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      08-26-2006, 05:57 PM   #1
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What's the worst joke...you like to tell.

Why do cows wear bells?

Because their horns don't work.

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Another one.
An Iranian immigrant and a lawyer are living in the exact same looking houses. One summer day they are both talking to each other.

The lawyer: Isn't it amazing that our houses look the same?

The Iranian immigrant:Yeah...although... if I will sell my house...I will get more money than when you would sell yours.

The lawyer: So why is that than Confused?

The Iranian immigrant: that's because I live next to a lawyer and you live next to an Iranian guy.
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And another:

Did you hear about the weekly poker game in heaven with Vasco da Gama, Christopher Columbus, Leif Eriksson and Francisco Pizarro? They can never seem to beat the Straits of Magellan.
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What's orange and sounds like a parrot?
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LMAO I still remember his first sig pics, oranges and woman drinks juice
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