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      01-06-2009, 01:50 PM   #45
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"I am legend" was more like vampires... not zombies... Last I recalled, zombies can operate in the day light...
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1. shotgun or a couple of 9mms(something light that will not restrict mobility)
2. Sharp ass sword/machete or baseball bat( to chop off some heads close range)
3. hummer or toyota thundra.
4. Jessica Alba or one of those asian chicks with huge real boobs.
5. "this could be anywhere in the world" by Alexis on fire.
6. Eat this muthafukaaaaaaahz!!!!!!!!!!!
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Are these the slow moving zombies like in Resident Evil?
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I'd post on what I'd take but I'm afraid I don't have that much time... But I'll try and post a quick one.

1. Benelli M4 with Aimpoint red dot sight

2. Knights Armament SR-25 Sniper rifle system (www.knightarmco.com)

3 My sidearm - Mk23... duh

4. H1 with VIP armor plating and bullet proof glass

A supermodel or actress shouldn't be in a war zone so I choose a marine corps girl, hey at least she could grab a gun and help out...

and everyone knows you don't play music and scream battle cry's while in a gun battle...

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Magan Fox FTW!

You are aware of Megan Fox's nub thumbs right?




AND YES THAT IS REAL! Saw them on TV when she did a guest appearance on Two and a Half Men.



As for me,

Primary Weapon: (You need to take down mass hordes of Zombies at once)




Secondary Weapon: (For when the shit hits the fan and you need to go close up)



Get away vehicle: (can't choose between the two)




OR




I'd have my own floating city with a nearly unlimited fuel supply and shittons of planes.


Girl:




Theme Song:

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Battle Cry:

Yippe Ki Yay MOTHERFUCKERS!
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chuck norris is by far the best secondary.
What would you do if you ran into a zombified Chuck Noris?
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P90 would be the best close to mid range gun. I still think optimus prime is better though
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What would you do if you ran into a zombified Chuck Noris?
I would curl up into a ball and scream lol
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1. shotgun or a couple of 9mms(something light that will not restrict mobility)
2. Sharp ass sword/machete or baseball bat( to chop off some heads close range)
3. hummer or toyota thundra.
4. Jessica Alba or one of those asian chicks with huge real boobs.
5. "this could be anywhere in the world" by Alexis on fire.
6. Eat this muthafukaaaaaaahz!!!!!!!!!!!
someone else alelxisonfire????


crisis would be a good song too
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What would you do if you ran into a zombified Chuck Noris?
were all screwed
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1. AA-12 Automatic Shotgun

2. AK-47

3. M1 Abrams

4. Megan Fox! OMFG FTMFW
[IMG]http://www.collegec*********/wp-content/uploads/2007/06/06/megan-fox-panties.jpg[/IMG]
5. Theme Song: Queen - Princes of the Universe
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6. Battle Cry: AAAEEEEEGGGAGAGAEAEGAEGAGEGAHHHHHHHHH!!!!
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I just thought of a very fitting Theme Song:

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1. AA-12 Automatic Shotgun
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2. back up weapon: rpg


3. Vehicle: m8


4. Babe to repopulate earth with: kristin h.


5. Theme song: Zombie Apocalypse - breaking off fingers


6. Battle cry:
"make like a tree and get the fuck out!" -boondock saints
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Edit* And why the hell do some of you have sniper rifles? When would you ever need to snipe zombies? They are slow as shit.
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1. Main weapon - Golden Gun. 1 shot kill, and unlimited bullets. Duh.

2. Backup weapon - Proximity mines. Because zombies will never see that shit comming. Plus they're awesome.

3. Vehicle - CLK AMG Black Series. This really has nothing to do with the Zombies, I just want one. The auto will come in handy, though, when I'm blastin zombie fools with my golden gun. Also, Zombies may be quick - like in I Am Legend. You guys can dick around with your slow ass tanks and hummers, Im getting the fuck out of there with the quickness.

4. Babe to repopulate earth with - My first two choices (Adriana Lima, Mila Kunis) were taken, so I would have to go with bathroom strip girl. I got a warning from the mods, so I have to remove the epic gif that I posted here.
5. Backup girls (figures none of you homos thought about this) - Jenya and Liza from METart to fill in while bathroom strip girl is recovering. also, in case the zombies get her. they come as a package deal. I had to remove this picture as well.
6. Theme song - Underoath: Breathing In A New Mentality

7. Battle cry

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4.Kim Kardashian(cuz she is Bootylicious)
I'll pass on a chick that's already fucked the population before me (that means she banged out zombies before they were zombies)
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1. Main weapon - Golden Gun. 1 shot kill, and unlimited bullets. Duh.

2. Backup weapon - Proximity mines. Because zombies will never see that shit comming. Plus they're awesome.

3. Vehicle - CLK AMG Black Series. This really has nothing to do with the Zombies, I just want one. The auto will come in handy, though, when I'm blastin zombie fools with my golden gun. Also, Zombies may be quick - like in I Am Legend. You guys can dick around with your slow ass tanks and hummers, Im getting the fuck out of there with the quickness.

4. Babe to repopulate earth with - My first two choices (Adriana Lima, Mila Kunis) were taken, so I would have to go with bathroom strip girl.

5. Backup girls (figures none of you homos thought about this) - Jenya and Liza. to fill in while bathroom strip girl is recovering. also, in case the zombies get her. they come as a package deal.

6. Theme song - Underoath: Breathing In A New Mentality

7. Battle cry

lol good choice of everything!!!
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