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      04-24-2015, 11:07 PM   #1
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King of the road

So today I'm coming home from work, and this STi decides to stop to my left on a 3 lane street on a traffic light. The problem is this left lane is mostly used for people who will park or turn left, and on the following set of lights (quarter mile ahead) it becomes a "turn left only".

But I noitall, and sensed the fart canned wanted to cut in front of me.

I was already with DTC on, and have winter tires still. Lights become green, fart can started farting to deaf.

First gear, redline and cut. I'm in front by half-car length. Second gear and I'm still side by side.

STi runs out of road and moves over to my lane behind me. He can watch my tail lights some more.

Later on traffic builds and he goes somewhere else in another lane and I see he really did replace the 4-tip original exhaust with a 1 crooked-to-the-left fart can. Thought this was a Nissan/Honda kinda thing... But oh well, the spirit in the Japanese driver is still the same.

TL;DR: 328 is the fastest car on the road, and no car can touch it, especially the 335. LOL
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This story should be featured on E90Post's homepage.
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Which model STI ?
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Which model STI ?
Hatchback.
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      04-24-2015, 11:27 PM   #5
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This thread should replace that slow ass green M3 as a home page feature story.
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      04-24-2015, 11:44 PM   #9
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This thread should replace that slow ass green M3 as a home page feature story.
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      04-24-2015, 11:45 PM   #10
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This thread should replace that slow ass green M3 as a home page feature story.
Full shoot Signal Green F80 M3! http://f80.bimmerpost.com/forums/sho....php?t=1118901

It's an M3. Hence, not a king of the road. That title has been established. It belongs to the great E90 328i.
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Full shoot Signal Green F80 M3! http://f80.bimmerpost.com/forums/sho....php?t=1118901

It's an M3. Hence, not a king of the road. That title has been established. It belongs to the great E90 328i.
You Smuckers bruh?
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Full shoot Signal Green F80 M3! http://f80.bimmerpost.com/forums/sho....php?t=1118901

It's an M3. Hence, not a king of the road. That title has been established. It belongs to the great E90 328i.
You Smuckers bruh?
Like I said, we hungry.

What's Smuckers bruh?
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Like I said, we hungry.

What's Smuckers bruh?
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Like I said, we hungry.

What's Smuckers bruh?
Yeah, but what does it mean? Hahaha I'm slow.
My car is hell fast tho.
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Yeah, but what does it mean? Hahaha I'm slow.
My car is hell fast tho.
Are you... Jelly of the green?
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Yeah, but what does it mean? Hahaha I'm slow.
My car is hell fast tho.
Are you... Jelly of the green?
Omg I get it now.
Cause I posted that slow ass car?
No, I'm not "jelly".
I'm fast and furious bruh. My story is for real, it's what's up. I saw the green car later. Too bad it's just a picture on the Internet. Cars like this don't attempt to race the great king of the road.
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Only japs with crooked fart pipes attempt with the great. They don't shift like a real man.
I heard by the noise of the fart he didn't double clutched like he should. It don't matter, I won, be it by an inch or a mile.

I should mod my rear to make it prettier, people watch it way too much. Imma put a tv on my trunk playing Changeman or Ultraseven or some Japanese shit so they can have a good time catching up to the latest tv shows while racing me...
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Omg I get it now.
Cause I posted that slow ass car?
No, I'm not "jelly".
I'm fast and furious bruh. My story is for real, it's what's up. I saw the green car later. Too bad it's just a picture on the Internet. Cars like this don't attempt to race the great king of the road.
If u wot race, meet me at race Warz 2k15. No spray, all pray pal.
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Omg I get it now.
Cause I posted that slow ass car?
No, I'm not "jelly".
I'm fast and furious bruh. My story is for real, it's what's up. I saw the green car later. Too bad it's just a picture on the Internet. Cars like this don't attempt to race the great king of the road.
If u wot race, meet me at race Warz 2k15. No spray, all pray pal.
I only race for pink s lips.
This is why I carry a lipstick in my purse.
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Omg I get it now.
Cause I posted that slow ass car?
No, I'm not "jelly".
I'm fast and furious bruh. My story is for real, it's what's up. I saw the green car later. Too bad it's just a picture on the Internet. Cars like this don't attempt to race the great king of the road.
If u wot race, meet me at race Warz 2k15. No spray, all pray pal.
And sorry but I don't do pay pal. Been scammed there once. Once bitten thrice shy.
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