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      11-20-2013, 09:28 AM   #441
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Had the back of the car bumped today. Hit and run. Probably a new bumper

But my neighbour saw you do it you fucker. And watched you get out and have a look. And got your registration number

Piece of shit MG ZR. MG ZR? A fucking blue rinse Rover 25 with a body kit. They were shit when they were Rovers and still shit with an MG badge glued on. No wonder they went bust.
What a twat-good on your neighbour though!
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fucking cunt in an e91, no I don't want to race you, so no need to stick to my rear bumper you cunt!...i'm in the left lane already going about 5mph above the speed limit...
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      02-03-2014, 12:40 PM   #443
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fucking cunt in an e91, no I don't want to race you, so no need to stick to my rear bumper you cunt!...i'm in the left lane already going about 5mph above the speed limit...
BMW drivers eh?
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      02-03-2014, 02:46 PM   #444
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BMW drivers eh?
I know! makes me want to become a bigger cock everytime I see drivers like this around me!
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      02-12-2014, 01:18 PM   #445
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      02-12-2014, 02:21 PM   #446
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I'm mad bc people say my parents bought my car for me cuz I'm younger And am in school. The people at work say kids shouldn't drive these cars. My boss is mad bc he drives a minivan and he makes over 100k I worked hard for my car. I paid for everything. Not my parents Super Annoying. I feel like telling them it's paid off too. Go f@@@ yourself
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      02-12-2014, 03:05 PM   #447
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I'm mad bc people say my parents bought my car for me cuz I'm younger And am in school. The people at work say kids shouldn't drive these cars. My boss is mad bc he drives a minivan and he makes over 100k I worked hard for my car. I paid for everything. Not my parents Super Annoying. I feel like telling them it's paid off too. Go f@@@ yourself

haterz will hate man!
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      02-18-2014, 02:22 PM   #448
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here goes... returned a loan car with an apparent scuff to the door lip... had to pay £250 excess... no work around... my fault for not noting this or repairing it before I returned it but the scuff was not caused by me... yet there is more than £800 worth of damage to two particular areas of the car which the dealer has never noted... f**king motherf**kers... I see the dealers hand on my wallet and the other on his dick. Won't be going there again!
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      02-18-2014, 02:25 PM   #449
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here goes... returned a loan car with an apparent scuff to the door lip... had to pay £250 excess... no work around... my fault for not noting this or repairing it before I returned it but the scuff was not caused by me... yet there is more than £800 worth of damage to two particular areas of the car which the dealer has never noted... f**king motherf**kers... I see the dealers hand on my wallet and the other on his dick. Won't be going there again!
bit late now, but that's why i always take pictures too!!!....and of the fuel gauge as well! ....just in case!...
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      02-18-2014, 03:34 PM   #450
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here goes... returned a loan car with an apparent scuff to the door lip... had to pay £250 excess... no work around... my fault for not noting this or repairing it before I returned it but the scuff was not caused by me... yet there is more than £800 worth of damage to two particular areas of the car which the dealer has never noted... f**king motherf**kers... I see the dealers hand on my wallet and the other on his dick. Won't be going there again!
I got done by bastard hire company too,

Was an hour late returning the van as I got delayed by traffic got charged an extra days rental, fair enough I thought, I also got charged for a replacement mirror, the mirror was already smashed up when I got the van, it was my word against theirs as I had not taken photos

Serves me right for opting to go with the cheapest place, it's cheap for a fucking reason...
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      02-18-2014, 03:49 PM   #451
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I fucking hate everytime you change wheels/tires on any car, 99% of the time they need to be rebalanced 100000 times and then they still make the steering wheel shake. (Venting.......)
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      02-18-2014, 08:47 PM   #452
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To the C*CK sucker in the black ford focus trying to bully me into the other lane glad you thought twice, before trying to open you're window and give me lip ( had 4 guy family members ) with me so you shit it ?

Ass hole you got so scared that you put you're dash cam on ?

Talk the talk but no walk the walk
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      02-18-2014, 08:56 PM   #453
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      02-19-2014, 02:56 AM   #454
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Here's mine

To the C*CK sucker in the black ford focus trying to bully me into the other lane glad you thought twice, before trying to open you're window and give me lip ( had 4 guy family members ) with me so you shit it ?

Ass hole you got so scared that you put you're dash cam on ?

Talk the talk but no walk the walk
the north circ is getting worse and worse... every morning as I drive on... I get flashed at and cut up like mad... I dont want to lose my license over someone who as their ass on fire... the other two lanes are free so why stress me out? anyhow... so I dont usually do this but I obliged... the corsa came up my ass... I was with the old man... pulled up side by side and he shat it... loser! i thought... what goes around comes around... anyhow he floored it and the cops were waiting for the psycho up ahead... he tried to spin some story of how we had made him panic and threatened him but the law wasnt having any of it and told him that he had no excuse to do 60 on a 40
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      07-15-2014, 03:40 PM   #455
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Needed a bump.

My rant - Audi are cunts and their customer service department is full on knob jockeys.

I will never buy my missus one of their shit cars again, she's getting a bimmer next time.
I hope some cunt steals it off of my driveway. End of.
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Needed a bump.

My rant - Audi are cunts and their customer service department is full on knob jockeys.

I will never buy my missus one of their shit cars again, she's getting a bimmer next time.
I hope some cunt steals it off of my driveway. End of.
Address and key location may help you in this quest.... I will send the brotherhood to assist you... lol (just in case anyone takes this seriously it was a joke)
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Address and key location may help you in this quest.... I will send the brotherhood to assist you... lol (just in case anyone takes this seriously it was a joke)
I now have an image of car jacking monks...
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They are good, no one ever suspects them...
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Needed a bump.

My rant - Audi are cunts and their customer service department is full on knob jockeys.

I will never buy my missus one of their shit cars again, she's getting a bimmer next time.
I hope some cunt steals it off of my driveway. End of.
+1
And f***ing Audi retard drivers....
Every time there is something going on wrong on the road, its Audi drivers!!!!
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my f...ing rattles getting louder I am mad...
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      07-25-2014, 12:50 PM   #461
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Is it too much to ask that when you take your car in to have some work done, the minimum requirement is to cover the seat, wash your hands and make sure the one person that seems to move the cars around don't dress like a f..king tramp....

Especially when the interior is beige/cream and the customer asks you to make sure you put a seat cover on the car.... Grease monkey CNUTS.....
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I fucking hate everytime you change wheels/tires on any car, 99% of the time they need to be rebalanced 100000 times and then they still make the steering wheel shake. (Venting.......)
This!!

Had mine done twice and still shakes........Was silky smooth before so find it very annoying especially as it's at motorway cruising speed.
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