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      02-17-2010, 05:56 PM   #67
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You could see the real deal from the get go.....no makeup, no bra, no implants......Gentleman women are all about LIES from the moment they walk out of there house
Natural beauty is appreciated more then make up covered pancake faces.
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      02-17-2010, 05:58 PM   #68
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Haha this is a great thread.

Get over it fellas... as long as you still want to have sex you'll either deal with it, cheat and continue cheating because you'll realize most women are crazy, become celibate or swing the other way.

Crazy sex is great sex.
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      02-17-2010, 06:09 PM   #69
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You could see the real deal from the get go.....no makeup, no bra, no implants......Gentleman women are all about LIES from the moment they walk out of there house
i would agree about everything except the tits. fake tits are amazing and i love them. best money my girlfriend ever spent.
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      02-17-2010, 06:17 PM   #70
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Or you can get that new birth control... 4 periods a year. Pure gold
That shit is so bad for women. Talk about a hormonal bitch for four months.
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You could see the real deal from the get go.....no makeup, no bra, no implants......Gentleman women are all about LIES from the moment they walk out of there house
I don't even wanna imagine what more than 90% of the girls will look like after this, just look up celebrities with and without makeup and you will understand what i am talking about. But cutting down on make-up a little bit wouldn't hurt, specially sluts that put on whole store on their face.

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      02-17-2010, 10:16 PM   #72
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I don't understand why people hate on breast implants, makeup, etc. I mean, you guys put aero parts, rims, even full on body kits on your car, right?
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I don't understand why people hate on breast implants, makeup, etc. I mean, you guys put aero parts, rims, even full on body kits on your car, right?
Because there's a line, just like there is with cars. You see a Civic with gold rims, a 4 foot spoiler, fart can and racing stripes. Do you say, "damn, what a beautiful car?"

Makeup is meant to improve on a good thing, not completely redesign the wheel.
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Because there's a line, just like there is with cars. You see a Civic with gold rims, a 4 foot spoiler, fart can and racing stripes. Do you say, "damn, what a beautiful car?"

Makeup is meant to improve on a good thing, not completely redesign the wheel.
well said...
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      02-17-2010, 11:29 PM   #75
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Because there's a line, just like there is with cars. You see a Civic with gold rims, a 4 foot spoiler, fart can and racing stripes. Do you say, "damn, what a beautiful car?"

Makeup is meant to improve on a good thing, not completely redesign the wheel.
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well said...
I agree. There are some girls that use waayyyy too much though. Then it doesn't look good, imo.
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      02-18-2010, 12:29 AM   #76
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I have another one. Their non-stop desire for bearing children. I will be single until the day I die because of that (I am dead serious, as I have been celibate for almost 5 years because of this). 90% of all of the women I have met in my life want one thing (I know because I ask them), to be a mom. Literally, that is it. Oh, and to not have a job. They want to pump out kids and then sit at home on their ever-widening ass and take care of them. No thanks.
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Just get her pregnant. It will stop. Guaranteed!
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      02-18-2010, 10:09 AM   #78
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I have another one. Their non-stop desire for bearing children. I will be single until the day I die because of that (I am dead serious, as I have been celibate for almost 5 years because of this). 90% of all of the women I have met in my life want one thing (I know because I ask them), to be a mom. Literally, that is it. Oh, and to not have a job. They want to pump out kids and then sit at home on their ever-widening ass and take care of them. No thanks.

See?

LMAO...its great how you found proof of it on the same thread....
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I have another one. Their non-stop desire for bearing children. I will be single until the day I die because of that (I am dead serious, as I have been celibate for almost 5 years because of this). 90% of all of the women I have met in my life want one thing (I know because I ask them), to be a mom. Literally, that is it. Oh, and to not have a job. They want to pump out kids and then sit at home on their ever-widening ass and take care of them. No thanks.

See?
Im a female what'd ya expect haha
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      02-18-2010, 12:26 PM   #80
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I have another one. Their non-stop desire for bearing children. I will be single until the day I die because of that (I am dead serious, as I have been celibate for almost 5 years because of this). 90% of all of the women I have met in my life want one thing (I know because I ask them), to be a mom. Literally, that is it. Oh, and to not have a job. They want to pump out kids and then sit at home on their ever-widening ass and take care of them. No thanks.

See?
You have such strong opinions on this subject. Seems like you've had some issues with women in the past. It's even in your sig. Lol
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      02-20-2010, 11:06 AM   #81
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bitch plz. you people invented nagging

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i would agree about everything except the tits. fake tits are amazing and i love them. best money my girlfriend ever spent.
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I just realize that woman = car.

I'm an ass man and by all means, a nice round perky ass gets me going any day of the week. If it looks good for behind, I'll make sure I get an extra glance before I see the face just in case it its crunked up.

So I've got a new exhaust on my car but the drivers side tip is just slightly further over in the slot. Its small. You'd have to really be looking to notice but its been driving me crazy for a while.

This weekend I installed matte black grills, removed the front plates, added matte black finishing rods. Now that that face is looking fresh and sexy again, I dont give a crap about how the ass is currently looking.

They're the same as math equations. If you add a little to the numerator and take a little from the denominator, it'll still equal a fine piece of ass. Or car. fuck. whatever.
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I just realize that woman = car.

I'm an ass man and by all means, a nice round perky ass gets me going any day of the week. If it looks good for behind, I'll make sure I get an extra glance before I see the face just in case it its crunked up.

So I've got a new exhaust on my car but the drivers side tip is just slightly further over in the slot. Its small. You'd have to really be looking to notice but its been driving me crazy for a while.

This weekend I installed matte black grills, removed the front plates, added matte black finishing rods. Now that that face is looking fresh and sexy again, I dont give a crap about how the ass is currently looking.

They're the same as math equations. If you add a little to the numerator and take a little from the denominator, it'll still equal a fine piece of ass. Or car. fuck. whatever.
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Their inability to tell you what they want - instead they would rather be cryptic, beat around the bush, then get angry because you didn't do what they wanted.
YES!! It's like:

you- hey honey I'm going to buy a new lens for my camera, is that cool?
her- if that's what you want go ahead

You then go out to buy then lens and when you come home all your things are in a box to left.

I also don't like their ability to bring up shit that happened like 10 years ago when they're in an argument. For example, you and her are arguing because she's done something you don't like and next thing you know they brings things up that you can't even remember happened. Then she got you to second guess yourself like "shit, did I really do that?" and next thing you know you're apologizing to her. Then you walk away confused about wtf just happened.
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Psshh. Screw guilt trips.

They're really not that hard to deal with. Say nice things here and there and you get sex. Compliment them somewhat often and you get sex. Be a dick head here and there, then apologize, and you get sex.
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YES!! It's like:

you- hey honey I'm going to buy a new lens for my camera, is that cool?
her- if that's what you want go ahead

You then go out to buy then lens and when you come home all your things are in a box to left.

I also don't like their ability to bring up shit that happened like 10 years ago when they're in an argument. For example, you and her are arguing because she's done something you don't like and next thing you know they brings things up that you can't even remember happened. Then she got you to second guess yourself like "shit, did I really do that?" and next thing you know you're apologizing to her. Then you walk away confused about wtf just happened.
No joke man. Its like they keep that stuff in a hard drive on file in their head just to bring that crap up to argue about. I mean come on, once you have the arguement when it happens then it should be over and not have to hear about it a second time.
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