for many years down in Olympia (the state seat of government.....)

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