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      11-22-2014, 09:49 PM   #1123
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That's correct. Wait... How do you know that????
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      11-22-2014, 09:51 PM   #1124
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      11-22-2014, 11:25 PM   #1125
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why was litos banned? he was kind of a loser, but at least his wife was hot

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      11-23-2014, 09:53 AM   #1126
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I regret asking the question... The thread will get derailed.

Gentlemen, post your women!
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      11-23-2014, 09:56 AM   #1127
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That's correct. Wait... How do you know that????
lol it just made the most amount of sense to me
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Glad it's not my girlfiend , but at least she shows...how much she loves BMW !
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      02-18-2015, 03:20 PM   #1129
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Mmmmmm, I'd do her, but wouldn't date her...., those boots look fucking ridiculous. They don't match at all. Obviously can't take her out in public anywhere, what a trainwreck.
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Mmmmmm, I'd do her, but wouldn't date her...., those boots look fucking ridiculous. They don't match at all. Obviously can't take her out in public anywhere, what a trainwreck.
Boots must be pulled out anyway for doing the ....exercise !
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She's hot as fuck. I'd throw her into my starting lineup.
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Mmmmmm, I'd do her, but wouldn't date her...., those boots look fucking ridiculous. They don't match at all. Obviously can't take her out in public anywhere, what a trainwreck.
What boots
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She's hot as fuck. I'd throw her into my starting lineup.
She's in the preparing phase for you...
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      07-12-2015, 04:38 PM   #1134
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How about we resurrect this thread!
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      07-12-2015, 04:44 PM   #1135
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and what...pray tell prompted this I wonder?
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Beautiful women and cars, why not?
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why was litos banned? he was kind of a loser, but at least his wife was hot

hahah, i can't
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      07-12-2015, 08:18 PM   #1138
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Hahahaha what is this- the get banned guaranteed or your money back thread?

I love it!
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      07-13-2015, 03:24 PM   #1139
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Hahahaha what is this- the get banned guaranteed or your money back thread?

I love it!
I think at this point that's not bound to happen unless you go extremelly NSFW.
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      07-13-2015, 07:18 PM   #1140
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Finally, someone I can admire...holy shit.
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I do have a car, but I do not have a girlfriend.
Tara & Sara !
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      07-14-2015, 09:30 AM   #1142
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Finally, someone I can admire...holy shit.
OP or the weird painted chick above?
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OP or the weird painted chick above?
Who else? The painted one of course.

i like finger painting
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      11-06-2015, 06:58 PM   #1144
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Good job Spool!

I'm still with the same one - next week we'll be married 14 years.

Brunettes are my favorites, too.

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