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      05-12-2009, 10:55 PM   #1
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Funny Kill Story..

So Im Just Cruising Around And Decide To Pull In A Local Dunkin Donuts as i pull in i see a shit load of civics and as im pulling in Looked Like a 07 Civic SI with fart can of course

Guy In Civic: Yo I raped One Of These Things A Few Days Ago Easily 7-8 Cars

Me: Excuse Me What Did You Rape???

Guy In Shitvic: One Of These 335i There Wack As Hell

Me: Started Laughing and i said are you sure it wasn't a 325i? (No Offense Guys)

Shitvic: Naa Man It Said 335i On The Back....

Me: So What Do You Have In That Thing??

Shitvic: VTEC (Some Kinda Tuning Software And A Exhaust&Intake)

Shitvic:: He Asked Me What Do I Have

Me: Told Him It Was a 335i with a few things

Shitvic: So Do You wanna Run This Or What?

Me: Um Yea I Guess lol

So We Line Up He Tells Me Are You Ready For VTEC Poppin?? and i was just thinking this guy is so goddamn retarded lol so what ever we get on the highway to about 50mph guys it was joke honestly if i had to say maybe about 3 bus lengths lol so we do it maybe 2-3 times everytime same outcome

so we get back and i tell him so what were you saying about 335i's he goes and says yoo what do you have yo you's a cheata

i told him V-TEC lol and just drove off
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      05-12-2009, 11:01 PM   #2
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      05-12-2009, 11:06 PM   #3
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This really happened?

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      05-12-2009, 11:06 PM   #4
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This really happened?

sadly it did lol
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      05-12-2009, 11:07 PM   #5
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.. and the moral authorities in 5 min
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      05-12-2009, 11:08 PM   #6
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haha nice!
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      05-12-2009, 11:09 PM   #7
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Funny. Haha.
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      05-12-2009, 11:19 PM   #8
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nice dude thats hilarious, shit i'll take him in my 328i. lol
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      05-13-2009, 12:25 AM   #9
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Don where did you install VTECH on your car.. DAMN I WANT ONE..3 or 4 bnus lengths..LOL
He probably couldnt beat you if you were in limp mode.
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      05-13-2009, 12:44 AM   #10
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Don where did you install VTECH on your car.. DAMN I WANT ONE..3 or 4 bnus lengths..LOL
He probably couldnt beat you if you were in limp mode.
lmaooo
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      05-13-2009, 12:57 AM   #11
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haha.. stories like this is always funny...
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      05-13-2009, 12:57 AM   #12
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haha. made him it eat his words. i like civics but i just dont like it if they start ricing it.
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      05-13-2009, 01:12 AM   #13
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Funny. Haha.
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      05-13-2009, 01:13 AM   #14
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haha. made him it eat his words. i like civics but i just dont like it if they start ricing it.


damn straight
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      05-13-2009, 01:18 AM   #15
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Oh man the ignorance of some people, I wish I saw the look on that guy's face
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"are you ready for vtec popping" bahahaha
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i have nothing against souped up civics. but its the douches that drive some of them. they crack me up.
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it would be in new jersey lol
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      05-13-2009, 02:26 AM   #19
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"are you ready for vtec popping" bahahaha
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      05-13-2009, 02:32 AM   #20
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HAHA this guy sounds like a douche, independent of what he drove. i bet the other guy in the 335i wasn't even trying to race him.
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So We Line Up He Tells Me Are You Ready For VTEC Poppin?? and i was just thinking this guy is so goddamn retarded lol so what ever we get on the highway to about 50mph guys it was joke honestly if i had to say maybe about 3 bus lengths lol so we do it maybe 2-3 times everytime same outcome
I had the hardest time trying to comprehend what you were saying here. Use periods and commas my friend... they work wonders.

Anyways... It's a great story. I wonder why I never run into tards like this. I hear stories like this all the time, and I wish I will get an idiot to come up to me and ask me for a run.
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      05-13-2009, 05:21 AM   #22
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Great story Donald!


"are you ready for vtec poppin?"
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