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      01-28-2009, 12:00 PM   #67
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when ur on the verge of dying, you'll do anything to survive...with that in mind, if i had to, i'd drink my own piss and eat my own poop
nope, at that point id say..."well i had a good run, time to go."
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      01-28-2009, 12:02 PM   #68
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Anyway. Whats up with the frig'n clam jewel?

If you get a killer price from my referral listing do I get a cut?


My magic ball sez........$3000. And I have no clue where the ball is getting that number from.

If I got $100 bucks I would be happy and go right back to the clam bar and let my teef hunt for a bigger one along with some cold brews.
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      01-28-2009, 12:05 PM   #69
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Spool, you might want to be careful advertising the restaurant you went to.
Never know, they might hunt you down and say that it was theirs...
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and thats about as close as you'll ever come to getting inside a clam , without forced entry
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when ur on the verge of dying, you'll do anything to survive...with that in mind, if i had to, i'd drink my own piss and eat my own poop
Well Bear did it for the show, he wasn't dying, but he needed something to drink in the desert.

Bear would pwn you any day. He is a god among men.
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damn..so what's the value of the damn pearl?

i just read 5 pages of unrelated post
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      01-28-2009, 09:29 PM   #73
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i haven't gone to the appraiser yet...i have no clue where to start finding them...i dont think a local jeweler can give me a good estimate on this item.
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Hey Spool, just put it on a string and use it as an anal bead on your gf... goodtimes.
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      01-28-2009, 09:33 PM   #76
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Hey Spool, just put it on a string and use it as an anal bead on your gf... goodtimes.


This thing too small, might put it up her pee hole
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This thing too small, might put it up her pee hole
i can only imagine the size of the pussy where this actually might work...
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i haven't gone to the appraiser yet...i have no clue where to start finding them...i dont think a local jeweler can give me a good estimate on this item.
Maybe you can just use a jeweler as a resource to find a gynecologist if they are not able to properly appraise it. They may be able to point you in the right direction.
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If the oyster was cooked ill paypal you $20 +shipping for it.

THe heat from cooking ruins the pearl..
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i can only imagine the size of the pussy where this actually might work...
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      01-29-2009, 12:35 AM   #81
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WOw good going spool it looks like the real deal!!
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Haha the pearl looks like a flat tire. Fail. And could you go get it priced already I really want to know the price.
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      01-29-2009, 08:57 AM   #83
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And could you go get it priced already I really want to know the price.

What he said.
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Are those scratches on the pearl? And it doesn't look like its round. But I have no idea what a pearl is supposed to look like, besides white and round. And I thought restaurants served oysters on half shells? I think someone was messing with that oyster.
All pearls aren't necessarily round. Depends on where they were grown.

Apparently Fresh water pearls hold a lower value because 9 times out of 10 they're farmed.

Salt water pearls are more valuable and expensive...

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http://www.jsbeads.com/Fresh-Water-P...Freshwater.asp
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Yea wtf lol
I just read the whole thread and low and behold theres no price!
Don't leave us hanging like you did with you're April fools story, Spool! lol
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haha who dug this thread up, thanks for reminding me, but im still unable to locate who can appraise this though...any ideas?
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haha who dug this thread up, thanks for reminding me, but im still unable to locate who can appraise this though...any ideas?
take it to a local jewler and ask them
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