Funny Kill Story.. - BMW 3-Series (E90 E92) Forum

Donald-335i · 05-12-2009, 09:55 PM

So Im Just Cruising Around And Decide To Pull In A Local Dunkin Donuts as i pull in i see a shit load of civics

and as im pulling in Looked Like a 07 Civic SI with fart can of course

Guy In Civic: Yo I raped One Of These Things A Few Days Ago Easily 7-8 Cars

Me: Excuse Me What Did You Rape???

Guy In Shitvic: One Of These 335i There Wack As Hell

Me: Started Laughing and i said are you sure it wasn't a 325i? (No Offense Guys)

Shitvic: Naa Man It Said 335i On The Back....

Me: So What Do You Have In That Thing??

Shitvic: VTEC (Some Kinda Tuning Software And A Exhaust&Intake)

Shitvic:: He Asked Me What Do I Have

Me: Told Him It Was a 335i with a few things

Shitvic: So Do You wanna Run This Or What?

Me: Um Yea I Guess lol

So We Line Up He Tells Me Are You Ready For VTEC Poppin?? and i was just thinking this guy is so goddamn retarded lol so what ever we get on the highway to about 50mph guys it was joke honestly if i had to say maybe about 3 bus lengths lol so we do it maybe 2-3 times everytime same outcome

so we get back and i tell him so what were you saying about 335i's he goes and says yoo what do you have yo you's a cheata

i told him V-TEC lol and just drove off

m3pare · 05-12-2009, 10:01 PM

vgame64 · 05-12-2009, 10:06 PM

This really happened?

Donald-335i · 05-12-2009, 10:06 PM

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Originally Posted by vgame64

This really happened?

sadly it did lol

ianthegreat · 05-12-2009, 10:07 PM

.. and the moral authorities in 5 min

Aurora Bearialis · 05-12-2009, 10:08 PM

haha nice!

jopa489 · 05-12-2009, 10:09 PM

Funny. Haha.

richtorr · 05-12-2009, 10:19 PM

nice dude thats hilarious, shit i'll take him in my 328i. lol

exidisjon · 05-12-2009, 11:25 PM

Don where did you install VTECH on your car.. DAMN I WANT ONE..3 or 4 bnus lengths..LOL
He probably couldnt beat you if you were in limp mode.

Donald-335i · 05-12-2009, 11:44 PM

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Originally Posted by exidisjon

Don where did you install VTECH on your car.. DAMN I WANT ONE..3 or 4 bnus lengths..LOL
He probably couldnt beat you if you were in limp mode.

lmaooo

zerox_guru · 05-12-2009, 11:57 PM

haha.. stories like this is always funny...

ilidon · 05-12-2009, 11:57 PM

haha. made him it eat his words. i like civics but i just dont like it if they start ricing it.

Gumulri · 05-13-2009, 12:12 AM

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Originally Posted by jopa489

Funny. Haha.

+1

Donald-335i · 05-13-2009, 12:13 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by ilidon

haha. made him it eat his words. i like civics but i just dont like it if they start ricing it.

damn straight

Mazen · 05-13-2009, 12:18 AM

Oh man the ignorance of some people, I wish I saw the look on that guy's face

dpwr · 05-13-2009, 12:20 AM

"are you ready for vtec popping" bahahaha

roozie2001 · 05-13-2009, 12:43 AM

i have nothing against souped up civics. but its the douches that drive some of them. they crack me up.

krnshinsa · 05-13-2009, 12:45 AM

it would be in new jersey lol

Jon335iFL · 05-13-2009, 01:26 AM

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Originally Posted by dpwr

"are you ready for vtec popping" bahahaha

goowatchi · 05-13-2009, 01:32 AM

HAHA this guy sounds like a douche, independent of what he drove. i bet the other guy in the 335i wasn't even trying to race him.

wt1110 · 05-13-2009, 01:32 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Donald-335i

So We Line Up He Tells Me Are You Ready For VTEC Poppin?? and i was just thinking this guy is so goddamn retarded lol so what ever we get on the highway to about 50mph guys it was joke honestly if i had to say maybe about 3 bus lengths lol so we do it maybe 2-3 times everytime same outcome

I had the hardest time trying to comprehend what you were saying here. Use periods and commas my friend... they work wonders.

Anyways... It's a great story. I wonder why I never run into tards like this. I hear stories like this all the time, and I wish I will get an idiot to come up to me and ask me for a run.

Mahhvinn · 05-13-2009, 04:21 AM

Great story Donald!

"are you ready for vtec poppin?"

05-12-2009, 09:55 PM	#1
Donald-335i Banned Drives: The Hoes Crazy! Join Date: Nov 2008 Location: Central NJ Posts: 3,597 iTrader: (13)	Funny Kill Story.. So Im Just Cruising Around And Decide To Pull In A Local Dunkin Donuts as i pull in i see a shit load of civics and as im pulling in Looked Like a 07 Civic SI with fart can of course Guy In Civic: Yo I raped One Of These Things A Few Days Ago Easily 7-8 Cars Me: Excuse Me What Did You Rape??? Guy In Shitvic: One Of These 335i There Wack As Hell Me: Started Laughing and i said are you sure it wasn't a 325i? (No Offense Guys) Shitvic: Naa Man It Said 335i On The Back.... Me: So What Do You Have In That Thing?? Shitvic: VTEC (Some Kinda Tuning Software And A Exhaust&Intake) Shitvic:: He Asked Me What Do I Have Me: Told Him It Was a 335i with a few things Shitvic: So Do You wanna Run This Or What? Me: Um Yea I Guess lol So We Line Up He Tells Me Are You Ready For VTEC Poppin?? and i was just thinking this guy is so goddamn retarded lol so what ever we get on the highway to about 50mph guys it was joke honestly if i had to say maybe about 3 bus lengths lol so we do it maybe 2-3 times everytime same outcome so we get back and i tell him so what were you saying about 335i's he goes and says yoo what do you have yo you's a cheata i told him V-TEC lol and just drove off
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05-12-2009, 10:08 PM	#6
Aurora Bearialis ¡Barça! Drives: Rainbow Sandals Join Date: May 2008 Location: Ohio Posts: 12,044 iTrader: (5) Garage List 2008 E92 335i [0.00]	haha nice! __________________ Tate's chicken sucks!

05-12-2009, 10:09 PM	#7
jopa489 BMW/Detailing Addict Drives: Estoril F30 335i 6MT Join Date: Mar 2009 Location: New England Posts: 6,554 iTrader: (8)	Funny. Haha. __________________

05-12-2009, 11:25 PM	#9
exidisjon PuffPuffPass Drives: E92 335xi AW/Saddle Join Date: Aug 2008 Location: NJ Posts: 1,098 iTrader: (8)	Don where did you install VTECH on your car.. DAMN I WANT ONE..3 or 4 bnus lengths..LOL He probably couldnt beat you if you were in limp mode. __________________ My right foot weighs more than my left for sure.

05-12-2009, 11:57 PM	#11
zerox_guru Super User!! Drives: JB E90/Gixxer Join Date: Jan 2009 Location: So Cal. Simi Valley Posts: 580 iTrader: (1)	haha.. stories like this is always funny... __________________

05-12-2009, 10:01 PM	#2
m3pare Banned Drives: OBD1 M3. Join Date: Jan 2009 Location: MFEST HQ Posts: 43,410 iTrader: (6)

05-12-2009, 10:06 PM	#3
vgame64 Colonel Drives: BMW 335i Join Date: Jul 2008 Location: USA Posts: 2,481 iTrader: (9)	This really happened?

05-12-2009, 10:07 PM	#5
ianthegreat Colonel Drives: n54 Join Date: Apr 2008 Location: Pittsburgh/Houston Posts: 2,310 iTrader: (1)	.. and the moral authorities in 5 min

05-12-2009, 10:19 PM	#8
richtorr 328i/AW, Coral/prem., sport, Drives: e93 m sport Join Date: Aug 2008 Location: brooklyn, ny Posts: 219 iTrader: (0)	nice dude thats hilarious, shit i'll take him in my 328i. lol

05-12-2009, 11:57 PM	#12
ilidon Corporal Drives: E92 ///M Join Date: Dec 2008 Location: Queens, NY Posts: 933 iTrader: (9) Garage List 2009 335i [3.50]	haha. made him it eat his words. i like civics but i just dont like it if they start ricing it. __________________ 2010 E92 ///M3 AW/FRE 2009 E92 335i- SOLD

05-13-2009, 12:18 AM	#15
Mazen First Lieutenant Drives: e90 330i Join Date: Feb 2009 Location: Fort Lee, NJ Posts: 381 iTrader: (3) Garage List 2006 330i [0.00]	Oh man the ignorance of some people, I wish I saw the look on that guy's face

05-13-2009, 12:20 AM	#16
dpwr Captain Drives: a good one Join Date: Oct 2008 Location: Toronto Posts: 839 iTrader: (0)	"are you ready for vtec popping" bahahaha

05-13-2009, 12:43 AM	#17
roozie2001 Just some guy Drives: 2008 White 335i sedan Join Date: Apr 2008 Location: Houston, TX Posts: 1,529 iTrader: (4)	i have nothing against souped up civics. but its the douches that drive some of them. they crack me up. __________________ 2008 BMW 335i/Sedan/Alpine White/Terra/Steptronic/Premium Package/Sports package/Comfort Access/USB/Sirius

05-13-2009, 12:45 AM	#18
krnshinsa Captain Drives: e92 335i Join Date: Dec 2007 Location: el ay Posts: 606 iTrader: (2)	it would be in new jersey lol

05-13-2009, 01:32 AM	#20
goowatchi Chairman of the Board. Drives: e92 335I Join Date: Apr 2005 Location: CA Posts: 451 iTrader: (7)	HAHA this guy sounds like a douche, independent of what he drove. i bet the other guy in the 335i wasn't even trying to race him.

05-13-2009, 04:21 AM	#22
Mahhvinn EUROPROJEKTZ Drives: backwards Join Date: Dec 2008 Location: San Jose, CA (Bay Area) Posts: 7,617 iTrader: (15) Garage List 2008 E90 335i [2.00]	Great story Donald! "are you ready for vtec poppin?"

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