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      11-22-2011, 08:51 PM   #903
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well fcuk how many pages back was this
Started by original member as i egged her on to make this thread a while back. I think she is a regular at e46fanatics.
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      11-22-2011, 09:10 PM   #904
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this just goes to show how old school you are chris
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      11-22-2011, 09:32 PM   #905
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Back when i was 19 dude i was the gangsta that was about to put in his order for 335 M-Sports, one of the first in Sydney to arrive in 2008. Now over the years at the age of 24 i have matured to an X5, next thing you'll see me driving is a Bentley GT at 27. Oldie i am! Pcock mate, i know how it feels.
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      11-22-2011, 09:34 PM   #906
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meh i beat you, I got my e93 at 17

cannot wait to jump back into a japanese 4wd. Landcruiser here i come!
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      11-22-2011, 09:41 PM   #907
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meh i beat you, I got my e93 at 17

cannot wait to jump back into a japanese 4wd. Landcruiser here i come!
Three hundred and thirty diesel injection convertible. I had no power restrictions on my P's uleh.
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      11-22-2011, 09:47 PM   #908
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yeah yeah, you be from an ancient time period where the RTA were not retarded
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      11-22-2011, 09:59 PM   #909
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well boys say hi to your mothers for me and WTF is my fathers day present you little ingrates
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      11-22-2011, 11:04 PM   #910
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damn, we had one already, i apologise *hides*
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      11-23-2011, 07:37 PM   #911
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Official BBQ at PCOCK's house on Saturday. PM received, the Sydney crew is formally invited to his Chatswood residence for i quote "Jolly great BBQ". SBC, Arren, Stu, Jeef, Hugh Grant and Dave is part of the Sydney Crew. He needs numbers that will attend fellas.
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Official BBQ at PCOCK's house on Saturday. PM received, the Sydney crew is formally invited to his Chatswood residence for i quote "Jolly great BBQ". SBC, Arren, Stu, Jeef, Hugh Grant and Dave is part of the Sydney Crew. He needs numbers that will attend fellas.
Whoa hold on there big fella, you trying to get me in trouble with the little lady? I was hoping that you know with the cricket season upon us, she might let me and my balls go to a match or two.
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      11-23-2011, 07:52 PM   #913
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Whoa hold on there big fella, you trying to get me in trouble with the little lady? I was hoping that you know with the cricket season upon us, she might let me and my balls go to a match or two.
What happened to being the MAN of the house? Not a fan of cricket but to each there own...GO THE DOGGIES! (Manly supporter btw)
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      11-23-2011, 08:05 PM   #914
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Clearly that was a lie!

On our wedding night I asked my wife to try on my pants, to which she said I'll never fit those! I explained that she was 100% right and that I am the man of the house as I wear the pants.

She thought about that for a few moments and said here try on my panties and I just laughed and said I can't get into those, she just stood there with a grin on her face as the realisation sank in.

So I sadly put my tail between my legs and handed my balls over ;-(
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GO THE DOGGIES! (Manly supporter btw)
Shit you must really hate yourself. unless by doggies you mean the dish lickers
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Clearly that was a lie!

On our wedding night I asked my wife to try on my pants, to which she said I'll never fit those! I explained that she was 100% right and that I am the man of the house as I wear the pants.

She thought about that for a few moments and said here try on my panties and I just laughed and said I can't get into those, she just stood there with a grin on her face as the realisation sank in.

So I sadly put my tail between my legs and handed my balls over ;-(
Oh mate, you made crack up hard. The doggies support is an inside joke between us Sydney Crew guys.
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you got any spare Rohypnol then?
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      11-23-2011, 10:25 PM   #918
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You'll get a pm soon.
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      11-24-2011, 01:13 AM   #919
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You'll get a pm soon.
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      11-24-2011, 01:31 AM   #920
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Good things come with time...patience pcock! At the moment i can provide you chloroform, it's been my best seller. Arren is my number one customer as he puts chicks to sleep at night clubs...imagine a panda trying to make love.
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      11-24-2011, 01:40 AM   #921
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ok i got a chuckle thanks! Panda......LMFAO
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      11-24-2011, 07:43 AM   #922
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pick up lines dont work, chloroform + a good old van work wonders

oh and rope...
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Another positive feedback from a customer of mine
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Panda! Who gonna win da NBA Championship dis season? I reckon the final will be between Miami and OKC. In the west Clippers need playoff experience, Spurs are playing great at the moment but will fail as there big man is just simply slow. OKC have experience and are hungry to win, my team Lakers are inconsistent, in need of a new point guard with fire power. East...Miami are just damn good, all three players are playing great ball and have finals experience, they were heartbroken last season and are wanting to prove themselves.

What ya think Panda? Am i right or am i right?
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