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      06-24-2010, 08:35 AM   #1
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I'm smarter than my professor.

So I'm taking summer classes for any courses that I skipped. For example I'm taking second semester freshmen English Lit, and a lower level American history class. Well I'm on day four of my History class, and wow this bitch is dumb. I'd get more out of funnyordie.com's Drunk History, than her lectures. She is trying to teach us about James towne, but she is just rambling like a teenage girl, and has not said one single fact, like they were granted 6,000 acres by Crown, etc.

I'm about to stab myself. Anyone ever had a substandard professor?

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      06-24-2010, 08:47 AM   #2
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They do exist.... and typically always during summer terms in my experience.

Logic should tell you that Summer Profs aren't necessarily the "A-String".
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UGA.... This bitch is fucking retarded. She has a graduates somehow, and I assume that this is her first class. Zero details. She just explained the battle between the Indians and the British in Jamestowne. Zero details. Chiefs brother dies (No names) and gets a lot of troops, soldiers and attacks the English. The English have bullets, but 1/3 of them are killed.

WTF Bitch?
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They do exist.... and typically always during summer terms in my experience.

Logic should tell you that Summer Profs aren't necessarily the "A-String".
True, but the institution in question also has a lot to do with it. My final year at Arizona I took 5 summer classes. 4 were taught by PHD students, and 1 was taught by the fucking dept. head. That guy was a badass. Out of the PHD students, 2 were excellent, 1 was meh, and the other was pretty bad, but in his defense, it was his first time ever teaching, and he was just thrown the class after whoever was supposed to teach it bailed.

Summer classes at community college though? I'd be suspect of what type of teaching talent they have, for example my sister is taking a class and one of her teachers uses "sez" instead of "says" in the notes...
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True, but the institution in question also has a lot to do with it. My final year at Arizona I took 5 summer classes. 4 were taught by PHD students, and 1 was taught by the fucking dept. head. That guy was a badass. Out of the PHD students, 2 were excellent, 1 was meh, and the other was pretty bad, but in his defense, it was his first time ever teaching, and he was just thrown the class after whoever was supposed to teach it bailed.

Summer classes at community college though? I'd be suspect of what type of teaching talent they have, for example my sister is taking a class and one of her teachers uses "sez" instead of "says" in the notes...
IM NOT AT A COMMUNITY COLLEGE... Lol.

I went undergrad to Auburn, and now I'm at Georgia.

Goddamnit I am about to walk out. She doesn't even know that the Colonial legislation branch is called the House of Burgesses. FUCK
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Now she doesn't even know the dates... Fuck man. Not even a ballpark figure.
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IM NOT AT A COMMUNITY COLLEGE... Lol.

I went undergrad to Auburn, and now I'm at Georgia.

Goddamnit I am about to walk out. She doesn't even know that the Colonial legislation branch is called the House of Burgesses. FUCK
LOL I know man, refer to the first part where I wrote I got a shitty ass teacher too, but there's always the chance of that, just higher probability in summer
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Is she hot?
Fuck no. Fat, ugly, and stupid.

OMG I am going crazy.
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you're commuting from atlanta to athens?
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you're commuting from atlanta to athens?
Lol... No No! I have an Apartment in Athens.
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Complain the the university.... I had to do this at when I had an Astronomy professor who was just bat-shit crazy.

Just so you know it won't do any good, but you'll feel better about it.
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Complain the the university.... I had to do this at when I had an Astronomy professor who was just bat-shit crazy.

Just so you know it won't do any good, but you'll feel better about it.
OMG. I am 10 seconds away from chewing her out. She seriously doesn't know shit.

She is explaining indentured servants.

Wow. Yo bitch. 50% death rate within 4 years. Land owners receive 50 acres for each new indentured servant. Bitch, 1/4 of Indentured servants were females. They also would be purchased to serve as wives.

Now she just said that they only came from England. Wrong bitch. Dublin was a huge port to the new world. My ancestors came in 1622 from Dublin.
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Can you just take the class pass/fail and show up for the exams? You seem to know enough to get by that way.
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Can you just take the class pass/fail and show up for the exams? You seem to know enough to get by that way.
I don't think so. She doesn't take attendence, so I only need to show up on Mondays and for exams.
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I like how you have completely given up on the class and have responded to nearly every post in OT. LOL.
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Fuck this class.
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My professor for my finance class I'm taking now is incredible. He's worked on wall street for decades, written numerous books with Nobel Prize winners. He's a little weird though, but he just doesn't give a fuck what the department thinks of him.

I feel your pain though
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My professor for my finance class I'm taking now is incredible. He's worked on wall street for decades, written numerous books with Nobel Prize winners. He's a little weird though, but he just doesn't give a fuck what the department thinks of him.

I feel your pain though
I've never had an unintelligent professor. I've had plenty, whom I didn't like, or I thought they were bad professors, but none that are just unintelligent.

Seriously that was Drunk History.

They had bullets and soldier troops. The Indians killed them all though.


WTF Bitch?

After class I talked to 3 other classmates and they all had the same mentality as I did, so it's not just me.
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Yes I had a Physics professor that was a re-tard. He tried to tell me that the smeared out density of matter is greater than that of the original matter itself divided by 3.14 and squared to the N and inverted, then mulitiplied by moores law. I laughed for ages at his insanity.

No in all seriousness I have had some really poor teachers but that was at my community college I went to a long time ago.
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Keep asking her questions and maybe she'll start coming in prepared.
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