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      10-13-2006, 02:33 PM   #45
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I don't really like that one... This following one almost makes more sense.. I guess I don't mean sarcastic as much as being a smartass (but having good, friendly, joking, intentions). It should symbolize that what you're saying should not be taken literally (though the following statement is true)..

:finger: I fvcked your wife this weekend!!!

This kind of works too, but people still take you literally:

I fvcked your wife this weekend!!!
must be my next door neighbor then cuz i don't got a wife
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      10-13-2006, 02:47 PM   #46
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jay, been drinking a lil early today?
woo hoo!!!

too much leads to ... for me anyways!
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      10-13-2006, 02:57 PM   #47
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must be my next door neighbor then cuz i don't got a wife


Ooops!!!
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      10-13-2006, 02:58 PM   #48
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woo hoo!!!

too much leads to ... for me anyways!
What a Pvssy...

:finger:
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      10-13-2006, 03:11 PM   #49
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What a Pvssy...

:finger:
that doesn't mean much coming from a d**k
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      10-13-2006, 04:10 PM   #50
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that doesn't mean much coming from a d**k
I have one, I am not one though... Just having some fun, I hope you didn't take this seriously.. You should know much better by now if your did..

Have a good weekend, Jay, everyone..
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I have one, I am not one though... Just having some fun, I hope you didn't take this seriously.. You should know much better by now if your did..

Have a good weekend, Jay, everyone..
no offense taken, Josh ......... you should know better
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      10-16-2006, 01:26 PM   #52
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no offense taken, Josh ......... you should know better
I know, my bad..

You're the man...
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      10-16-2006, 02:43 PM   #53
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I have one, I am not one though...
Well, I'd say that's very debatable.
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Jay -

I have questions for you:

When do you get the coupe? What made you decide to get one? Were you thinking of getting one before joining this site?? When do you get it? What ship is it on? What are the coordinates of the ship? What options does it have? Have you picked out aftermarket rims for it yet? Have you told the dealership not to scratch it up before they give it to you? Did you negotiate the chrome tips into the price? Did you test drive one yet? What mods do you have planned? Are you selling the 325, trading it in, have you found a buyer yet? What does the wife drive? Is there enough room in the back seat of the coupe?? No, I mean is there enough "room" in the back seat ? When do you get it??

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      10-16-2006, 07:44 PM   #55
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      10-18-2006, 02:23 PM   #56
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Jay - you going to answer my questions or not YFF.. I'm not getting any younger..
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Jay -

I have questions for you:

When do you get the coupe? What made you decide to get one? Were you thinking of getting one before joining this site?? When do you get it? What ship is it on? What are the coordinates of the ship? What options does it have? Have you picked out aftermarket rims for it yet? Have you told the dealership not to scratch it up before they give it to you? Did you negotiate the chrome tips into the price? Did you test drive one yet? What mods do you have planned? Are you selling the 325, trading it in, have you found a buyer yet? What does the wife drive? Is there enough room in the back seat of the coupe?? No, I mean is there enough "room" in the back seat ? When do you get it??

Curious Josh
damn dude, you wanna know my underwear size too?
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damn dude, you wanna know my underwear size too?
Nope. I already asked the questions I wanted to know.. Thanks, J49
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The power is not pissing me off, I sell BMW, and get jerked off alot.
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