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      02-16-2010, 05:57 PM   #23
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Constant bitchin about how they are always either going to be on a period or getting off..........How da fuck is that my fault ? Its not my fault god decided you had to bleed for a week every month, its just a way of god telling you "you need to change your oil every month in order to function properly"
Don't you hate how sensitive they get when they are on the rag too? Good lord, its like hell on earth sometimes; crack a light-hearted joke and you're sleeping on the couch eating cereal for dinner because she won't cook for you after that "mean" remark.
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Don't you hate how sensitive they get when they are on the rag too? Good lord, its like hell on earth sometimes; crack a light-hearted joke and you're sleeping on the couch eating cereal for dinner because she won't cook for you after that "mean" remark.
I jokingly ask a girl if she was on her rag one time.. Mental Note: Never do that again.
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      02-16-2010, 06:58 PM   #26
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They wouldn't be bat shit fucking insane.
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As for me, I really wished women did stuff based on LOGIC!
Hurts my brain sometimes figuring out what they're doing.

Example: If you like a dude, TELL HIM. I know so many women who don't approach or make moves cause they're afraid they'll come off "easy" or slutty...
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they should learn how to pee standing up
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bitch plz. you people invented nagging
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If I could change one thing about women, it would be to have them stop giving us such a bad rap!! Lol!

Honestly, you guys are all entertaining. Who would have thunk, being from Mars ya known (for those who don't know - Men are from Mars, Women are from Venus)... Maybe reading the book would help ya'll? I know it doesn't have 4 wheels and a turbo, but you still might learn something. He he!
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      02-16-2010, 07:39 PM   #30
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they should learn how to pee standing up
I don't know about that. I prefer my womenz to pee sitting down. I'd be worried if she can pee standing up.
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      02-16-2010, 07:40 PM   #31
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I would make them more appreciative and giving, instead of so selfish...
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If I could change one thing about women, it would be to have them stop giving us such a bad rap!! Lol!

Honestly, you guys are all entertaining. Who would have thunk, being from Mars ya known (for those who don't know - Men are from Mars, Women are from Venus)... Maybe reading the book would help ya'll? I know it doesn't have 4 wheels and a turbo, but you still might learn something. He he!
This post is cryptic... I have no idea what you're trying to say here.

Your username says "Car Girl" but you want to change women how women give women a bad rap but then something something about 4 wheels and a turbo @

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If I could change one thing about women, it would be to have them stop giving us such a bad rap!! Lol!

Honestly, you guys are all entertaining. Who would have thunk, being from Mars ya known (for those who don't know - Men are from Mars, Women are from Venus)... Maybe reading the book would help ya'll? I know it doesn't have 4 wheels and a turbo, but you still might learn something. He he!
does the book teach women to pee standing up and to stop queefing?
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If I could change one thing about women, it would be to have them stop giving us such a bad rap!! Lol!

Honestly, you guys are all entertaining. Who would have thunk, being from Mars ya known (for those who don't know - Men are from Mars, Women are from Venus)... Maybe reading the book would help ya'll? I know it doesn't have 4 wheels and a turbo, but you still might learn something. He he!
Like you guys don't give us a bad rap, please...
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I would make them more appreciative and giving, instead of so selfish...
amen to that too! i'm having those issues as we speak. bitch gets free rent, free utilities, free groceries, free lots of shit and she still bitches.
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amen to that too! i'm having those issues as we speak. bitch gets free rent, free utilities, free groceries, free lots of shit and she still bitches.
Don't you wish you didn't ALWAYS pay now?
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Don't you wish you didn't ALWAYS pay now?
no because then that would make me a broke dick
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amen to that too! i'm having those issues as we speak. bitch gets free rent, free utilities, free groceries, free lots of shit and she still bitches.
I will never understand it!
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they should learn how to pee standing up
No! This is the ultimate comeback and men must never lose it.

"Women are better because blah blah blah..."
"Fuck you, I can pee standing up!"
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No! This is the ultimate comeback and men must never lose it.

"Women are better because blah blah blah..."
"Fuck you, I can pee standing up!"
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Constant bitchin about how they are always either going to be on a period or getting off..........How da fuck is that my fault ? Its not my fault god decided you had to bleed for a week every month, its just a way of god telling you "you need to change your oil every month in order to function properly"
I don't trust anything that bleeds for a week and doesn't die.
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