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      01-07-2009, 03:05 PM   #67
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I would go with...

1. Main weapon...
AR15 M4... I already have one so why not, and for a backup I'll use an HK MP5...



2. Backup weapon if the backup fails would be soundwave (I'll just upgrade his ass with an ipod instead of the tape deck so I can bump some music while killing zombies)...



3. Vehicle
Ferrari F430, which has nothing to do with strategy, but if I'm about to die then f*ck it, why not...



4. Babe to repopulate earth with...
Hmm... Adriana Lima, Kate Beckinsale, etc were already taken so I'll just have to take one for the team and "settle" for Jennifer Love Hewitt...





Also, since its my job to repopulate the earth I'll also need a certified MILF to raise the kids so for that I'll take Carla Gugino...







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Drowning Pool - "Let the bodies hit the floor"

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6. Battle cry...
"I'd rather die on my feet than live on my knees."
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Hmm... Adriana Lima, Kate Beckinsale, etc were already taken so I'll just have to take one for the team and "settle" for Jennifer Love Hewitt...
you talking about Jennifer Love Cheeseburgers? Dude, this isnt 1999. Welcome to 2009:




Actually, this may not be such a bad idea. She's pretty stout, so she could probably hold her own against a pack of zombies if she had to. And eventually, food is going to get scarce, and it looks like shes carrying some nice ham-hawks and tenderloin. I hear we taste like chicken.
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you talking about Jennifer Love Cheeseburgers? Dude, this isnt 1999. Welcome to 2009:




Actually, this may not be such a bad idea. She's pretty stout, so she could probably hold her own against a pack of zombies if she had to. And eventually, food is going to get scarce, and it looks like shes carrying some nice ham-hawks and tenderloin. I hear we taste like chicken.
lol... you have really put a lot of thought into this, haven't you? I don't really keep up with the tabloid BS, but I did see a few scary ass pics of her when I google'd for those that I put up.
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lol... you have really put a lot of thought into this, haven't you? I don't really keep up with the tabloid BS, but I did see a few scary ass pics of her when I google'd for those that I put up.
I always put a lot of thought into my wimmenz.
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I always put a lot of thought into my wimmenz.
Hah... actually after seeing those pics you posted can you do me a favor and shoot her with the golden gun... I'll just bring Emmanuelle Chriqui instead...

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1. Main weapon
Since I know jack about guns... this looks sick
B&T MP9 Submachine gun


2. Backup weapon
Machete - the classic zombie weapon, no bullets to worry about


3. Vehicle
Unimog. Nothing... not even zombies will stand in your way. May as well get the Brabus one while we're at it.
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4. Babes to repopulate earth with
Alektra Blue

and Stormy Suicide


5. Theme song
A Static Lullaby - The Prestige


6. Battle cry
"the little hand says it's time to rock & roll!"
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Unimog. Nothing... not even zombies will stand in your way. May as well get the Brabus one while we're at it.
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Holy crap, Brabus does an Unimog too! D-A-Y-U-M!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!1
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4. Babe to repopulate earth with:
misa campo

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i change my number 4 to misa campo. cant believe no one picked her yet!
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5. Theme song
A Static Lullaby - The Prestige

wow they changed a lot.
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1.


the armor is pwnge...

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to light my cig...

3.


flux capacitor mod FTW

4.


(the obvious answer would be the GF, but I'm surprised none of you hornballs mentioned her... )

5.



6.

As the great Bubb Rubb had once said: "Woooo Wooooooooo!"

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wow they changed a lot.
Yeah... the new cd (Rattlesnake) is amazing. There older stuff was alright, but this is their first album that really impressed me.
Has a bit of a Maylene & The Sons of Disaster feel to it.
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ooh i wanna do another one of these
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you guys are forget the zombie fighter!

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1. M4 with a scope
2. nonstop broadcasting of lifetime movies (the zombies might just kill themselves)
3. e92 335i w/ an extra fuel pump
4. since repopulating the earth with one chick is going to take a while i choose the entire pussycat dolls
5. Cigaro by System of a Down
6. im going to put your asses into limp mode!
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you guys are forget the zombie fighter!

What are you talking about. She is the zombie.
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Secondary Weapon: (Stinger Missile)
I hate to be "that guy" but you know the Stinger is a ground to air missile right? So it would only be good at taking out flying zombies. You would be much better off with the Javelin surface to surface fire and forget missile. That would lay down some pwnage.



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(the obvious answer would be the GF, but I'm surprised none of you hornballs mentioned her... )
ummmmmm d00d she's taken.
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ummmmmm d00d she's taken.
Oh crap. I didnt even see that. That's not fair, I was only 20 mins late...

Haahaha. Fine, I shall post another...



leah dizon. kthxbai
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So essentially, if zombies attack the world, we'll have a caravan of drunken retards from E90post waving around automatic machine guns, lasers, autobots, and machetes, driving around in ferrarris and hummers, accompanied by a random assortment of hot women from around the world playing the dumbest victory mix of tiesto and AC/DC youve ever seen; all the while screaming " WOOTIPEE CAYAY DAWGIE DOO".

Awesome.
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