E90Post
 


 
BMW 3-Series (E90 E92) Forum > BIMMERPOST Universal Forums > Off-Topic Discussions Board > Bimmer Joke



Reply
 
Thread Tools Search this Thread
      09-01-2006, 03:43 PM   #1
BzsBimmer
2-4-6-8 My car and house depreciate
 
BzsBimmer's Avatar
 
Drives: 2010 E90 M3
Join Date: Mar 2006
Location: Modesto CA

Posts: 1,719
iTrader: (12)

Send a message via Yahoo to BzsBimmer
Bimmer Joke

What's the difference between a porcupine and a bimmer?






























The porcupine has it's prick on the outside
A bimmer has it's prick on the inside
friend told me that and I had to laugh
Then I

Last edited by BzsBimmer; 02-25-2007 at 12:13 PM.
BzsBimmer is offline   United_States
0
Reply With Quote
      09-01-2006, 04:06 PM   #2
dzenno
Banned
 
Drives:
Join Date: Feb 2006

Posts: 5,884
iTrader: (1)

hahahhahaha good one
dzenno is offline   Canada
0
Reply With Quote
      09-02-2006, 04:56 AM   #3
bavarian19
General
 
bavarian19's Avatar
 
Drives: Car
Join Date: Mar 2005
Location: VA

Posts: 18,809
iTrader: (23)

That sounds like a joke a 3rd grader would make...
bavarian19 is offline   United_States
0
Reply With Quote
      09-11-2006, 05:51 PM   #4
ALPINE6SPD
Lieutenant General
 
ALPINE6SPD's Avatar
 
Drives: 2010 BMW 328i Sport
Join Date: Dec 2005
Location: Highland Lakes NJ

Posts: 10,411
iTrader: (2)

Send a message via AIM to ALPINE6SPD
heard this one 300000000000000000000000000000000000000000000 times
__________________
2010 AW e90 328i: 6 speed, Black Leather, Dark Wood trim, ZPP, ZCW, ZVP,ZSP, Nav, Xenon
BMW Performance CF Rear spolier and Gloss black grills
2008 Candy White MKV GTI 2.0T 6 Speed Manul Gone
2008 AW X3 3.0si: 6 speed Returned
2006 AW e90 330i: 6 speed Dinan Stage 1 Returned
ALPINE6SPD is offline   United_States
0
Reply With Quote
      09-11-2006, 06:29 PM   #5
RGRAY
Captain
 
Drives: 330xi SG/TERRA/STEP/SP/HS/CA
Join Date: Jan 2006
Location: Maryland

Posts: 872
iTrader: (0)

Garage List
2006 BMW 330xi  [0.00]
Quote:
Originally Posted by bavarian19
That sounds like a joke a 3rd grader would make...
Pretty poor joke.

Thanks for sharing.
__________________
330xi/Sparkling Graphite/Terra/Walnut Burl/Steptronic/Sports Package/Heated Seats/Comfort Access...(blacklines, tint and a black grill).

http://www.e90post.com/forums/e90gar...20TINT%20A.jpg

RGRAY is offline   United_States
0
Reply With Quote
      02-09-2007, 05:46 PM   #6
06E90Rostik
2006 join date crew
 
Drives: 2006 325i, 2011 335i
Join Date: Feb 2006
Location: CA, Sacramento

Posts: 1,468
iTrader: (10)

Garage List
2011 335i  [5.00]
2006 325i  [0.00]
Lack of creativity
06E90Rostik is offline  
0
Reply With Quote
      02-09-2007, 05:55 PM   #7
alpine330
FRESH 2 DEATH
 
alpine330's Avatar
 
Drives: AW 330XI
Join Date: Jul 2006
Location: NYC

Posts: 714
iTrader: (0)

Send a message via AIM to alpine330
wack! lol
alpine330 is offline   United_States
0
Reply With Quote
      02-09-2007, 06:02 PM   #8
Nikki
Major General
 
Nikki's Avatar
 
Drives: del Sol VTEC
Join Date: Aug 2005
Location: Malibu

Posts: 6,368
iTrader: (9)

search for porcupine on the forum!
__________________
Nikki

Nikki is offline   United_States
0
Reply With Quote
      02-10-2007, 07:14 PM   #9
STE92VE
STEVIL Empire
 
STE92VE's Avatar
 
Drives: Fast
Join Date: May 2006
Location: Long Island, NY

Posts: 6,264
iTrader: (0)

Quote:
Originally Posted by BzsBimmer View Post
The pocupine has it's prick on the outside
A bimmer driver has it's prick on the inside
friend told me that and I had to laugh
Then I
Go back and edit...you added the word driver which doesn't make it a joke.
__________________
2007 E92 328i 6MT-Space Gray/Black Dakota/Gray Poplar w/heated seats-PCD 4/27/07 (SOLD)
2009 E90 328i xDrive 6AT-Space Gray/Oyster Dakota/Dark Burl Walnut w/ZPP,ZCW,Xenons-ED 4/17/09 - Redelivery 5/30/09 (SOLD)
2014 E84 xDrive28i 8AT-Alpine White/Black Nevada/Silver Matte w/ZMV,ZLP,494 - DD 3/14/14

STE92VE is offline   United_States
0
Reply With Quote
      02-25-2007, 11:09 AM   #10
monsta
Brigadier General
 
monsta's Avatar
 
Drives: E92 M3
Join Date: Oct 2006
Location: Bergen County, NJ/Y.O, NY

Posts: 3,591
iTrader: (2)

hardy har har
monsta is offline   United_States
0
Reply With Quote
      02-25-2007, 12:14 PM   #11
BzsBimmer
2-4-6-8 My car and house depreciate
 
BzsBimmer's Avatar
 
Drives: 2010 E90 M3
Join Date: Mar 2006
Location: Modesto CA

Posts: 1,719
iTrader: (12)

Send a message via Yahoo to BzsBimmer
Quote:
Originally Posted by STE92VE View Post
Go back and edit...you added the word driver which doesn't make it a joke.
okay I edited the post.. now is it a joke? hehehe
BzsBimmer is offline   United_States
0
Reply With Quote
      02-25-2007, 03:25 PM   #12
BMW E90
Major General
 
BMW E90's Avatar
 
Drives: E90 335i
Join Date: Nov 2005
Location: Around the Bay

Posts: 8,209
iTrader: (8)

LOL now I get it. Pretty funny

Last time I was trying to figure out how a driver can have pricks on the inside.
BMW E90 is offline   United_States
0
Reply With Quote
      02-25-2007, 09:26 PM   #13
MacAttack
Colonel
 
MacAttack's Avatar
 
Drives: fast enough
Join Date: Nov 2006
Location: Afghanistan

Posts: 2,138
iTrader: (0)

Garage List
2007 BMW  [0.00]
Quote:
Originally Posted by Nikki View Post
search for porcupine on the forum!
Plenty of pricks everywhere.
__________________
2007 E92 335i Coupe: Monaco Blue/Premium/Sports/Winter Package/Nav/CA/6MT/TT/Active Cruise/Active Steering/iPod/Rear Shade/Tint/Short Shifter/OEM Alum Pedals//
MacAttack is offline   United_States
0
Reply With Quote
      02-25-2007, 09:32 PM   #14
joebaggg
E60
 
joebaggg's Avatar
 
Drives: Black Attack
Join Date: Sep 2006
Location: Middletown, NJ

Posts: 588
iTrader: (2)

Garage List
2006 E90  [0.00]
Send a message via AIM to joebaggg
lol funny shit
__________________
joebaggg is offline   United_States
0
Reply With Quote
      04-24-2007, 09:54 PM   #15
E90330iS
Major General
 
Drives: E90 330i
Join Date: Jan 2006
Location: Arcadia, California

Posts: 6,311
iTrader: (55)

Garage List
2006 330i  [0.00]
Send a message via AIM to E90330iS Send a message via MSN to E90330iS Send a message via Skype™ to E90330iS
Lmao Stupid!
__________________
1. E90 325i/328i/330i Eisenmann Race Exhaust 2 x 76mm (Used for 30000 miles) $680 OBO
2. BMW M3 Steering wheel $430 OBO
3. BMW Original E90 Blacklines $230 OBO
4. BMS Powerbox $230 OBO
E90330iS is offline   Germany
0
Reply With Quote
Reply

Bookmarks

Thread Tools Search this Thread
Search this Thread:

Advanced Search

Posting Rules
You may not post new threads
You may not post replies
You may not post attachments
You may not edit your posts

BB code is On
Smilies are On
[IMG] code is On
HTML code is Off
Forum Jump


All times are GMT -5. The time now is 07:15 PM.




e90post
Powered by vBulletin® Version 3.7.0
Copyright ©2000 - 2014, Jelsoft Enterprises Ltd.
1Addicts.com, BIMMERPOST.com, E90Post.com, F30Post.com, M3Post.com, ZPost.com, 5Post.com, 6Post.com, 7Post.com, XBimmers.com logo and trademark are properties of BIMMERPOST