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      01-19-2009, 04:45 AM   #441
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in the second pic my mom is the one with the silly large fake boobies
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      01-19-2009, 07:10 AM   #442
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^^ WHat is the photographer taking photos of on the third picture?? You wifes ASS.
*must make a good album* (LMAO)

By the way congrats on your wedding. I am getting married Aug 15th.
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      01-19-2009, 07:25 AM   #443
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V nice keep postin!
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in the second pic my mom is the one with the silly large fake boobies
Stifler?
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i would think the train on her dress....
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^^ WHat is the photographer taking photos of on the third picture?? You wifes ASS.
*must make a good album* (LMAO)

By the way congrats on your wedding. I am getting married Aug 15th.
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      01-19-2009, 11:53 AM   #446
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in the second pic my mom is the one with the silly large fake boobies
lol...damn thats a down payment for a car right there!!!
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      01-19-2009, 12:20 PM   #447
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Gentlemen, here's a pic for your viewing pleasure. No drooling please.
Somebody called the cops on us during that photoshoot
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      01-19-2009, 12:24 PM   #448
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      01-19-2009, 12:26 PM   #449
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i have never been into blondes then i married one and i can honestly say that
blondes really do like sex more!
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      01-19-2009, 12:32 PM   #450
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[quote=DineshD;3979488]Why is your girlfirend on an advertisment on myspace??? lol poser.


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you should be in at least one pic to prove its your girl. otherwise your just a gay
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Thanks man! i really appreciate that. Yeah I remember when I first met her I was surprised she didnt wear any make-up. Every now and then she puts on eyeliner and I get mad cause I really think she looks better without it. But yeah it's nice to have a girl that doesnt wear any face make-up. No make-up on my clothes, sheets, etc.
She looks great, but you need to get her a maid!
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She's your GF after two weeks of dating?
Excactly what I was thinking. Its funny, my roommate will go on one or two dates and he has a GF. I dated my current GF for 8 months before she got GF status. To each his own.
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LOL @ the dude with the camera, what is he trying to shoot

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      01-19-2009, 04:11 PM   #454
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Excactly what I was thinking. Its funny, my roommate will go on one or two dates and he has a GF. I dated my current GF for 8 months before she got GF status. To each his own.
yea, i have known for for like 6 months now and after 2 weeks of dating we both decided that we have known each other for long enough and we just decided to go with it, btw i am in high school lol, if you last with a girl more than 6 months here, people consider that weird, they are like "are u guys going to get married or something".
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      01-19-2009, 05:42 PM   #456
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the deuce situation is too funny, but I will say it is not that hard to imagine that people from this forum have hot girlfriends.

"Most" people here drive nicely equipped BMWs, have good jobs (to afford the car) and are internet savy.

The only flaw I can see is that as a general rule, those who spend too much time on the internet lack the social skills to obtain said hotness. I don't see many of us with 20k post counts though, so i think everybody here sees the sun every so often. Remember, great girls are on a constant quest for great guys too!

I guess I will share mine. I will get her with my car sooner or later. How does a student with an E92 M3 settle for anything less than a hottie?






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She's got a nice set of roundels. How does she like the car?
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yea, i have known for for like 6 months now and after 2 weeks of dating we both decided that we have known each other for long enough and we just decided to go with it, btw i am in high school lol, if you last with a girl more than 6 months here, people consider that weird, they are like "are u guys going to get married or something".
Well since you're in HS and you've known her for awhile that makes more sense. 6 months would be pretty long in HS.
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A little too gravity defying if I might say so......
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She's got a nice set of roundels. How does she like the car?
I used to have a 135i, which she liked, but she LOOOOOOVES the M3 and the stares, unless people pay attention to the car instead of her

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A little too gravity defying if I might say so......
it was only a matter of time till somebody criticized...

who says a 21 year old can't be gravity defying? they don't sag from birth! seriously, it's the bra i think
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it was only a matter of time till somebody criticized...

who says a 21 year old can't be gravity defying? they don't sag from birth! seriously, it's the bra i think
How does that constitute criticism? Being young and gravity defying is a good virtue......?
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