E90Post
 


Lux Angel Eyes
 
BMW 3-Series (E90 E92) Forum > BMW E90/E92/E93 3-series General Forums > Regional Forums > Europe (Continental) > Damn german girlfriend



Reply
 
Thread Tools Search this Thread
      12-04-2006, 06:25 AM   #23
Dante
Major
Dante's Avatar
Germany
50
Rep
1,439
Posts

 
Drives: F31 330d / E89 Z4 30i
Join Date: Nov 2005
Location: Bavaria

iTrader: (0)

Garage List
Quote:
Originally Posted by ArmyBimmerDude
Ok

Hey I apologize about my comments. I mean whether they are fact, those comments about german men being dorks came from german girls, or not I should have kept it to myself.

Actually Bamberg rocks. Its a college town with lots of parties and things to do. Its not berlin, but its cool.

Of course it depends on what you define as cool. Playing Jenga or Pictionary maybe cool for you?
Accepted.

I think we have the same definition of cool. It's been a while since my last time in Bamberg and didn't enjoy the nightlife. Was quite boring during the day though.

But on topic: Did you let your GF drive your car? Maybe this will change her mind...
Appreciate 0
      12-04-2006, 08:47 AM   #24
ArmyBimmerDude
Major General
ArmyBimmerDude's Avatar
United_States
67
Rep
5,504
Posts

 
Drives: Lola
Join Date: Nov 2006
Location: Georgia

iTrader: (3)

Garage List
Send a message via AIM to ArmyBimmerDude Send a message via Yahoo to ArmyBimmerDude
No, thats the thing. I don't get it for another month and she saw the commercial for the Mustang GT500 and wants me to buy that instead......women

I think I am going to break up with her though. Shes been a pain in my ass lately.
__________________
2007 E92 Montego Blue 335i
Appreciate 0
      12-04-2006, 02:07 PM   #25
Heidelberg328i
2007 328i in Germany
Heidelberg328i's Avatar
Germany
0
Rep
53
Posts

 
Drives: 2007 328i
Join Date: Nov 2006
Location: Heidelberg, Germany

iTrader: (0)

BimmerDude....

look at the facts. (Don't forget I am also In Germany right now). She wants you to buy all American.

Hmm...why you may ask???

1) So she can brag to her german little girlfriends how cool your AMERICAN car is...after all, "I'm screwing an American GI with a MUSTANG!" So now she gets status with her friends.
2) German women are VERY, VERY CONTROLLING! They DEMAND you do what the hell they tell you to do, with no questions asked, it's the GERMAN WAY!
3) She is one step closer to you getting her that ID Card that authorizes her to go to the land of root beer floats, Baywatch, The Price is Right and dirt cheap living (well, compared to soon to be 19% TAX!!!)

Bimmer Dude...she is a PX whore. Cut your losses and enjoy screwing her for all she is worth. Remember...one Soldier to another...this is YOUR GERMAN ASSIGNMENT AND YOUR RIGHT TO BUY WHATEVER THE HELL YOU WANT! If she is not happy (actually, 99% of German women NEVER ARE!) with your decision to buy quality, power, handling and overall craftsmanship, then who gives a hell about her. Just LOVE ALL THOSE GERMAN WOMEN EQUALLY THE SAME LIKE I DO!

No disrespect whatsoever to you BimmerDude, I always look out for Soliders...just don't want a Good Soldier to get dissed by these BEEOTCHES over here. I know EXACTLY what they are all about.

They hate us because US Soldiers are LOADED with money (best paid troops on the planet), we get gasoline breaks, tax breaks, HUGE discount on auto purchases, tax relief forms, and we always piss them off by asking for those two, four letter words, that Germans hate us using.......DEAL or SALE!!!!:rocks:

They hate us but secretly wish they WERE us! It's always the same over here.

Life is too short BimmerDude......drive BMW!

Many regards,
BimmerDude in Heidelberg!
__________________
2007 BMW E90 328i/6spd. Manual Transmission/Jet Black/Black Leatherette/Burl Walnut Trim/PDC/OEM Front Strut Brace

Last edited by Heidelberg328i; 12-04-2006 at 02:41 PM.
Appreciate 0
      12-05-2006, 09:13 AM   #26
ArmyBimmerDude
Major General
ArmyBimmerDude's Avatar
United_States
67
Rep
5,504
Posts

 
Drives: Lola
Join Date: Nov 2006
Location: Georgia

iTrader: (3)

Garage List
Send a message via AIM to ArmyBimmerDude Send a message via Yahoo to ArmyBimmerDude
Quote:
Originally Posted by Heidelberg328i
BimmerDude....

look at the facts. (Don't forget I am also In Germany right now). She wants you to buy all American.

Hmm...why you may ask???

1) So she can brag to her german little girlfriends how cool your AMERICAN car is...after all, "I'm screwing an American GI with a MUSTANG!" So now she gets status with her friends.
2) German women are VERY, VERY CONTROLLING! They DEMAND you do what the hell they tell you to do, with no questions asked, it's the GERMAN WAY!
3) She is one step closer to you getting her that ID Card that authorizes her to go to the land of root beer floats, Baywatch, The Price is Right and dirt cheap living (well, compared to soon to be 19% TAX!!!)

Bimmer Dude...she is a PX whore. Cut your losses and enjoy screwing her for all she is worth. Remember...one Soldier to another...this is YOUR GERMAN ASSIGNMENT AND YOUR RIGHT TO BUY WHATEVER THE HELL YOU WANT! If she is not happy (actually, 99% of German women NEVER ARE!) with your decision to buy quality, power, handling and overall craftsmanship, then who gives a hell about her. Just LOVE ALL THOSE GERMAN WOMEN EQUALLY THE SAME LIKE I DO!


No disrespect whatsoever to you BimmerDude, I always look out for Soliders...just don't want a Good Soldier to get dissed by these BEEOTCHES over here. I know EXACTLY what they are all about.

They hate us because US Soldiers are LOADED with money (best paid troops on the planet), we get gasoline breaks, tax breaks, HUGE discount on auto purchases, tax relief forms, and we always piss them off by asking for those two, four letter words, that Germans hate us using.......DEAL or SALE!!!!:rocks:

They hate us but secretly wish they WERE us! It's always the same over here.

Life is too short BimmerDude......drive BMW!

Many regards,
BimmerDude in Heidelberg!

Wow man, you sound like some deutschland chick bit you in the ass!

Hey thanks for the words. I did end up breaking it off with her. Not just about the car thing, but you're right about a lot of what you said. I was always arguing with her about something and I never started any of it. Its like she has this voice telling her that I pissed her off about something.

As far as the ID card thing goes, she never really cared about that. BUT if I did have a mustang she woulda bragged to her friends about it, that I do know.

Being in this country and seeing all of these incredibly sexy women walk or ride their bikes by, wow this is the best country in the world!

Is the tax really going up from 16% to 19%? Damn! Sucks for the people here. Man.

I think I'm done with the whole girlfriend thing for a while and I'm just going to enjoy my time on this continent. Lifes too short.

By the way, if you're here long enough, do you want to see if we can somehow get Shiv over here? We'd need atleast 10 cars I think but he's said he would do it.

Thanks!

Bimmerdude in Bamberg!
__________________
2007 E92 Montego Blue 335i
Appreciate 0
      12-05-2006, 02:37 PM   #27
ArmyBimmerDude
Major General
ArmyBimmerDude's Avatar
United_States
67
Rep
5,504
Posts

 
Drives: Lola
Join Date: Nov 2006
Location: Georgia

iTrader: (3)

Garage List
Send a message via AIM to ArmyBimmerDude Send a message via Yahoo to ArmyBimmerDude
Quote:
Originally Posted by Dante
Accepted.

I think we have the same definition of cool. It's been a while since my last time in Bamberg and didn't enjoy the nightlife. Was quite boring during the day though.

But on topic: Did you let your GF drive your car? Maybe this will change her mind...

Well I don't pick the car up for another 3 weeks, but HELL NO. No one drivers her but me
__________________
2007 E92 Montego Blue 335i
Appreciate 0
      03-21-2007, 12:45 PM   #28
zoomBimmer
The Ultimate Driving Machine
zoomBimmer's Avatar
Belgium
0
Rep
43
Posts

 
Drives: BMW 325i (M-sport)
Join Date: Mar 2007
Location: Belgium

iTrader: (0)

I have a solution for ya. You do not have to get rid of the girl, just buy my Mustang or better yet let's swap the cars.
Appreciate 0
      04-14-2007, 12:51 PM   #29
Mr_SYIRM
Registered
Mr_SYIRM's Avatar
0
Rep
2
Posts

 
Drives: 2007 325i E90
Join Date: Apr 2007
Location: South Sweden

iTrader: (0)

Just do what I did

Hi dude :-)

I had a gf that didnt like my new 325i baby so one night after a visit to a club I shagged her on the hood under the light of the moon. After that she started to love my car.

/Mr_SYIRM
Appreciate 0
      04-14-2007, 02:04 PM   #30
hands on
Private First Class
3
Rep
124
Posts

 
Drives: 07 335i coupe, Titanium/Saddle
Join Date: Feb 2007
Location: UT

iTrader: (0)

ahh, I was wondering if she saw that commercial...Great advertising! But the thing is nothing compared to a Bimmer...Maybe she's a little too easily influenced by tv
Appreciate 0
      04-14-2007, 04:55 PM   #31
Jenson07
Registered
0
Rep
2
Posts

 
Drives: GOLF
Join Date: Apr 2007
Location: Germany

iTrader: (0)

Pissed off

Sounds pretty much that Heidelberg328i is really pissed off by our country like we are by the US, don´t like your country either. Anyway I can agree on the quality of our nice cars since we are still following the philosophy of quality engineering.
BTW I am working for a US car manufacturer here in Germany but hope to get a
bimmer myself asap......


cheers

Jenson
Appreciate 0
      04-14-2007, 08:11 PM   #32
ArmyBimmerDude
Major General
ArmyBimmerDude's Avatar
United_States
67
Rep
5,504
Posts

 
Drives: Lola
Join Date: Nov 2006
Location: Georgia

iTrader: (3)

Garage List
Send a message via AIM to ArmyBimmerDude Send a message via Yahoo to ArmyBimmerDude
Quote:
Originally Posted by zoomBimmer View Post
I have a solution for ya. You do not have to get rid of the girl, just buy my Mustang or better yet let's swap the cars.
Um yeah....this thread is like 5 months old. I got my car about 2 months ago. Got rid of her. Sorry.

Quote:
Originally Posted by Mr_SYIRM View Post
Hi dude :-)

I had a gf that didnt like my new 325i baby so one night after a visit to a club I shagged her on the hood under the light of the moon. After that she started to love my car.

/Mr_SYIRM
You know, in theory that sounds great....but since the car's new, I would be so afraid to scratch up or dent the hood.....Opening the trunk works though


Quote:
Originally Posted by hands on View Post
ahh, I was wondering if she saw that commercial...Great advertising! But the thing is nothing compared to a Bimmer...Maybe she's a little too easily influenced by tv
Yeah, a lot of germans are "americanized" which sucks. European automobiles are far superior to American ones.

Quote:
Originally Posted by Jenson07 View Post
Sounds pretty much that Heidelberg328i is really pissed off by our country like we are by the US, don´t like your country either. Anyway I can agree on the quality of our nice cars since we are still following the philosophy of quality engineering.
BTW I am working for a US car manufacturer here in Germany but hope to get a
bimmer myself asap......


cheers

Jenson
Honestly man, he's just telling the truth. I've lived in Germany for almost 20 years now (my father was in the Army). If there's a base in a city, girls go for the military guys.
__________________
2007 E92 Montego Blue 335i
Appreciate 0
      04-16-2007, 11:36 AM   #33
Robmaster
Colonel
Robmaster's Avatar
Switzerland
62
Rep
2,729
Posts

 
Drives: 2010 E82 135, 2005 E87 130i
Join Date: Apr 2007
Location: Switzerland

iTrader: (3)

kill a new Mustang GT on a street race

or....

change your girlfriend!
Appreciate 0
      05-16-2007, 03:19 PM   #34
ArmyBimmerDude
Major General
ArmyBimmerDude's Avatar
United_States
67
Rep
5,504
Posts

 
Drives: Lola
Join Date: Nov 2006
Location: Georgia

iTrader: (3)

Garage List
Send a message via AIM to ArmyBimmerDude Send a message via Yahoo to ArmyBimmerDude
Quote:
Originally Posted by Robmaster View Post
kill a new Mustang GT on a street race

or....

change your girlfriend!
Got rid of the girlfriend a few months ago. Working on the new one right now.
__________________
2007 E92 Montego Blue 335i
Appreciate 0
      05-22-2007, 06:50 AM   #35
nyc3r
Colonel
nyc3r's Avatar
United_States
33
Rep
2,589
Posts

 
Drives: E90
Join Date: Jun 2006
Location: USA

iTrader: (24)

Take her home and give her a ride a some real american muscle
Appreciate 0
      05-29-2007, 09:10 AM   #36
GuillaumeSoete
Second Lieutenant
GuillaumeSoete's Avatar
Belgium
7
Rep
281
Posts

 
Drives: E91 330i & Z3M Coupé
Join Date: Nov 2005
Location: Belgium

iTrader: (0)

Quote:
Originally Posted by Heidelberg328i View Post
They hate us but secretly wish they WERE us! It's always the same over here.
It's so right... Us, poor west-european people, we are spending our lives trying to get a green card.
Yeah it's understandable, our countries aren't in war, we don't have any law authorizing the government to spy us, our leaders know some geography, and our respective deficits aren't exponentially growing... Add these to the fact that our living standards are the same as the US ones, hell who would wanna stay here? Okay I shall stop there...

Don't get me wrong, I am not a US haters. I enjoyed my time there a few years ago and seriously consider spending some time more in your country, depending on the opportunities I'll have. The point is, why thinking that every human being that is not an American wants to become one?

About the girls going crazy about GIs, I have to admit I observed the same here around the SHAPE base . The "exotic" side I guess?

Guillaume

PS: sorry for the total off-topic...
Appreciate 0
      03-27-2008, 01:56 AM   #37
E91_E88_E21
Major
E91_E88_E21's Avatar
Germany
20
Rep
1,300
Posts

 
Drives: E91 m-sport, E88 m-sport
Join Date: Nov 2007
Location: Germany

iTrader: (0)

a funny tread
__________________
Freude ist BMW
E91 SG LCI m-sport,E88 AW m-sport
Appreciate 0
      03-27-2008, 02:14 AM   #38
xquisit
«-·¨¯¯¨·-»
xquisit's Avatar
20
Rep
1,177
Posts

 
Drives: '11 E90 328i
Join Date: Mar 2008
Location: Los Angeles

iTrader: (0)

Send a message via AIM to xquisit
Dude you have the balls in the relationships!!! Handle it!
__________________
Appreciate 0
      03-27-2008, 02:26 AM   #39
Comet
Troll Harder
Comet's Avatar
Lebanon
73
Rep
596
Posts

 
Drives: 997 GT3, 997 4 GTS, X6M
Join Date: May 2007
Location: Montreal, Beirut

iTrader: (0)

Garage List
this is the way to get her off the whole American is better
make her drink american beer... it all tastes like piss compared to German beer

if that doesn't work, trade her in for an M-tek front bumper and pick up some new chick
__________________
Appreciate 0
      03-27-2008, 02:28 AM   #40
xquisit
«-·¨¯¯¨·-»
xquisit's Avatar
20
Rep
1,177
Posts

 
Drives: '11 E90 328i
Join Date: Mar 2008
Location: Los Angeles

iTrader: (0)

Send a message via AIM to xquisit
Quote:
Originally Posted by Comet View Post
this is the way to get her off the whole American is better
make her drink american beer... it all tastes like piss compared to German beer

if that doesn't work, trade her in for an M-tek front bumper and pick up some new chick
R O F L
__________________
Appreciate 0
      04-12-2008, 06:02 PM   #41
PIMP "E"
Colonel
PIMP "E"'s Avatar
Germany
35
Rep
2,495
Posts

 
Drives: AW 2011 M3
Join Date: Dec 2006
Location: ft. lauderdale fl, in mannheim germany

iTrader: (0)

Garage List
2011 M3  [0.00]
Send a message via AIM to PIMP "E"
tell her your penis is made by BMW. then the light on top of her head will turn on and she will hear that little "ding" sound....... ha ha
__________________
MONEY IS THE SAIL TO MY BOAT
Appreciate 0
      06-16-2008, 08:38 AM   #42
FIAT
D.E.A.
FIAT's Avatar
Wales
0
Rep
26
Posts

 
Drives: E90 BLK(X2)
Join Date: Nov 2007
Location: 25° 46' 27 N 80° 11' 37 W

iTrader: (0)

get an 86 mustang 4-cyl let her drive it for a couple of days until it breaks down, then she'll b begging you to get a german car
Appreciate 0
      06-17-2008, 12:16 PM   #43
ArmyBimmerDude
Major General
ArmyBimmerDude's Avatar
United_States
67
Rep
5,504
Posts

 
Drives: Lola
Join Date: Nov 2006
Location: Georgia

iTrader: (3)

Garage List
Send a message via AIM to ArmyBimmerDude Send a message via Yahoo to ArmyBimmerDude
Guys, I made this thread December 2006. I nailed her one last time and never called her again. She sent me texts and called every hour for a week, but eventually she got the idea.

It's really interesting though how american vehicles are so revered in europe. You go over there with a GT500 and you'll have german girls lined up to give you head in your car.

Can't wait to get back to Germany or if i'm lucky Italy.
__________________
2007 E92 Montego Blue 335i
Appreciate 0
      06-20-2008, 09:17 AM   #44
Raja Ventureshield
Banned
Raja Ventureshield's Avatar
United_States
83
Rep
5,694
Posts

 
Drives: BMW M3 coupe
Join Date: May 2007
Location: Northern VA

iTrader: (6)

why not rent the mustang for few days and show her that it's not better.
but hey, i do like the mustang gt(s) though.

get a gt500 and a bmw 335i then. :-)

Last edited by Raja Ventureshield; 06-20-2008 at 09:32 AM.
Appreciate 0
Reply

Bookmarks

Thread Tools Search this Thread
Search this Thread:

Advanced Search

Posting Rules
You may not post new threads
You may not post replies
You may not post attachments
You may not edit your posts

BB code is On
Smilies are On
[IMG] code is On
HTML code is Off
Forum Jump


All times are GMT -5. The time now is 01:02 AM.




e90post
Powered by vBulletin® Version 3.7.0
Copyright ©2000 - 2014, Jelsoft Enterprises Ltd.
1Addicts.com, BIMMERPOST.com, E90Post.com, F30Post.com, M3Post.com, ZPost.com, 5Post.com, 6Post.com, 7Post.com, XBimmers.com logo and trademark are properties of BIMMERPOST