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      06-24-2010, 10:17 AM   #23
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damn, clogged two toilets at the same time?! i cant even clog one!
LOL Chinese plumbing is significantly less robust than we're used to, nonetheless funny story OP

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      06-24-2010, 10:27 AM   #24
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LOL Chinese plumbing is significantly less robust than we're used to, nonetheless funny story OP

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dead serious... I'll tell you guys the story later going to sleep now, gotta catch the 6am train out to Shanghai tomorrow. I'll put the story up on this thread when I get there and have time cuz I gotta try the "Shanghai Special Eiffel Tower 360" first.
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      06-24-2010, 10:32 AM   #26
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pics or it didn't happen.

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dude you mut have dropped some fuckin log turds. its happen to me a couple times. where my poo just clogs the toilet.
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WTF did u ate in China???
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*Standing ovation.*
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      06-24-2010, 12:14 PM   #30
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Thanks for the story. I hear bad things about how toilets clog up all the time in China too. Your story tops everything though.

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There is now a pic of your backside at every train station and airline terminal in Cn. You are known far and wide friend.
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HAHA awesome story!
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that takes shirry coffee to another level
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That story is epic.LMAO
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Haha, major lawlz!
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AHAHAHAHHA sam ftw
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filthy chinese
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LOL thats epic
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filthy chinese
Not funnay.
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Hilarious hahahahaha. I just had to read the whole story to my coworkers b/c they asked what I was laughing out loud about.

I wanna hear the shanghai special and dragon drill stories!
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This is why I have Toto toilets.
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      06-25-2010, 04:50 PM   #43
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+1 he always has the best stories.
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