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      09-17-2006, 04:18 AM   #1
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Technical Glossary of Little-Known Computer Acronyms

ISDN = It Still Does Nothing
APPLE = Arrogance Produces Profit-Losing Entity
SCSI = System Can't See It
DOS = Defective Operating System, Defunct Operating System
BASIC = Bill's Attempt to Seize Industry Control
IBM = I Blame Microsoft
DEC = Do Expect Cuts
CD-ROM = Consumer Device, Rendered Obsolete Monthly
OS/2 = Obsolete Soon, Too
WWW = World Wide Wait
MACINTOSH = Most Applications Crash; If Not, The Operating System Hangs
PENTIUM = Produces Erroneous Numbers Throug Incorrect Understanding of Math
AMIGA = A Merely Insignificant Game Addiction
COBOL = Completely Obsolete Business Oriented Language
LISP = Lots of Infuriating Silly Parenthesis
MIPS = Meaningless Indication of Processor Speed
WINDOWS = Will Install Needless Data On Whole System
MICROSOFT = Most Intelligent Customers Realize Our Software Only Fools Teenagers (and middle to upper management).
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