Anyone knwo how to read German? Help me!

Turbo>NA · 04-28-2009, 06:39 PM

Can someone translate this for me please. Thanx very much!

Freund Probleme?

Was ist passiert?

unsere Kampfe sind schlimmer als meine ex's

yea its SCHILIMMER lol close enough though. nur stark bleiben, und versuchen Sie es Ihren schwersten zu kampfen aviod

Tondtar · 04-28-2009, 06:56 PM

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Originally Posted by Turbo>NA

Can someone translate this for me please. Thanx very much!

Freund Probleme?

Was ist passiert?

unsere Kampfe sind schlimmer als meine ex's

yea its SCHILIMMER lol close enough though. nur stark bleiben, und versuchen Sie es Ihren schwersten zu kampfen aviod

Well, I can give it a try :

"You have a Freudian problem.

Where is your passport?

Unsure of what to tell your wife when she sees you exiting home with a suitcase?

Just tell her your good friend, SCHILIMMER laughed at you and said, "dude you are close enough to where I live. Let's go to Vegas but avoid black cops on the way there."

My German is kind of rusty after all these years but I am sure you get the jest of the translation!

Good luck man ....Roll big!

radix · 04-28-2009, 09:05 PM

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MadDog · 04-28-2009, 09:16 PM

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Originally Posted by Tondtar

Well, I can give it a try :

"You have a Freudian problem.

Where is your passport?

Unsure of what to tell your wife when she sees you exiting home with a suitcase?

Just tell her your good friend, SCHILIMMER laughed at you and said, "dude you are close enough to where I live. Let's go to Vegas but avoid black cops on the way there."

My German is kind of rusty after all these years but I am sure you get the jest of the translation!

Good luck man ....Roll big!

I can't believe you've done this.

silvergray545 · 04-28-2009, 10:03 PM

RatBoy cracks me up

Enemigo · 04-29-2009, 01:33 AM

Freund Probleme? Girlfriend Problems?

Was ist passiert? What happened?

unsere Kampfe sind schlimmer als meine ex's (possibly, "our problems are worse than my ex's)

yea its SCHILIMMER lol close enough though. nur stark bleiben, und versuchen Sie es Ihren schwersten zu kampfen aviod

Hmm.... let me try.. I'm not German at all and only lived here for 2.5 yrs, so.. the last one is tricky..

Stay strong, To find one is really hard, avoid the problems.

Hope this helped.

Chriz3586 · 04-29-2009, 05:34 AM

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Originally Posted by Turbo>NA

Can someone translate this for me please. Thanx very much!

Freund Probleme?

Was ist passiert?

unsere Kampfe sind schlimmer als meine ex's

yea its SCHILIMMER lol close enough though. nur stark bleiben, und versuchen Sie es Ihren schwersten zu kampfen aviod

well i'm german...but what you posted here isn't 100% german^^

Freund = friend
Probleme = problems

Was ist passiert? = What happened?

unsere Kampfe (Kämpfe?) sind schlimmer als meine ex's = our fights are worse than the ones before
i'm not sure but thats a possible way...

yea its worse lol close enough though. just stay strong and try to fight their sisters

anything else makes absolutely no sense, hope i could help you

Enemigo · 04-29-2009, 08:12 AM

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Originally Posted by Chriz3586

well i'm german...but what you posted here isn't 100% german^^

Freund = friend
Probleme = problems

Was ist passiert? = What happened?

unsere Kampfe (Kämpfe?) sind schlimmer als meine ex's = our fights are worse than the ones before
i'm not sure but thats a possible way...

yea its worse lol close enough though. just stay strong and try to fight their sisters

anything else makes absolutely no sense, hope i could help you

Schwester = Sister
Schwersten = Hard [heavy]

My wife is German... soo.....

Chriz3586 · 04-29-2009, 08:36 AM

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Originally Posted by Enemigo

Schwester = Sister
Schwersten = Hard [heavy]

My wife is German... soo.....

lol i read schwester haha^^

ebeem · 04-29-2009, 09:03 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Turbo>NA

Can someone translate this for me please. Thanx very much!

Freund Probleme?

Was ist passiert?

unsere Kampfe sind schlimmer als meine ex's

yea its SCHILIMMER lol close enough though. nur stark bleiben, und versuchen Sie es Ihren schwersten zu kampfen aviod

ok...looks like an English speaking person wrote this...
in this case I would simply try to think of how a English speaking person would write in German

So :

"Problems with your (Boy/Girl-) friend?"

"What happened"

"our fights/issues are worse than the previous ones"

"Yea,it`s worse....lol close enough though.
Just stay strong and try to fight your hardest(fight)"

Voila...
hope that helps

FStop7 · 04-29-2009, 09:45 AM

Quote:

Schwester = Sister
Schwersten = Hard [heavy]

in5ane_3 · 04-29-2009, 12:25 PM

Google translate ftw.

Friend problems?

What happened?

our struggle is worse than my ex's

SCHILIMMER lol yea its close enough though. just stay strong and try your hardest to aviod struggle

jj thumper · 04-29-2009, 04:18 PM

I think it says something about invading Poland

ebeem · 04-29-2009, 06:25 PM

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I think it says something about invading Poland

BMW-NC · 05-16-2009, 06:59 AM

I am fluent both in English and German and have to say, the text makes NO sense at all....

JeepJeep · 05-16-2009, 05:27 PM

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Originally Posted by jj thumper

I think it says something about invading Poland

Quote:

Originally Posted by BMW-NC

I am fluent both in English and German and have to say, the text makes NO sense at all....

despite the several previous translations which are all roughly the same?

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